Guys I have too much money. What's the fucking dumbest thing I can spend it on?

Guys I have too much money. What's the fucking dumbest thing I can spend it on?

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A quad-core Power Mac G5, then max it out.

Educating Yourself

lotto tickets

Save and invest it so you're that much closer to never having to work again

Donate to Ubuntu

put it all on black

Fully specced out trashcan mac pro.
So outdated Apple shouldnt even be selling it. But they are, at the same price they launched at.

That depends on how much money you're talking about

Spend it on me. I'm a dumbass.

he said dumbest
play two roulette wheels against each other

How do you learn how to invest correctly?

XS max 512 gb. Doitfgt

Jow Forums pass

Pay an extra $200 for a CPU that will get you an extra 13 fps even though you're already getting 200+

MacBook Pro with i9

>What's the fucking dumbest thing I can spend it on?
women

Something arty-farty. Problem is, it'll probably have decent resale value.

go on Jow Forums and do the opposite of what they do

WINRAR

Donate it to the US government

I will write you a computer program that will only a string. It won't even work half of the time and it only runs in DOS. It will cost you a lot of money, and that is what you will spend it on.

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Stocks to turn it into even [spoiler]less[/spoiler] money

A woman.

Bitcoin

/p/hotography shit

penis enlargement ''''''gadgets'''''

just buy a mutual fund
investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/

a windows license

I was going to say rhel license but that entitles you to professional support which is better already.

a college degree

cryptocurrency

better smartphone to shitpost with. upgrade every quarter.

OpenBSD devs need money.

openbsd.org/donations.html

buy me windows 10

Women

>No one mentioning Dragon Dildos
wew

a quantum computer

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
Buy me celeste.

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>not an index fund
never gonna make it

>it's tomoko
>the enormous faggot who's beeen here for yeeeears
what's up, faglord

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A girlfriend.

>What's the fucking dumbest thing I can spend it on?
a wedding.

based and red pilled

Star Citizen ships

prostitutes and thinkpads.

twitch donations
twitch prime/subs

get a degree in webdesign

i9-9900k + RTX 2080 Ti quad SLI

Buy a workstation GPU

Buy the boglehead's guide to investing, a book, or just put it in VTSAX

Me

this do this

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Honestly buying me BO4 would be pretty dumb .

charity

Hookers and coke

A X68000

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"""Audiophile""" equipment

a petabyte of home-storage filled with legitimately-purchased anime rips.

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thats not dumb, thats awesome

Women

thanks

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Women

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