Im desperate

Im desperate.

My life depends on my laptop functioning correctly right now.

It's downloaded a Windows 10 update that wants to initiate everytime its rebooted. Then it crashes and Windows cant even repair itself.

Dont reboot it. I get it.

But isnt there just a better way?

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shut the fuck up and post her Asian boyfriend

>It's downloaded a Windows 10 update
Install Gentoo

disable windows update service you fucktarded zoomer

i did . . but it still somehow ran the update when i restarted.

its not stpeach

>My life depends on my laptop functioning correctly right now.
>uses windows

you brought this on yourself.

>remove drive
>backup data
>install drive
>reinstall win10 from a thumbdrive

the current state of Jow Forums

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Stop watching pornography and figure it out. You're response to frustration is to seek instant gratification. This is a bad precedent and will cause your brain to atrophy.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24871202

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>samantha rone

Smut.
Don't search that name.

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INSTALL GENTOO you fucking idiot!

KEK :^)

> using windows
> even depending on windows
proprietary software, not even once!

.. you just assumed I watch porn. Asking /g is not instant gratification.

I think you have a porn issue. How do you even know of this study.

based t ricky dick

>stop watching porn but keep jacking off

windows 7 user here
everything's great
no worries!

so if i install gentoo.. .what happends to my win 10?

Your computer is ruined. Just throw it out and buy a new one.

Windows keeps a count of each past failed boot. As the boot count grows, it will try different things to boot successfully.

Easy thing to try is this.

Power off if currently on. Then, power on. If you are given a choice, boot normally. Do not attempt to repair. If it crashes, just choose boot normally again.

If you haven't tried booting normally 10 times in a row yet, do that. If it still won't boot, take it to an expert.

i dont have money or a job

get ubuntu on a live usb first. you might not like linux, but don't worry, this will be temporary. then, boot in from the live ubuntu environment. note: do NOT install ubuntu. instead, choose "try ubuntu" after you reboot. next, go to the terminal and type "sudo nautilus." from here, you should be able to view your files, including those on C://. grab a medium to store your files on, and plug it into your computer so you can back up your important files. finally, reinstall windows.
don't have another PC? get a peripheral for your phone which allows you to plug in USBs. there are iso burners on the play store which you can use to make your ubuntu live usb.

Pornography is what causes habitual masturbation. Acting on masturbation out of habit, only reinforces what the pornography created in the first place.

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Install Adobe pdf

>My life depends on my laptop functioning correctly right now

this might be your problem.

>not wanting a healthy prostate
Enjoy cancer, I guess

What's this stuff about gray matter in the brain? Porn kills brain cells?

Nevermind I figured it out

Pm'd you the answer!

Clear your Windows Update folder.
community.spiceworks.com/how_to/94461-delete-corrupt-windows-update-folder

+1

Wow Jow Forums has some of the more civilized discussions in this hell hole (second only to /sci/, those guys are classy) but once a noob Jow Forums doesn't like appears it's like an angry mob out to ass rape the poor soul, the problem with this is that I find myself enjoying it, also, , prolonged periods of winblows usage have been scientifically proven to cause ass cancer and gayness, both at the same time. So it's high time you stopped being a faggot and grew a pair, install Jow Forumsentoo

Read the mood.

[Format disk and] reinstall Windows. It's the fix for most Windows issues.

You could also install Linux, at least if that crashes and shit you usually can reasonably diagnose and fix it. Much harder to do on Windows.

Im not doing that!!

Most likely you'll spend a multiple of what that takes and still have issues in the end then.

But good luck!

excuse me how did you download this pic???? it's from my personal insta. NOT OK guy.

Thanks but i figured it out

>But isnt there just a better way?
yeah, buy a mac

Gee thanks, it re-enables itself after a few days.

Enjoy your windows TM experience

consider the following:
1)clear catroot.
2)reboot
3)del sys32
4)reboot

You got that backwards

>Sexual activity and prostate cancer risk in men diagnosed at a younger age
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x

>Whereas frequent overall sexual activity in younger life (20s) increased the disease risk, it appeared to be protective against the disease when older (50s). Alone, frequent masturbation activity was a marker for increased risk in the 20s and 30s

>Prostate cancer mortality among Catholic priests.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7242091/

>Twelve deaths from prostatic cancer were observed while 19.8 were expected. This represents a mortality experience significantly less than that of the general noncelibate population. Lower mortality ratios were found also for cancers of the lung, colo-rectum, and stomach. Higher mortality ratios were found for malignant melanoma and unspecified respiratory organs

recompile kernel from source

porn is cancer of the mind

Why

do

you

type

like

a

retard?

He is a porn addict retard.