Jealous of my watch, Jow Forums?

Jealous of my watch, Jow Forums?

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Why did you put it on a ham?

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You wish.

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lol u r fat

Jesus, no wonder people call you guys mutt

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Dont make fun of my hubby like that. Maybe one day you can get a partner like mine and also enjoy gifts from your loved ones

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what is the wrist-equivalent of a cankle called?

a wrarm, or as ive taken to calling it, wrist+arm

So does being fat clog the hair folicles or does the fat just like "over-grow" the hair.

Wristlet

No but I'm totally jealous of your diabeetus

Damn you're all fat

kek

You fat fucks wearing these watches are worse than fedora-wearing katana-yielding autists.

wristpig
wristimus faticus

is apple watch piggy?

You mean this apple watch?
Oink oink

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Where are the knuckles on this species?

Buy it from that guy on the sidewalk outside of Fox News in Manhattan?

The only jealousy I feel is towards all fast food outlets in your vicinity

Good thread

christ your all a bunch porkers sheesh

>humans aren't devolv-

you should visit iran my rich white American share photo friend

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>watch for people who know nothing about watches
No.

too many nefaggots in this thread.

Never gets old

I can tell a lot of you guys post on Jow Forums.

fpbp

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dios mio el goblino de las americas

God damn that was a fun thread.

No. Watches make my wrist itch so I just use my smartphone to tell the time.

It is a nice watch, but it's not good to rely on validation from other people for your happiness user. Especially Jow Forums.

Are you a teletubby by any chance user?

Why did you wrap it around that half-cooked loaf of bread?

wilford brimley get out of here. shoo.