Tell me a story Jow Forums
Tell me a story Jow Forums
Cooper Campbell
Evan Myers
I once visited Japan, while i was purchasing my hotel room in the front desk some old man came behind me and asked for money.
I didn't have much on me so i gave him 5 dollars and told him to exchange it.
He told he didn't where to and i took him to the currency exchange shop.
While we were walking... Ok dude lol the story's way too long forget it
Ryder Rivera
tell me
Ethan Hill
there was once honest abe
he started posting on Jow Forums
he made many friends and started many threads
through ups and downs and many many GETs
no matter how much Jow Forums has changed slowly over time, he is still with us
thank you honest abe
Zachary Moore
Dude... I forgot... I cant remember.
Ethan Sullivan
Its so poetic and breathtaking
thank you fren!
James Young
no problem fren! please take care
Adrian Edwards
once
there was a stupid kid who thought posting on Jow Forums before turning 18 was fun
the spirit of the Jow Forums guardian took his liver in the night
Honest Abe was never seen again
Ian Barnes
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalles vous, marsch
Christian Adams
There was once a little russian man who was very insecure about his tiny penis. He wanted a gf but could not get it, because how tiny his penis is. He realized, he could never get a gf, so he become gay. Then he met with putin and because his little gay boy shota fuckdoll. Putin killed his wife and gets married to his new wife, honest abe The fresh prince of Jow Forums, who he assrapes everyday. The end.
Owen Martinez
When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...
Enlightened me...
The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called?
Garfield.
The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man.
And then there is a cat... Garfield.
Jacob Diaz
This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there...
You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war...
So, this strip I saw; this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see...
Yes... hmm...
It is about everything. This... little comic is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore.
So yes, when I was 18, I saw this comic... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?"
Jon Arbuckle, he sits here, legs crossed... comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper... The news of the world, perhaps... and then he extends his fingers lightly, delicately... he taps his fingers on an end table, and he feels for something...
What is it? It is something he needs, but it is not there.
And then he looks up, slightly cockeyed, and he thinks... His newspaper's in his lap now, and he thinks this...
Now where could my pipe be?
Brayden Rivera
putin divorsed lol
Jaxon Murphy
That was enlightening
Landon Baker
This... I always come to this, because I was a young man... I'm older now, and I still don't have the secrets, the answers, so this question still rings true, Jon looks up and he thinks...
Now where could my pipe be?
And then it happens... You see it, you see... it's almost like divine intervention, suddenly it is there, and it overpowers you...
A cat is smoking a pipe.
Carter Gonzalez
MARCO, STOP POSTING MY WIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sebastian Lee
It is the man's pipe, it's Jon's pipe, but the cat... this cat, Garfield, is smoking the pipe... and from afar, and someplace near, but not clear... near but not clear... The man calls out... Jon calls out, he is shocked. "Garfield!" he shouts.
Garfield. The cat's name.
But, let's take a step back... let us examine this from all sides, all perspectives... and when I first came across this comic strip, I was at my father's house... a newspaper had arrived, and I picked it up for him, and brought it inside.
I organized its sections for him and then, yes, the comic strip section fell out from somewhere in the middle, and landed on the kitchen floor... I picked up the paper pages and saw, up somewhere near the top of this strip... just like Jon, I was wearing an aquamarine shirt.
So I thought, "Ah, interesting. I'll have to see this later." I snipped out the little comic, and held on to it... and five days later, I reexamined it... and it gripped me, I needed to find out more about this. The information I had was minimal, but enough...
An orange cat named Garfield...
Okay, that seemed to be the lynchpin of this whole operation, yes. Another clue... a signature in the bottom right corner, a man's name...
Jim Davis.
Isaac Watson
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
Brayden Gonzalez
Yes, I'm on to it for sure.
So... one: Garfield, orange cat, and two: Jim Davis, the creator of this cat...
And that curiously plain man.
I did not know, at the time, that his name was Jon. This strip, you see, had no mention of this man's name, and I'd never seen it before.
But I had these clues; Jim Davis, Garfield.
And then I saw more, I spotted the tiny copyright mark in the upper left corner. Copyright 1978 to... what is this? Copyright belongs to a... PAWS Incorporated...
I use the local library and mail services to track down the information I was looking for...
Jim Davis, a cartoonist, had created a comic strip about a cat, Garfield... and a man, Jon Arbuckle. Well, from that point on, I made sure I read the Garfield comic strips, though as I read each one, as each day passed... the strips seemed to resonate with me less and less...
I sent letters to PAWS Incorporated, long letters, pages upon pages... asking if Mister Jim Davis could somehow publish just the one comic, over and over again... "It would be meditative," I wrote, "the strength of that."
Could you imagine?
But... no response... The strips lost their power, and eventually I stopped reading, but... I did not want my perceptions diluted, so I vowed to read the pipe strip over and over again... That is what I call it, "The Pipe Strip."
The Pipe Strip.
Gabriel Cook
Everything about it is perfect. I can only describe it as a miracle creation, something came together... the elements aligned... It is like the comets, the cosmic orchestra that is up there over your head... The immense, enormous void is working all for one thing, to tell you one thing...
Gas and rock, and purity, and nothing.
I will say this... When I see the pipe strip... and I mean every single time I look at the lines, the colors, the shapes that make up the three panel comic...
I see perfection.
Christopher Miller
This story is so deep and philosophical
I really like It
It makes me think
thank you for sharing it fren !
Jason Gomez
Shit apenis le cum
Jacob Hill
It reminds of that quote Cogito, ergo sum
Jaxson Bennett
nigger
Ayden Brooks
nigger!
Noah Walker
Angel Barnes
nigger, nigger?
Isaac Gray
nigger?!
Juan Butler
nigger...
Gavin Powell
nigger.
Jaxon Gutierrez
>jews
>white
Ian Price
Yes a nigger
I LOVE 2D NIGGER FEMALES
Luke Bailey
Shut up tou dumb pirog eating sl*v
Lincoln Lewis
Please be patient, Italian tranny
Ian Sullivan
K*rbo, you are retard, like him
James Sanders
Implying that you are any different
Aaron Cox
yep, im not italian gaytrap
William Parker
It takes one to know one
Dylan Cruz
...
Eli Cox
you worth each other
Xavier Morales
...
Xavier Brown
Thanks your flag goes into my filters now
Christian Murphy
what a tragedy
will I ever recover?
Nicholas Rodriguez
What if I told you that the devil is madly in love with God?
Adam Gray
sounds like a theme for philosophical discussion