/csg/ Chink Shit General

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FUCKEN 11.11 BOYS BUY CHEAP SHIT DONT MISS DEALS

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user bought a lot of cables n things • user shares their orders • Seller likes user • user wants you to rate his orders • user forgot to add the final coupon to his purchase • user wants to set his feet on fire • American user is unsure about his phones purchase, needs help figuring out bands • Deal recaps of previous threads • Anons can't figure out that $31.67 shipped is cheaper than $34.58 shipped Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-T400-10-pcs-Earphone-tips-Memory-Foam-QKZ-Original-5-Pairs-foam-tips-T400-Ear/32837720566.html
myfigurecollection.net/club/1729
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>tfw just made my large order yesterday but had to leave home tonight because i canr put up with the abuse theyre giving me
Man what do i do? Its a sunday night ffs, should i just sleep on the street? Its going to take me 3 hours to get to a hotel at which time it will be midnight and i havent eaten all day, everything except McDonald's is shut

Welcome gift for seaguls (you still have to buy it yourself).

aliexpress.com/store/product/qt-curtain-flowes/822843_32287242616.html

Grab the $1 seller coupon which makes this nifty technological gadget only $0.32 USD.

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Will it match our burando?

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who are they

how large ?

The March of Dimes used to use these for fundraising

Dear friend,
Many colour choice is available, if yours is not included we apologise.
Please understand

>Man what do i do?
stay at mcdonald's and leech of their wifi, browsing /csg/, spending the money you saved on a hotel on chinkshit instead

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>tfw using the app finally gives you a 10% discount

You're right, sorry.
I only paid $0.29 as well, ordered through the app.

Oh right, parents. Violent and verbally abusive.

They just called to say sorry. Idk if i should go back or not. Its just my mom but its an ongoing cycle

GUYS
ZhiYin Z5000 YES/NO?

Best to leave a toxic home if your life or physical and emotional well-being is in danger. Then again, you could be the toxic safe space one. If so, get a job. It doesn't have to be anywhere special, but will get you away from those particular assholes and among other assholes.

Probably no. Seem to expensive and therefore I suspect headfi tier astroturfed trash.

Had my Rock Zircons for 1,5 years now and they've been amazing. Now I think the cable might be a bit loose and that they're about to come apart.
Any reason not to buy a new pair? Are there some other hot memes I could try out?

I'm trying to decide whether to buy Rantopad MXX, Magicforce 68 or James Donkey 619 keyboard. I prefer gateron switches, mostly red or black.

>the toxic safe space one
I dont fully understand you
>get a job
I have one but no shift tomorrow. Im studying as well so i cant go full time. God damn it when i write this i can feel how much im being in denial

50% off right now, me too. Not sure what else. Theyre also comfortable af for me

Fug the notebook, I want the box!

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I really like these. They're a steal for that price

That tag gives me a good idea for a fashion design

>Are there some other hot memes I could try out?
Xiaomi's earbuds

And about a 1000 KZ and other IEM that may or may not be memes yet.

The current batch tends to break even sooner

>posting in /csg/
>Im studying as well so i cant go full time.
pick 1

The best thing you can do is learn to support yourself.

I'm late to the party.
How can I grab some coupons? They keycaps I want are not on sale.

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Leave as soon as you feasibly can, permanently.
As for now, it is because you spent money they're pissed, or just coz normally?

Buy car, live in car, collect welfare.

Diogenes no

I think the original has been re-issued in Japan and of course China has knockoffs.

The original Chink figures are also nice. Unfortunately they're mostly only on Taobao.

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I found what I want to buy, got coupons, saved some money — rent paid, have food, all the jazz — but just can't pull the trigger. What do?

> but just can't pull the trigger
Eh, why? If you have an important enough use for the shit you want to buy, it should be easy.

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(((they)))

Any recommend chink helping hands?

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Suck it up till you get your chink shit then get the fuck out of there.
Otherwise you will spend the rest of your life wonder how great that chink shit might of been

These. Unfortunately the realacc v2 original isn't very cheap and even the v1 knockoffs aren't that cheap.

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>might of been
It might've been great, but was it worth it?

I want chink RGB spam for my room. It can be any type of RGB item really. What would you buy?

Just bought ~$200 worth of chink iem’s to compare for yall. Not pictured are boarseman cx98 (non S) trn v80 and hifiman re-400. Considering adding ONE more up to $50. Will compare them to my other IEM’s including se535, etymotic hf5 and skullcandy method. Might consider giving them away when im done with them. Merry Christmas /csg/!

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KZ ZST Pro, Xiaomi Pro HD Hybrid.

aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-T400-10-pcs-Earphone-tips-Memory-Foam-QKZ-Original-5-Pairs-foam-tips-T400-Ear/32837720566.html

are these eartips any good?

Should I get eartips and a cable with the T2s?

>RGB spam
Get those microphone reactive leds

I'd buy myself into one smart lightning system such as the Yeelight. Lightbulbs, LED strips and such all controllable on one device. That or I'd just make my own shit like a sound reactive LED tower with a WS2818 strip and chink Arduino's.

>user shares their orders
heres mine.
also fell free:
>user wants you to rate his orders
And fuck coupons. There's no way I'm going to waste hours of my life to save like 5€. I get that aliexpress won't simply give out free stuff because they are such nice people, but the amount of autism that you need for those coupons is too much for me. Let's see how long shipping takes. Also, it's the first time for "sellers method" which is untracked. That's going to be a nice surprise.

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In a way that's cool, but in another I don't really see >$30 IEM as worth comparing.

As far as I can tell, they're just for head-fi tier people with too money that are easily baited into buying "premium" products that get manufactured for less than $10 every other IEM, but then astroturfed for massive profits.

do you have a link to a taobao store that sells chink original figures rather than knockoffs?

That looks cute. Link please.

>$10 buys you the pinnacle of audio technology

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No, they are quite many stores and none comes close to having them all, same as on Ali.

The best starting point I got you is this:
myfigurecollection.net/club/1729 - it doesn't link taobao stores, but you get a figure listing with the manufacturer + images that you can reverse search.

nice one, thanks senpai

Keep buying Gweilo

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How the fuck do I use taobao? I tried to send my Chinese friend a AliExpress link but apparently it was an'american' link, and he asked for taobao link instead. Never used the site before, trying to buy IEMs through him.

That's basically how it is with IEM as far as I can tell. $10 [probably usually significantly less] designs & manufactures the IEM in China.

The rest of the price is pretty much how much you try to rip off audiophiles. Maybe some astroturfing budget, too.

>blew $185 on this sale

remarkable amount of self restraint this time

That's the thing: I do not NEED them, but want them. Like I said, I have basics covered — food, rent etc. The rest isn't anything I need, but want.

What do you think about chink showing heads, i need a one and id like something that can filter the water but i dont think the chink one really work

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Tin T2 or TRN V80. How much does a replacement cable cost?

I need sata cables that go to the psu, the one's that i have been eyeing are too short and from shady brands. Can anyone point me to some good ones?

The Chinese don't order on the english aliexpress, they order on the more domestic Taobao.

Shouldn't be a problem to send something through Taobao to someone in China, but you'll often need a proxy service to get anything out of China if you buy it there [akin to a lot of nippon purchases, they also require proxy services half of the fucking time].

Quality(ish) fast charging USB C cable for 11.11?

I got a handful of these recently. Do you prefer a fanciful one with some digital temperature display that is slightly unwieldy or just a practical model?

> id like something that can filter the water
Pretty much all of them have a little grid to coarse filter the water.

I don't think some maymay ceramic balls work for very much; that said I actually never need a filter here, we shower in perfect quality drinking water.

you're not paying for the cost of the materials, you're paying for the development & tuning of the headphones

what headphones are you looking for?

Type-CType-C? Choetech is what I got, seems to work.

AC? USAMS or Choetech have the best 11.11 prices as far as I could tell. OTOH these cost under $1-2 anyhow; might as well get an Orico or BaseUS or Ugreen or whatever if you prefer their cable's looks.

uGreen.
I swear, I am gonna do a faq image for these three questions: which IEMs, which cables/chargers, which ebook.

Imo its gonna look tacky, those rocks seem like they'd get mouldy


Apparently you need to check polarities beforehand. Personally ive mixed different brands and never had an issue though

Can confirm BlitzWolf is quality chinkshit.
aliexpress.com/item/BlitzWolf-is-gud-shit/32833209044.html

Reviews say Memt X5 has great bass.
Now I can't really find reviews for X5S. What's the difference? Is the bass still the same?

Which one is cuter, JD/Joybuy puppy, or Mitu?

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Glad to see I'm not the only one getting fed up from seeing the same questions pop up every thread. We might as well update the /csg/ infograph ourselves at this point...

please respond

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R&D for flamboyant marketable case included.

I think you're imagining things with the "tuning". It's not like they optimize anything obvious, and you're not getting sound signatures a la carte either.
"Sounds okay, looks marketable" is probably as far as it goes, and then they make a lot of graphs and fancy marketing materials and go to astroturf audiophile suckers who want to believe $60 or $200 IEM are better than $10 ones and will believe it once you sing their praises.

The sad thing about Nipponese (whoa thats a word) forwarding services is that they require id verification now.

That pup aint cute

Coupons are given to those who visit meme heaven, kill self for one-way trip.

Something practical that wont break in 1 month.
Never tried the ceramic balls so for me it sounds like a big meme.

Is this a good deal to get a feel for switches or would they send their chink switches?
aliexpress.com/item/9-Cherry-MX-Switches-Keyboard-Tester-Kit-Clear-Keycaps-Sampler-PCB-Mechanical-Keyboard-Translucent-Keycaps-Testing/32834771163.html

Did you see any cute Miku chinkshits on ali ?

Any bidet sprayer recommendation?

>Want to buy keycaps for my chink keyboard
>about 12 tabs open
>no fucking clue what to buy
>feel like pic related

I shouldn't be dealing with these levels of stress on Sunday.

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2 l8 to the party. I have a few coupons left though so let me know what youre purchasing and ill buy it

Odd that they blurred out the brand name cherry. That said fakes are unlikely but one swit h isnt going to do much for you, you need full decks for a proper indication. ALSO cherry sucks, the clones are considered better by most. ALSO ALSO cherry white are the best switch

A seat or shower head style one?

Dolch, what else?

Shower head style

The thing is uGreen/Anker/Aukey [what I perceive as pretty typical burger choices] aren't really better than Blitzwolf, Orico, USAMS, Xiaomi or a lot of minor brands.

The epidemic of bad grid power->USB power plugs has ebbed off somewhat and I haven't spotted a cable vendor yet that fucked up type-c cables; plus all major chink brand's type-b cables seemed reasonable enough these days.

>orico
>xiaomi
>minor brand

>aren't really better
See, they almost the same in price and quality, BUT with ugreen you are getting:
a) branded bright green postage packet —while useless, quite cool;
b) chink spam mail — even more useless, but a nice touch;
c) velcro strap for cables — one with each order. Extremely useful.

Im about to buy the Xiaomi VR Play 2 does anybody have a better recommendation that will fit a redmi note 5?

aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Xiaomi-VR-Play-2-For-Porn-Happy-Times-JO-Session/32838314257.html

>It's not like they optimize anything obvious
how do you know if you never buy anything that costs more than $10 lmao
>is probably as far as it goes
more guesswork
>audiophile suckers who want to believe $60 or $200 IEM are better than $10 ones
if you can't tell the difference between a $10 pair of headphones and a $60 pair you're probably deaf

This seemed like the most practical design out of the shower heads that I bought and tried:
aliexpress.com/item/this/32586951326.html

The others didn't break in a month either, but some of them are rather unwieldy. Even if a big head with a lot of surface for LED to shine through and then a numerical temperature display does LOOK fanciful, it's not really equally practical IMO.

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Dear friends, please provide $5.20 for apply the $5.10 gameland coupon.
Please understand.

Does Android have the necessary drivers to connect with a drawing tablet like Huion through OTG? Catching your attention with the image.

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> or a lot of minor brands
You misread this. It doesn't mean the brands listed before are minor brands.

I wish I was that easy.
I have to decide between:
>OEM and double shot
>Cherry and sub dye
>White or grey/black keycaps
>Wheter or not purhcase keycaps with korean subs (and also a free Korean flag ESC key) because it's like 10 bucks cheaper

I'm worried about the feedback on this, but most of the bad one is about wrong color being shipped, which i don't give a shit about, i'm not trying to match it to the carpet.

You guys see any significant red flags?

aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-4060-Laser-Engraving-600-400mm-60W-Co2-Laser-Cutting-Machine-Specifical-for-Plywood-Acrylic/32768928028.html

Let me help you.
Grey caps, blank. Done.

Are KZ in ear headphones still the best chink brand?

What to cop? I need to replace kz ate

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>88% feedback
I'd find another seller desu

My only experience with KZ is ED9. They're cheap and sound good.

Spanish guy wrote that he had to pay extra for shipping, took a lot of time, barely any communication. When received, in 10 days he started having problems with the plastic wheels, overheating, misalignment, etc. I'd be careful.