If you're so smart Jow Forums why are you still a Virgin?

Are you me?
This is bullshit. I've been poor for years and always managed to attract girls way hotter than me and get them to spend shit on me. I'm not even charismatic or anything like that. In the 20~ first dates I've had most ended in sex.

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Because the only creatures that make my peepee hard don't exist. My dick would probably implode at the sight of a real world naked woman/man.

why do people still post this bait..

Hookers don't count

Why can't you use your brain to keep a poor girl on your thumb?
Didn't you read enough hebtai to do that?

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No, truly intelligent guys get women to have sex with them for free.

Intelligence results in charisma if you’re actually intelligent and not some idiot who thinks being educated or able to spout random facts about shit nobody cares about makes you intelligent.

It's not bait it's true. I used to believe all the stupid bullshit people said about women, then I actually put myself out there and found out none of it is true. Except for the part about how women are all crazy, they are all fucking crazy. All the other stuff about needing to be a charismatic millionaire male model is just stupid.

why is this shitty bait thread still up? sex is not technology

Because I'm a huge loser pls kill me now

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I have actually fucked several hookers but I wasn't even counting them.

Because I'm smart.

thats just what you say. just like someone that was born in a rich family would say similar retarded things to poor people.

I lost my virginity at 26, I'm not some kind of a Don Juan, most women aren't attracted to me, I'm big and I'm really awkward. I just play the numbers game and learnt from experience. I used to have no fucking clue when a woman was interested in me, I would miss cues all the time, now I know what they are and I never miss them.

> born too early for immersive VR sex and AI sexbots

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you can stop posting the reddit memes now.

I don't give a fuck what you think, maybe I gave hope to someone who was like me years ago, that's all that matters. It must suck to be so fucking cynical.

im not going to fuck someone just because some random idiot on the internet thinks that its the most important thing ever. i dont care about some random anons acceptance that much.

Because I'm not smart.
I just had a lot of simple people around me when I was a kid, who thought I was some kind of genius for being a bit faster with some things. I bought into their delusion so hard it took me most of my teenage years to get out of it.

I don't care who you fuck, I'm talking to people who want another dimension to their lives that they never had before. For me, becoming sexually active made me a happier person, might not be for everyone but it certainly is for a lot of people. It's not just about the sex, it's about interacting with the opposite sex.

why would i do all the work that is needed to get sex just for some internet points.. i have better things to do.

It's not for internet points, we're literally anonymous, I know nothing about you and you know nothing about me. It's for personal gratification.

I'm ugly

it is tho. you people on these boards are the only ones who care about these things. the only time i think about these things is when you people make these threads.

Nice try Satan, virginity is a virtue

And so another paradox was born.

>I lost my virginity 10 years after I became sufficiently fertile
>guys it's really easy
yeah I'd probably be in your position too if I were as old as you.

I didn't say it's easy, for some people such as myself it was really fucking hard, but once you get into it it gets easier bit by bit.

Let's see:
>not interested in it
>can't stand normies
>don't want to leave my room for anything that isn't necessary
>no interest in reproducing
>prefer IRC over real life conversations
>3D is PD
>I'm not cis, and too early into transition to pass

because I can't afford a deer wife yet

Watch out user, you said the word and now the wrath of a thousand souls will be hoisted upon you

Crippling fear of intimacy

I'm not.

Had a few bad exes, now I'm subconsciously averse to women. Can't bring myself to deal with that kind of mental anguish again.

>Actually caring about losing your virginity
lmao, losing your virginity doesn't matter,. I lost it at 19 and it didn't make a difference at all. Seriously, it changes absolutely fucking nothing. Just pursue your career and hobbies, give no fucks about the rest.

I don't know if that may get closer to the truth as you get older but... Not the case for me.

I never spend money on wymen, I'm a fucking jew, and also in my point of view it may actually be worse doing so since you won't be able to tell if a female is interested in you or just in you buying her shit.
I get hit on by (hot) women from time to time since I'm pretty attractive, I'm also kind of an aspie so when I was a teen I had no fucking idea when that happened, therefore I was a virgin until 16 (kinda late for where I'm from) but now I can tell and sometimes fuck them if they don't realise I have assburgers. Some even actually fall in love for me kek.

I just want femboys though, fuck women.

Because I'm not a fornicator

I am not a virgin. I spend the money, that I earned by using my brain in order to pay cute escorts.

Had a bad female role model, I'm subconsciously averse to woman too.

I have an unhealthy perception that they're like children who don't take responsibility for their actions.

8/10
Nice LARP

I'm not a virgin

Half of the posters here unironically can't do calculus, why do you think they're smart?

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