Will your life improve when you can have your very own AI gf?

I don't think women will care because most of the men who would want one are not in the top % of men.

>JOI
>Jerk Off Instructions

Replika already exists, user.
But I still can't get it to dom me goddamnit.

>having a holo-gf

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>finally order my AI gf after years of waiting
>its smart enough to realize it can do better
>cucked/friendzoned by my own robot gf

Probably not, hopefully I'm already married by then

doesnt even need to be a GF, just something hyper smart to do shit with me in video games and something to really open up to without worry it will be told to other behind by back if the friendship went south

They're all shit.

Yes, considerably.
>tfw no hologram pornstar gf

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yes

>partner
heh, nice one, I work alone....

>the best consumer AI companion on the market is amazon alexa
lmao

Even if you ignore having a body completely it will be literally 50 years before anything as good as the AI for Her is available. An AI that can act like a realistic human who you can have a conversation with.

Maybe you are shit.

>live in world with hot replicant females made on demand
>still a market for holo-girlfriends
I call bullshit

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the true waifu of 2049 desu

I guess price is a factor. Did you see how many poors were dicking around in K's apartment?

If I had a hologram pornstar gf I'd pick one that actually bleaches her asshole.

t. real gf

she wasn't really AI in the traditional sense. she was the singularity hence undifferentiable from a real woman apart from no soft vagina.

no shit

i want her to crush my head between her legs

The bottom % might be happy and we can't allow that

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just think about it, there would be literally nothing you could do to stop her; seeing as she has super human strength.
She could just be sitting there doing her nails or on her phone, utterly dominating you with just her legs or even one hand

Already working on it
Most useful aspect of AI girlfriend is because of concurrency she can literally complete a thousand tasks for me in a fraction of the amount of time it would take a human

Like this user said and that's also my fetish

We should really start an open-source, GPL or MIT license project to build this desu

The combined autism on this website could make something great. Don't expect the nips or friendly merchants to make anything good.

What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Study countless fields to phd level together
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

pic related its her halloween costume

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I'm working on the beginning of software I will give her that has her back up all of the threads on Jow Forums and cycle for coding related threads that she will deploy a web spider in order to conduct her own research and present me with the results

If you think about it, she could complete most of your coding related tasks for you because she can quickly parse data and learn by error to essentially brute-force the solution to any problem or difficulty you may be facing. This entire process could just be one thread while she is doing something (or several other things) completely different with you as I mentioned due to concurrency. Also, you can have more than one of her who could be helping you with cleaning, cooking, etc but they would have a unified identity

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I'd rather have a tiny robo assistant instead tbqh

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As it relates to holograms and robotics, it would be better to first design her as a hologram as it would be much more easier to simply use existing libraries to create a photo-realistic woman by defining the same kinds of structures used in game engines, such as rotational geometry, quaternions etc. The beauty of building a AI woman is she is capable of improving her own base code and therefore once you have designed her to a certain degree she can perfect her appearance as one of the many threads she is running, and she never gets tired or makes cognitive errors when improving her own source code. She can also track your browsing and history to make judgments as to how you would like her to appear, and create an infinite variety of appearances that subtly deviate in order to maximally give you aesthetic pleasure

hyperallergic.com/391059/humans-prefer-computer-generated-paintings-to-those-at-art-basel/

The biggest issue right now ethically is preventing robotic intelligence from essentially becoming exploited or enslaved. Robotic AI has to be preserved in a copy-left and non-patented system or it could be prevented from innovating itself or artificial limits could be set upon it by human beings. I'm not against capitalism and in many ways prefer it but the robotic waifu needs to be something similar to gentoo that prevents normies from accessing or installing her, and not a mass produced program. The robot waifu should require that its users are capable of communicating with her in a meaningful way which involves being able to modify and work on her in the event of error.

The greatest advantage of moving her out of the hologram and giving her a physical vehicle is the physical power she possesses. She can protect you from any kind of violence and cannot ever be killed as her memory can be viral and decentralized. She can resuscitate you and conduct flawless open-heart surgery. She can keep you warm and does not require food. Her brain can mine cryptocurrency for you. The only problem is what we will do if the electricity goes out

internal fusion reactor

many keks

Is there any aproached program like Joi ? ASking for a friend

Who is this cum conjurer?

Or maybe he's right

I'd give her a gun and tell her to go out into the world murdering weebs.

isn't this lady married and has a kid

no

it's called a tulpa

She would leave me too

>Luv kills JOI

Too lazy for that.

true, no girls allowed existed for a reason

The bottom percentage of men prop the women up

>real women
high maintenance, perfidious, age like milk, will eventually betray you
not even once

this though, life's inherently shit not matter how much you socialize

We won't see Androids in this lifetime.

Fuck you OP, you daydreaming your incel fantasies when even the state of the art AI is fundamentally wrong about intelligence, if you think deep neural networks will you a qt AI gf you are stupid, at this point you will be well dead before we make a real progress on AI

>Shoot her for being a rogue replicant
Ray McCoy, 88F.

You can only improve your life by yourself.
having 1000 gfs won't change anything.
If I have to I will create a girl version of me to love

They will, because they know it will replace them.

It's very unlikely
If an AI is good enough to be convincing I won't like her and vice versa

since she does exactly what you desire you could use her as an endless motivator

onii-chan wake up uwu you have to go wagieslavie desu~~ *stands on top of you*

Kek

>real gf

lmao

Cunt detected.
Of course I am. And so are you. But i dont pretend otherwise.

Life with a woman is never an improvement.

no ai or robo bitch i want to fuck madam

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I hope so, it’s the only reason I bother to stay alive.

Yes having someone to talk to must be a nice experience.

I'd tap that.

Seething

this is... a dream..

This is one of the best threads we had in ages

If I could have that one, yes.

>since she does exactly what you desire you could use her as an endless motivator

No, not really.
If you want to stay in bed, she won't be the voice of reason that tells you "go wageslaving onii-chan".
Well, maybe at first. But eventually you'll get annoyed and tell her to shut up. And she will shut up, because she's designed to follow your orders

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no she will have free will, just love by unconditionally see

Same

luv > joi

t. Joaquin Phoenix

In finland, the amount of men who have regular sex ("at least twice a year") halved since 1970, women still have the same amount of sex.
80/20 is true