/csg/ - Chink Shit General

>It's Another Non-RegularOP Edition (wish me luck)

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

DO LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IF YOU WANT IT IN TIME!
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qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

N-news I guess:
James Donkey user is back: user has no self control: user is shocked that people buy cheap things quickly: Anons go apeshit over the last coupon of the sale: user has post 9/11 regret: and an user has advice: user shows off both his black light and his parkinsons: user considers chinking others for fun and profit: Anons get chinked on shipping: user realizes you have to pay money for things: Chink has an exclusive offer for a very special user: Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6qYsNtrscPs).
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whKzOgPr9KSoEgxRTXZ6XztWKip1SUVTRzS3tevHzSA/edit?usp=drivesdk
thenextweb.com/plugged/2018/11/12/xiaomis-uk-launch-was-a-hilarious-embarrassment/
aliexpress.com/item/Gigaset-A120-DECT-telephone-50-entries-Caller-ID-White/1000005599779.html
youtube.com/watch?v=UhQAMFDzYJM
warosu.org/g/thread/S68460709
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>You know a lot of aliexpress shops post and lurk here right?
uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

WEW ! here is my 500 dollarydoo donation to the Chinese communist party !

Absolutely no self control this year. Budget absolutely BTFO and selfish as fuck: didn't manage to get anything for the family for Christmas... plan to fix that up on black friday.

RATE AND HATE ME

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goodfaith wu: Dear,thanks for your order in our store .

I am so sorry that hope you can listen to my explain.

Beacause your country is far away from China and high customs fee ,so I loss 0.3 $ for this order,I just want my cost back and ship out your parcel at once.

Below is Link for 0.3 $ fee.(Just pay for it is ok ).Thanks a lot !

Pay Mr Wu his $0.3 dollahs or he won't be able to pay one of his workers today

>balanced cable
>2 pin
wot?

>tfw thought the sale lasted 3 days
>tfw woke up and saw that my coupons were invalid

>audio device almost twice as expensive as headphones
Dumb cunt.

829.99 usd

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Shit phone, shit memory cards, gay shitty earphones. Hope you're not NEET.

And almost $640 spent on Gearbest.

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Old stock. Phillips discontinued them in favor of X2, chinks now in charge of disposing them.
>when DX3Pro exists
Does it? It still not selling and rumored to be in 200-250 range, while A/D30 combo costed me about $170 total.

What one has to do with another? Jack is balanced 2.5mm, connectors are 2-pin 0,75mm.

Post GB orders.

Why store name are blurred out?

anyone got any suggestions for Japanese/english keycaps?

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I bought an emergency stop button like the one big clive reviewed (youtube.com/watch?v=6qYsNtrscPs). I don't know why, I just liked the idea of it and thought it looked cool. It's kind of an industrial fidget toy for my industrial level autism.

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I remember that vid, interesting modular design to it.

>gym gloves
Did you make sure they match your purse?

Does anyone make a VR headset which is basically just a monitor you can just plug into your computer?

So to clarify, I want a tiny monitor, which plugs into your computer, and it is treated as a monitor by your computer, and this tiny monitor is inside a VR headset thing.

I do not want a VR headset you put a phone into, my phone is too shitty and old.
I do not want something like a HTC Vive.
I do not want something with a gyroscope or whatever the fuck else in it.
I just want a thing that if I'm watching something on my computer and I decide "hey I'd like to go there and/or experience that" I can drag over to monitor X, put my headset on, and have it appear as though I am there.

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Eachine Goggles Two.

Although it's not VR, it is literally monitor stuck into headset. Single monitor, not two.

Is this a joke?
Look at this fucking thing

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You asked, I answered.
Do you care about how it looks or how it works?

Current Gearbest coupons
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whKzOgPr9KSoEgxRTXZ6XztWKip1SUVTRzS3tevHzSA/edit?usp=drivesdk

It should update all the time as they add more. Internal doc.

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whats a good chink wifi adapter for packet injection?

Does it include BRAAAAP sensors?

wow all those freedom tokens, and everything on there is utter shit.

Can anyone recommend me a short range radio/walkie talkie? Preferably not expensive but reliable.

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I am not going to get chinked?

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If you cancel the order? No, you will get your money back in a week, like they say.

Warm Notice, my dear

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I want to buy Quran in Chinese?
is it available?

they don't, being on Jow Forums in general just wastes your time

Damn I know the 11.11 sale was big, but I've never seen a shipping processing time that long before!
I guess it serves me right for taking too long to decide to buy it.

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Dear friend, please wait warmly while the girls prepare phone.

fucking scrubs with their prepaid cards that didn't even use the $50 coupon because they didn't have enough money, i was there ready to grab the coupon but even though i have fiber broadband there is a retarded delay in the app so i didn't get it and random fags could just take it effortlessly

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>while the girls prepare phone
what if you get a phone soaked in vagina juices
that's fucking disgusting
3D whores are fucking disgusting

yea you arealy have to time the load perfectly and that is impossible

thenextweb.com/plugged/2018/11/12/xiaomis-uk-launch-was-a-hilarious-embarrassment/

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>waah we didn't get the 1$ phone we wanted

>waah our stinky chink tactics didn't work when our audience aren't desperate internet poorfags from around the globe

alright then, let's follow the communist way, let's give everyone a 1$ phone, that way everyone is happy!

What did they expect? Thousand of them? Bunch of retards.

>aren't desperate internet poorfags
Those tens of thousand people waiting to buy a £1 proves you're wrong

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people in the waste find these sorts of scams utterly distasteful, you will probably lose more customers than you gain

>waste
*west

Purple cancer is my chinkshit spending this month.

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Yeah, because everybody will stop buying their phones just because of some £1 deal gone wrong.
Those thousands of butthurt pajeets were probably not going to buy their phones anyways

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How could you spend 40 times of what you spend on food on chinkshit?

In Soviet Russia vodka is free

Food is cheap here, I have a lot of things I still can use from the last month — you know the kind that you find in a pantry; while chinkshit is not that cheap.
It will somewhat even out to the end of the month.

The B.R.A.P. sensor is the one on the right

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that sounds terrible and why not something like a vive? you're not getting the abomination that you want for cheaper without serious tradeoffs

I don't want to spend a thousand bucks

so just use your normal pc monitor

But isn't that the Ukrainian Hryvnia?

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But I want to feel like I'm walking around in the videos I watch.

And also POV porn.

Lenovo/HP WMR.

Horylka then.

>Horylka
What about Obolon?

Yantar FTW!

Why do you order so many different headphones? You only have one pair of ears.

Fun fact: those types of devices are better to give legit autistic fidgeters than things like fidget cubes. If you know anybody who works with autistic kids, those types of small cheap industrial components with simple mechanisms and good tactility are perfect to give them. My sister is a tard wrangler for a living which includes some deeply autistic kids and those types of switches are a big hit with them.

One package was sent by Swedish Post for some reason. Should I expect anything weird with it or maybe longer than usual delivery time?

Anyone have previous experince with DECT phones?
This in particular?
aliexpress.com/item/Gigaset-A120-DECT-telephone-50-entries-Caller-ID-White/1000005599779.html
I want to get two and use it's internal call feature, is it good idea?
Or should I get something else, like a walkie-talkie?

got a cool pin. might put it on my pc case

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Should I upgrade to the Miband 3?

It will take longer for sure. Mostly dear friends using Swedish post when sending knives and batteries.

It was a gamepad. I am in no rush but anxious about the integrity.

>LGA775 CPU
What the fuck man

More like 771, but I needed something to fill $35 coupon so I got idea from youtube.com/watch?v=UhQAMFDzYJM

Noice

So you couldn't cross-check orders and trace it back to him.

The 771 to 775 conversion is a great way to spruce up an old system. However, being stuck in DDR2 is like being stuck in mud. Not great. I'm actually running a server right now that's a 771-775 conversion, but it's getting canned when 7nm Zen comes out.

both gearbest and banggood have mixza 32gb slightly cheaper than during 11.11.

Should I buy doggo or a shark from there?
I need them to keep as backup of "slightly" important stuff (presentations and projects) and some light games for phone/tablet. Will they be reliable enough? I already did return 1 product to GB so I'd like them to work.

Kill yourself

The Lenovo Explorer is a great vr headset, and if you live in burgerland I think you can get it for super cheap if you wait for a good deal.

I got this bad boy. I bet you guys know what is it.

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Honestly it's just a waste of money. It's not that great and falls behind real brand screwdrivers and the likes and that's mainly because of the lacking length and poor grip. The quality isn't stellar either as it has been hyped here. Really disappointed on this one

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oh well, at least it looks very neat

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>I bet you guys know what is it.
By the shape of it I would have guessed portable power pack. One of the Anker or Aukey clones.

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S68460709

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Already chinked by seller changing shipping method. I paid more for AE shipping because I didn't want registered shipping.
>Thank you for contacting us. Because of the post accumulation problems, we have to change the shipping way to Registered Air Mail which will be better and safer. Hope you can forgive us this time

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Multiple people already said it is not as good as current standalone Wiha or PB Swiss or such. And even a bunch of chinese sets. Usually also mainly because of ergonomics and I think once for the box.

Anker and Aukey Burger / Amazon export maymays. This would most likely be a proper Xiaomi clone if anything.

>seller advertises special 1-3 day shipping for 11.11 for free
>ask how long it will take when they message me they've shipped
>5-59 days, customer!

I guess I'll have to wait until 2019 to take lewd selfies on my new phone.

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>buy pocophone, mofi case and tempered glass
>case and glass have already been sent
>no news about the pocophone

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Jeez, lads, it's like you are buying from chinks for the first time. What did you expect, overnight shipping?

No? Just if I'd known they weren't going to do as advertised I would've sprung for DHL.

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Gwailo just don't learn, do you?

It's made for FPV flying, people don't care how it looks.

>In general
now you've learned about another trick used by the chinks

The Hero the Motherland needs.

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is the guaranteed on-time delivery thing based on when the chinaman tells aliexpress my order shipped (and thus when they tell me), or when the chinaman *actually* ships it

>$25 for fucking Monks plus
>all those earbuds
>paying over $200 for a Snap 660 phone while falling for the 6GB RAM meme at the same time
damn dude what the fug
I hope you've at least already tried the ms16 and didn't like them (they're superior to the monks plus in every way, shape and form in my opinion)

Yo what the fuck, after using ali all of a sudden i get critical security alerts on my email address with sign in attempts from china.

from the date they ship it, thats why they usually delay the update even if theyve actually sent the item

>$25 for fucking Monks plus
Monk Plus SPC does feel nice though.