Linus reviews the Helios 500

>youtube.com/watch?v=NwDkxIIb5Rg
>why is this mobile workstation a mobile workstation and not a thin&lite?
>it's like so not thin and heavy
>like literally, my literal soiboi arms were literally going to break off lifting it up; like literally (see video).
>yeah it's powerful and even cool&quiet but i don't care about that shit. Like don't you have a phone to do stuff on the go with?
>i rather have a piece of paper that has the word laptop written on it
>then it would be paper thin, weigh less than a gram, have 100% paper display to body ratio, and literally infinite battery life (best laptop evar)
>i would rather pay 2K for that, 10k if it had an apple drawn on the reverse
>back to this laptop, why doesn't it have a calibrated screen out of the box that scientists and engineers don't give a fuck about and artists can do themselves?
>why doesn't it have ecc memory (but supports 64 gigs of it) out of the box that most don't care for or need?
>why is the camera just good enough for video conferencing and not red quality suitable for shooting my YouTube videos with?
>it's so unfashionable, i wouldn't be caught dead with it as an accessory to my ensemble
>totally not recommended

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Why is Linus such a raging faggot?

Thank you Linux for aggregating your content directly to my anime website

LOL this is the guy who created Linux? Wow. Hard to believe...

>hey Jow Forums here's a link to latest video some shill made
>by the way I hate it but I'm gonna make a thread linking it and talking about it anyway

>implying Jow Forums doesn't use ad block
>implying she makes a dime off of us

you might be retarded

???

i mean he has a point; if i wanted to use a laptop i couldnt bring anywhere, i'd just use a fucking desktop and use a laptop i can bring places