/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

11.11 HAPPENING NOW DONT MISS OUT ON GOOD DEALS!!

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>News
• 11.11 Deals listed • user still plays with his chinese lego • More payment woes bother anons also coupon issues • user got a good deal on a bag stolen from Kickstarter • Repost of OneOdio Studio Pro Headphones • user gets all preachy on 11.11 • Metoo keyboard RGB Leds listed under wrong price, anons take advantage of this it's removed shortly after • user bought some Breaking Bad minifigs • New flashlight made in collaboration with turboautists from the budgetlightforum • user buys a cute tank • user with nothing to buy Previous thread

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lolis

Post orders

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Any ideas for some under 20 dollar novelty gifts for little sisters age of 18-25?

aliexpress.com/item/nisemonogatari-tooth-brush-little-sister/32795440881.html

Reposting order since thread was dead

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Dildo

what vr headset for over 6 inch phones (pocomeme)? most of those that I've seen can only accommodate 6 inch or smaller phones.

NEW 11.11 DEALS MAKE SURE TO SURE ANY POSSIBLE DEALS YOU FIND
• Kingston A400 SSD 120gb $25.20 / 240gb $39.03
aliexpress.com/item/Kingston-UV400-SSD/32805591095.html
• Lenovo Watch 9 hybrid smartwatch $14.03 with coupon DL11H13
dresslily.com/lenovo-watch-9-bluetooth-smartwatch-product3170657.html
• Xiaomi AirDots $31.67 Coupon DEALH11T
dresslily.com/xiaomi-mi-airdots-tws-bluetooth-product6643938.html

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>putting anything fro ali in your mouth
ogod user what the fuck are you doing

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You can get the Anne Pro 2 for $47 ($63 - $6 with select cupom and -$10 with ali cupom) if you're looking for a good mech keyboard. Looks to be a great deal
aliexpress.com/item/anne-pro-2/32917881549.html

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pantsu, leggings, elastic shoelaces, knock off popsocket, plush mitu, plush shark, shark card,

works for me

Is dresslily legit?

Link for Xiaomi shaver pls

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can the switches be hotswapped or are they soldered?

here you go
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mijia-Zhibai-Home-Electric-Shavers-For-Men-Waterproof-Wet-Dry-Shaving-Double-Ring-Blade/32910839444.html

Can't be bothered looking for much more at the moment.
Guess I'll just wait for next sale or something.

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Mad user here.

Suggest me a decent mouse.

what switches did that cheapo keyboard have?

Who's a good watch reviewer? I'd be interested in that Lelnovo Watch 9 deal if I knew how adequate it was.

Looks like a really good deal on the Huion! I use an xp pen tablet that I'm happy with but it's good to see the alternatives

I decided on this one, hope it works well

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Yeah, I'd been a tad iffy on purchasing a drawing tablet, but I said fuck it and bit the bullet.

I think the switches are soldered

Anyone here ever bought/used VOLUTZ charging cables?
What are they like?
I wanna get them but don't know if I should trust some no-name company

1) fire risk
2) what if there's some malicious chip hidden in the head of the cable and when you plug it in to your computer, or connect it to your phone and allow it to transfer files, it delivers some malicious payload behind the scenes and I wouldn't even know it

My sensible side says I should stick with plain old boring trustworthy Anker

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Gentle reminder that buying chink shit won't fill the whole in your soul.

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MP3 player with Bluetooth, (micro)SD?

NITECORE MH41 or Convoy L6?

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S68435385

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but it will fill my hole once it arrives

As a fitness tracker the Lenovo Watch 9 can only count steps, not your heart rate. This makes it useless for any real fitness and sleep tracking. Also to see how many steps you've taken you need to take out your phone and open an app. It has zero functionality as a smart watch as it lacks a screen and vibration motor. Also as a watch it just looks cheap. You can't charge it either, instead it operates on a standard watch battery.

So basically, it's a watch that looks cheap and has less functionality than a $20 Casio watch from the 90's. 0/10, would not recommend.

Simply not true~

but why? if you have x it auto redirects

Shanling M0
Shanling M2s
Hidizs AP80
Cayin N3
etc, plenty more

68439609
(you)

Re-posting from old thread: Any experiences on a double walled glass mug? Can they really handle both hot and cold stuff?

For example: aliexpress.com/item/-/32807759335.html

they can but thyre pretty brittle, like honestly just use a fucking mug

Have one bought at wish months ago. Works perfectly and helps you move it without heating up much.

What is a good smartwatch meme then?
I'd rather not spend over a hundred on a brand named one, but want to be able to use smart functionality for work (see who's calling/messaging, set notifications/alarms for things, etc.)

> anyone got a taobao/1688 agent that isn't straight up chink city? i'm getting chinked HARD right now. trying to order a device that is sold on alibaba that I found for 1/10 the price on 1688 and these chink motherfuckers are all telling me it's prohibited for export. fuck these chinks

reposting, looking for a 1688 agent who won't CHINK me with bullshit

Any good in ear headphones under $50 on sale?

The infamous tin t2 meme

post link plz

Anything that's actually comfortable to wear?

Knee socks
Bear pantsu
OwO pantsu

Why buy 128Gb Shark for >$20, when 128Gb Samsung is

But those are comfortable to wear.

Watch reviewers don't review smartwatches.

It would be like bringing a crotch rocket to a harley meet

IIRC it's a Gearbest sister store. Also, Paypal, so you are mostly safe.

thanks, will check it out

Xiaomi Amazfit Bip. Great thing, fits your bill perfectly. Also looks rather simple. Not as simple as Watch 9, but still.
Can be de-botneted, if you are concerned about that.

Top kek

I'd rather be cheaper than that desu
Is the Xiaomi Mi Band 2 good? Seeing them for anywhere between $15-25

If anybody in need for SSD, here's the deal:
jd.ru/600276992.html
Now, $53 isn't a final price.
First, you need to register new account and grab -5 coupon here jd.ru/sale/pc/u3LdXByt8rFE.html
Than another -5 coupon should be automatically applied if checked out with paypal.
That leaves us with 480 Gb namebrand SSD for less than $45.

It is good — had it before Bip; but screen is more fitting for ants than humans, so don't expect to read messages from it. I am not even sure it can display messages — almost sure that it only display sender/caller name and that's it.
But as a way to notify you about calls/messages/notifications and tracking steps with the reasonable accuracy it's ok.
Just don't lose it.

This , a hybrid smart watch or a second hand big brand watch. People tend to unload theirs for cheap once the battery goes bad. It's often piss easy to replace them yourself, but the average person will still depend on watch makers or phone stores which typically don't do smart watches.

None of the Mi Bands do voice commands, timers or alarms without the use of an app. With that said, personally all I miss on my Mi Band 3 are media controls and being able to actually read the screen on bright summer days.

>.ru

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I think you can figure out to get to the English version, if you not completely retarded. Not really counting on that though.

SSDs.

As a watch enthusiast, i also take this as an opportunity to pick up cheap watch straps.

Are there any promo codes for something costing $16.41?
I just want to squeeze a little more discount out of this

Okay, this is epic.

$2 off $15 (coin exchange)
Minus $2 (select items)

Crossposting.

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I need help since I've been offline for months and I need to do a massive /csg/ related order for various shit
Some things I'm in need of:
Micro USB cables
USB to USB C cables, maybe some micro to C converters
A new phone since my old Redmi 2 simply stopped working and I'm too lazy to replace it.
Novelty toys for family
18650 batteries.
Fuckin' I don't know. It's been months and I miss ordering things.
What other shit you think is essential

Most of it was probably /csg/

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aliexpress.com/item/programmersocks/32811053478.html
aliexpress.com/item/cute_dress/32885663471.html
aliexpress.com/item/gymclothes/32897399106.html

don't forget to snap some pictures for /csg/

I wish they had more knockoff Futurama stuff

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>Micro USB cables
uGreen
>USB to USB C cables, maybe some micro to C converters
uGreen
>A new phone since my old Redmi 2 simply stopped working and I'm too lazy to replace it.
Used Pixel or new A1/A2 Lite/A2
>Novelty toys for family
Gearbest have drones for 8.99 now
>18650 batteries
From chinks? you better don't

I'm considering getting one as well.
Could be nice as a hobby and a bonus for my web dev venture.

>See through gym clothes
Jesus christ I want it

Wiha screwdriver set for $17.95 is a steal imo

Please recommend me a good mouse with 10/10 comfiness.

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Xiaomi/Wiha one?
One that on sale for $15 on Banggood?
Yeah, $18 is definitely a steal.

Have you guys had any good chink watch purchases? I bought one of those ultra cheap Soki's once, but it ticked so loud I never wore it. Since my current watch died I want to give it another go, but I don't know what brand/model would be good. Mostly I want something that isn't huge (no more than 40mm) and fairly simple. No dials or other fancy shit, since they don't even do anything most of the time, maybe a date indicator at most. I do want the watch to be able to take a nato strap easily, since I've got a few laying around. I'd also consider a digital watch, but most of them have these build in straps and can't take nato straps.

get one of those fake daniel wellingtons

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nvm found them for 15 on ali, but yeah

give me some cheap but cool chink shit i can give on christmas like

aliexpress.com/item/fluorescent-headphones/32883724199.html

what happened to the user who bought a chinkshit car?

wasn't there some kind of imagecrawler which saved lewd aliexpress customer pictures?

m.aliexpress.com/item/32863107801.html

see

Looks like guaranteed cancer.

anyone bought those tritium keychains? will they give me cancer?

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Are they really good or something? For thazt price I'm expecting a shoddy super loud ticker, but I could be wrong.

By the way, is the ali smartphone app better to find stuff? I do everything through my desktop, but they sure like trying to push me to use their app.

I really like the color of her skin tbhwu

>SN30 Pro Gameboy edition for $26

Bought that shit in a heartbeat

Nah, the radiation that Tritium gives off is pretty weak for beta decay. Should not be able to even penetrate the glass. You'll be fine, just keep in mind that it'll not last forever, a good amount of Tritium will have decayed in ten years and the thing will be less bright.

>From chinks? you better don't
not the same user, but i have a couple of pkcell ones on the way from chinkland. i will report on them once they arrive (i had previously gotten very cheap doublepow ones earlier this year and they are alright)

I love these bitches. Bought a green one off ebay a few years ago and it's still glowing bright. I want to add an orange one to my keychain but I'm actually worried about the increased radiation exposure.

I've looked up a lot of videos on youtube, a lot of pseudo scientists saying the radiation emitted is harmless, and others saying stay away. Personally, I don't keep my keys in pocket all day so I'm not worried. I would not use one of these as a necklace though.

One more thing, the green is the brightest of the bunch, if you want the brightest one.

I don't see the DW logo. Is there one with the logo written correctly?

Planning to buy this: aliexpress.com/item/15-6inch-8GB-RAM-1TB-HDD-notebook-computer-Intl-J1900-Quad-core-camera-WIFI-windows-8/32781725286.html?spm=a2g0s.13010208.99999999.267.4aa03c00ciLBuc
Is this trustworthy?

thanks guys

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I did some reading. If you drink water or inhale air contaminated with this stuff there's a small chance of bad things happening. As it exists there in the vial it's not harmful. I wonder how legal this stuff is to import apparently it's used in a stage of nuclear weapon creation lel.

>By the way, is the ali smartphone app better to find stuff?
it's terrible for that
but using the app gives you a 1-3% discount plus various ways to earn coins and exchange them for coupons
best is to do your research on desktop, add items to your cart and then check out in the app

One more thing. You probably already know, but all photos of them online are over-exposed. They don't glow bright like a flashlight and are hard to see when the room is lit. When it's dim or dark though they glow good.

>If you drink water or inhale air contaminated with this stuff there's a small chance of bad things happening.
brb buying 100

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This?
s.click.aliexpress.com/whythespamwarning4chan/VyvZqGu
Already have the sf30 but this is tempting.


Spam posting kek