/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

11.11 HAPPENING NOW DONT MISS OUT ON GOOD DEALS!!

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• A good find is this Ajazz AK33 white blacklit 82key mech keyboard for $31.73 • user waits for his phone to unlock • user lists christmas gifts ideas • user had to remove some pins on his component to get bluetooth working tried putting in wifi card into T420 but didnt work either • SUMSUNG store sneakily walks back on 11.11 deal pissing off anons Sharks still on sale and confirmed great by /csg/ over the years though
• Anons with card credit woes on 11.11 throw a wrench in their shopping plans also everything is selling out • user's 11.11 isn't going as planned • VOC mentaliteit in full force with dutch fags going nuts on deals and conversion rates • Chinese lego hitler set dirt cheap with certain coupons

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aliexpress.com/item/Dear-Friend-Peropon-Planter/32857050250.html
aliexpress.com/item/2018-METOO-ZERO-Russian-English-Spanish-6-Color-Backlight-Gaming-Keyboard-Teclado-Gamer-Floating/32895464490.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-promotion-Original-V500-Keyboards-Computer-Gaming-Keyboard-Teclado-USB-Powered-for-Desktop-Laptop/32772995408.html
aliexpress.com/item/VPROmechKB/32772995408.html
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aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-WiFi-Amp/32836423616.html
aliexpress.com/item/XiaomiAirdots/32952848019.html
aliexpress.com/item/METOOmechKB/32895464490.html
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First for dont forget your coupons, you can buy them via the mobile app for lots of stores to save a little more.

Aliexpress Select coupons arent worth the bytes of data they inhabit.

>Dear friend, self watering planter not on the Christmas list
>Please to provide link,
>Thanks
Hello friend
We thank you for message. Please do not open commute while we investigate. Your feedback means many to us. Please leave 5 stars.
aliexpress.com/item/Dear-Friend-Peropon-Planter/32857050250.html

Just got 4 Mi Band 2 for 11 euros a piece with select coupons and a 20% off coupon. Feels fucking good, I'll sell them for 20 euros without a problem.

aliexpress.com/item/2018-METOO-ZERO-Russian-English-Spanish-6-Color-Backlight-Gaming-Keyboard-Teclado-Gamer-Floating/32895464490.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-promotion-Original-V500-Keyboards-Computer-Gaming-Keyboard-Teclado-USB-Powered-for-Desktop-Laptop/32772995408.html

Which one of this is better, also what switches? What's the difference between blue, red, black brown?

Reposting my Drumpf, Hitler, Murdoch-chan executing Hillary + allies photo

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How do I find secret coupon links?

Rock Zircons yes/no?

be autistic

Interesting 11.11 deals round up

Rapoo VPRO Mechanical keyboard no lights RED or BLUE Switch $27.63 BLACK or BROWN switch $28.09
aliexpress.com/item/VPROmechKB/32772995408.html


MIXZA TOHAOLL U3 128gb MIDNIGHT
$29.99
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_1841690.html

MIXZA SHARK 64gb
$10.99
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

Xiaomi Wifi Amplifier PRO $11.08
aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-WiFi-Amp/32836423616.html

Cheapest possible Xiaomi AirDots $36.50
aliexpress.com/item/XiaomiAirdots/32952848019.html

Metoo 87 key blue switch mechanical keyboard no LEDs $23.50
aliexpress.com/item/METOOmechKB/32895464490.html

Bluedio T6 Bluetooth headphone $37.40 any colour
aliexpress.com/item/Bluedio-T6S-BT-Headphone/32935027585.html

Various Kingdian S280 SSDs
120gb $24.20
240gb $37.09
aliexpress.com/store/product/SSD-KingDian/407292_32645451815.html

Netac S500 SSDs priced same as above
aliexpress.com/item/Netac-SSD/32905826164.html

OneOdio Studio headphones $29.35
aliexpress.com/store/product/Oneodio-Studio-Headphone/2851047_32790188098.html

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Friends it's time to change.

From today onwards, /csg/ will stand for Chinese Shopping General.

But user, /csg/ already stands for Coupon Strategy General...

Literally kys yourself dumb nazi

Mitu stickers, dumb OP

Dear friend, *****
Thanks.

Where to spend my lucky $5.10 for $5.20 coupon?

Friend, it's staying chink shit general until I get 100% of my deliveries within 60 days for 1 year straight. And every item must still be working after 6 months at least.

>MIXZA SHARK 64gb
Lol

>Cheapest possible Xiaomi AirDots $36.50
Seen these for $33,something!

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>tfw when your coupon savings ratio is 15.1%

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dude the mi band 3 goes for 20 yuro

Dear friend, Recommend me a good telescope for 11.11

What's /csg/ take on battery cases?
Just ordered a Mi 8 and I'm wondering if it's a good idea, or a pocket sized housefire.

I think women and men tend to have different looks in their eyes because of society's treatment of them over the years.

Where the fuck is eglobal based? I just ordered a Mi Max 3 from there because it's cheaper than the usual chinky sites and it says I'm getting the phone in 6-8 days

based

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>tfw you got almost twice that

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>$33
link

Dear friend, issue has now been corrected. Please accept our deepest apology. Please rate 5 stars thank you.

aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Mitu-stickers/32842154616.html

fuck meant for the second post reference

>tfw saved $100 total
>tfw payment being verified
>tfw phone shop promises 1-3 day delivery until Nov 13th

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>didnt include the good things.

qq

Recommend me some keycaps (Anne pro 60%)

>Payment being verified
>Payment being verified
>Payment being verified
>Payment being verified
>Payment being verified

You took my money out of my bank now verify it already reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(You)

Seller discount and Select coupons are irrelevant.
The absolute maximum obtainable from this sale (not counting the $5 game coupon) is 20% by only using $10 $2 coupons.

Placed orders on pretty much all the gifts I needed to buy (still being verified though). Which of these factory-prepared prints should I get for myself? I have no doubt the tees from J&M Factory are absolute shit but the novelty of getting an ABe print on a shirt is pretty strong

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>Seller discount and Select coupons are irrelevant.
why should they be?

>he absolute maximum obtainable from this sale (not counting the $5 game coupon) is 20% by only using $10 $2 coupons
the 10off50 coupon gives you the same 20% but higher absolute savings

25%-31% if you also use a cashback/affiliate website friend

>ABe
ABe print is Appleseed? Right? Or do you just think thats a cool anime rabbit-robot?

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Lain print is ABe artwork you dingus. Appleseed is shirow

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>not using the discount percentage

what are you

some user posted this as an alternative to the xiaomi's bluetooth receptor es.aliexpress.com/item/Receptor-inal-mbrico-de-m-sica-de-Audio-deportivo-FiiO-uBTR-Bluetooth-4-1-con-soporte/32882058451.html
can anyone vouch for it?

Because seller decides whether they give store discount/coupons or accept select coupons.

A different seller offering the same product at a lower price than another one which accepts coupons would be chinking yourself.

Any cool coding stuff for trans-language queer python programmers? Or generally tech stuff that's inexpensive. Unisex apparel is fine too.

Shouldn't the values range from 10-20%

my bad my dear friend

>Note : send random patterns for each set
Dear seller, *
No deal.

you obviously have to pick the cheapest seller first

I am thinking that you are paying only 80%.

Is it coupon rain time?

Link me up senpai

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missed it by three minutes

Lain tshirt print
aliexpress.com/item/Anime-Serial-Experiments-Lain-T-Shirt-Lain-Iwakura-T-shirt-Computer-Wired-Science-fiction-Cartoon-Short/32832269166.html
Appleseed poster
aliexpress.com/item/APPLESEED-EX-MACHINA-Art-Silk-poster-Home-Decor-12x18-24x36inch/32871634151.html
As is usually the case, the rest of the options are absolute garbage but the good ones are decent.

are there any bluetooth headphones better than the meizu ep52 lite? i want them for the gym mostly

>99% of the coupons I collected don't work

thanks for nothing

How long is the warranty for chinkphones bought from "Xiaomi online store" (shipped from China and from Spain from the same seller)?
A Poco shipped from China costs €240 after coupons, €266 shipped from Spain, vs
Poco from Plaza Aliexpress €279 (shipped from Spain, 2 year warranty)

Submitted for your approval and mockery

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I assume this is the same kind of fag that thinks posting dicks in the /co/ win o'thread is funny.

If you actually cared, you'd make the general yourself and be the change you want to see in the world, you ginormous faggot.

aw shit, are the sharks really shit?

I just ordered one.

fucc how did you get those earbuds so cheap

>Socks

Enjoy cancer

Post that great feel when

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are these recommended?

>sort by price, low to high

They are the cheapest of the chinkshit knockoffs, because I always lose them or put them through the wash in my pants, so I just buy a bunch of cheap ones instead of quality ones.

>socks
>not reaching up to your thighs

>es.
kys

@68436120

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Ah okay, i also saw they dont include the charging box. Makes sense now

lol

I just copied the link from someone. Why are you so triggered at Spain anyway? Comfiest country to spend your holidays on desu

>business toe socks
>50 random buttons

Nope, pretty good actually

Don't fall for the anti-shark shitpost
warosu.org/g/image/Msz6hxnlABkWGpF8lz3nVA

Some sellers claim they are waterproof. Is it true?

Shilling this mechanical keyboard because it didn't disappoint me. Search for MT500 if you want a red low profile mech keyboard for 50 bucks.

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why not this?

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>small enter key
get the fuck out of here

i mean i like the baek as much as the next guy but it really does fuck with layouts.

low profile

perspective. the enter is 1.5 inches long. anyway I don't care if you buy it or not. I just posted it because they deserve a shout out for not being a disappointment

Great! Which switches?

I dont know what I want to buy reeeeee

Post carts

Word of advice from someone who started with one of those piss cheap mechs and later moved to tada68. Those chink switches and build quality on those things is not comparable to better mechs. Good for starter or for board for diy. Also rapoo sounds like something indians would use.

Dubs decides what I buy for $5 or less
I'm up for a gamble desu

Whatever. It has the same feel as my other cherry. Incels here can't be happy unless everyone thinks everything is shit compared to what he uses lmao.

programming socks

Looks like you have 2 shit mechs then. No need to get so upset just my observation based on owning both cheap and more expensive mech.

Bought some Kickstarter messenger bag that looks neat, coupon savings are great.

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>look at USB C cables
>want something good but as cheap as possible
>check ones that claim 5 ampere
>overwhelmingly good reviews
>but a couple of reviews say it doesn't support quick charge
>even prove with a pic of the connector that it's USB 2.0

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Looks gay

>MIXZA TOHAOLL U3 128gb MIDNIGHT
>$29.99
This is still cheaper at ~$24 with shipping:
aliexpress.com/item/mixza/32274315064.html

>I haven't tried it
>but I have the superior choice
lmao don't care I'll bet you'll kill yourself soon since you derive your pride in meaningless electronics

>no palm rest

Into the trash it goes.

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Nice purse

dude, buy it, prove it isn't quick charge, get your money back. I've gotten like 5 free cables like that already lol.

based and redpilled

same, I noticed that right before I was about to buy it

5A at what voltage and cable length and so on?

Either way, if you want USB-3 Type-C Type-C with PD, I think most cables will work.

Speaking of this, I have an asus phone that supports some shitty proprietary quick charge, and I use quick charge cables and a quick charge plug and yet my phone still only charges at 5v 1a. Is this a shitty phone limitation, or is it something else? I have a usb voltage tester to test it.

Is it worth the risk buying binoculars from China? I just need a small pair.

what risk? It's just a pair of binoculars?

Recommend me some cute socks, preferably knee highs or something, and I'll consider them unironically.