>Microsoft Apple Google Facebook file for bankruptcy
>new world order made of Amazon Valve AMD and Canonical
>glowing dell logos in auditoriums of comfy right wing zoomer universities
>NSA in tears after Leah dilates the asshole of hardware backdoors
>generations raised on ext4 full drive encryption
>god emperor Bezos and pope Newell accidentally bankrupt Autodesk and Adobe with the Ubuntu Software Center
>Richard Stallman exposed as controlled opposition with receipts of donations from Microsoft in exchange for fragmenting and undermining just/linux for decades
>Gaben achieves one-click wine emulation of all legacy windows applications with no performance loss
>every advertising executive in america weeps when ubuntu adds a default hostfile that blocks all advertisements with a daily updated list
>the concept of a software subscription is widely mocked by all
ITT: we post our fantasies of the perfect world
Ideal future
dude, you need to go outside..
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>valve
>not the most cancerous DRM trash in the history of computing
dell laptops are shitty tho, bought like 20 for my team and most of them broke in a year, then bought Thinkpads and most of them still work after 2 years.
>not the most cancerous DRM trash in the history of computing
That would be microshit requiring specific unique keys for installs and limiting installs per disk to like 3 or something installs, call me back when valve limits the amount of times you can install and uninstall games
I can sell my Windows license when I don't need them anymore or give them to friends. Try doing that with your manchild gaymes.
>Bezos and Newell
>Amazon and Valve
These are cancerous proprietary software companies and those men are both microsoft shills
>AMD
They still rely on proprietary firmware
>Richard Stallman exposed as controlled opposition with receipts of donations from Microsoft
Where the fuck have you been, for a long time his office was literally in the Bill Gates building at MIT
>the concept of a software subscription is widely mocked by all
nothing is wrong with software subscriptions as long as the software is free (libre, not price)
They already do that
That's if you're an idiot. You can reuse licenses easily.
how so