Spot the 1 fatal design error

i see plenty
>fingerprint reader next to esc
>missing triangle thing
>shitty trackpoint
>missing M label but it doesn't matter if you touch type like you should if you browse Jow Forums

It is a laptop keyboard

what happened to the M key?

holy shit who fucking designed this

WHY IS THE SIDE OF THAT ONE TRIANGLE MISSING REEEEEEE!!

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lol i didnt notice the M thing, what a s¿shit design

OP here I didn't even notice the M-key thing

wtf? did they photoshop on the key labels or what is going on

what in the name of fuck is the function lock key doing on the shift key?

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sometimes they do that because the keyboard keys can change from country to country

I guess something structural might be under there

just do the hole yourself op and post pic

qwerty/qwertz/azerty or ansi/iso would make sense for that
not the fucking M key

Why isn't the triangle missing a side in this image?

OP here I'm wondering the same thing. The image posted by user has the filename of being saved of Jow Forums, and is cropped the same as mine pic.

what is this conspiracy i'm in

i was thinking the same but i thought it was just me not seeing it, this thread is cursed

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What. Fucking. Triangle.

why would the illuminati do this

He's fucking different, leave him alone. God, you're just like your father.

only the chosen can see

>fucking F-keys with swapped functions, Lenovo style

It's intentional.

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>no trackpoint
well done nigger you made it worse

You have to press Fn to use function keys? Now that's fucked up.

All the keys look too small.
Whatever the silver thing is, is ugly and shouldn't be there.
Dumb black nipple cuts the already small buttons further.
Clearly too large bottom bezel due using plebian 16:9 screen.

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What the fuck. How and why?

idk

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1. Fn lock
2. That little nub thing is not in the right place
3. No "M" Key
4. The side triangle thingie

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Need to press fn in order to use the F keys.

The speaker grill is missing a cutout, which makes it look weird, the M key is not labeled and the fn lock is at a position that doesn't allow for combinations like Shift+F1 if Fn+F1 is set to trigger F1. However, the one truly fatal design error is the presence of this

unless you type like an idiot you will never ever even sense the nipple when typing

laptops without touchpads when
for fucks sake touchpads are fucking retarded

Good luck with gestures on a nipple.

but why would i want gestures if i have the nipple

name a single useful gesture

The top right corner of the image. It says HP. That means it's going to be a steaming heap.

This is a useful gesture.

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Swiping to changing desktop. Shit is so intuitive and fast, it makes my small ass laptop screen more comfy to work with than a dual monitor desktop.

>inb4 keyboard shortcuts
using another hand fucks up the entire workflow and feels way slower

>gesture
i'm still not sure what these are
is scrolling with two fingers a gesture?

please teach me the way of the multi desktop, I've been using leenukes for a year now.

Then select better key shortcuts.

>is scrolling with two fingers a gesture?
Sure. As would be basic stuff like zooming, and less basic stuff like switching the desktop with 3 fingers on MacOS.

It's built in into MacOS but surely there is something on Loonix to emulate it.

What shortcut would work on the same hand you use for the cursor AND allow scrolling at the same time?

hp

the hinge is fucking stupid, like on apple laptops

Nice photoshop. Almost couldn't see it. Jagged edges give it away.
You're blind.

Yep. The Windows 10 ones are great and finally standardized this

One of the triangles on the speaker has a missing line

yeah, take that. fucking stupid hinge.

dubs dont lie

>Swiping to changing desktop.
can be done with keyboard shortcuts
>using another hand fucks up the entire workflow
exactly and because of that the trackpoint is better since you never have to move your hand downwards to reach a touchpad

Missaligned "B"
Same shit as the newer chinkpads.

Depending on the stuff you want to do your hand is already there. Say marking text or switching a new track.

Now to be fair, I haven't used the nipple in a decade so perhaps I could work it in my workflow but I have a very, very hard time imagining it getting anywhere as comfortable as the gesture stuff from Applel, which were unironically revolutionary once I got used to them fully.

Found your problem

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Power button very close to escape.
Have fun "escaping" by shutting stuff off or by putting it to sleep.

it's hp. never trust nu-hp.

It’s not red.

>one line is missing
>fatal design error

This is why making a laptop half a millimeter thinner holds value cause of idiots like this

keyboard isn't cum proof

There is no insert key on these HP keyboards. You need to use the function key to get to insert. Problem is, using Shift while pressing Function, fucks with the Function key and you cannot send the Insert command. So using Shift+Insert in the terminal is impossible. It is very stupid.

lolol haha im so quirky and randum XD

This isn’t even the real issue here. I have a hp elitebook 840 g5 and the fucker has no insert key.

this isn't actually a picture of your laptop, not enough dust, semen, and crumbs