How the hell did you get a job?

How the hell did you get a job?

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LinkedIn
only NEETs hate the botnet

2 job apps a day

Didn't work

Too bad.

What exactly on linkedin got you ajob?

Where did you apply?

Apply a lot for first job/internship --> get one certificate --> put both internship and cert on Linkedin together with a picture of yours where you dont look like a channer --> get flooded with recruiter spam

Through my charisma and level 100 speech checks i managed to talk my way into convincing 7 employees to commit suicide thus creating demand for new hires, that's when i reverse pickpocket'd my resume onto the human resources desk and 360° moonwalked out.

ebyn