Fucked a girl

>Fucked a girl
>Got yeast infection
My dick fucking burns REEEEE

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Doesn't matter, had sex ( )
Kind of matters, had sex (X)

Wear protection next time.

Was she a baker?

spray 70% alcohol on your genitalia
It will cure yeast infection, pain guaranteed tho

Lmao what a loser

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Its not that hard to buy a condom at 7/11

He probably felt awkward about the idea of buying condoms. The absolute state of op's life baka

what the fuck OP
I fugg bare ween 24/7 and haven’t gotten shit
y u touchin’ dirty thots
nasty

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when i had yeast infections they didn't burn, they itched for about 5 hours then went away. Drink lots of water, men aren't susceptible to long-term YIs because of (hypothesized) the fact that pee comes out cylindrically (hosing the urethra out) and that we don't have dark, dank holes.

You probs got something else, nigger.

gross ass thot banging loser lol

this, it sounds like chlamydia or possibly gonorrhea
one of my mates got pain in the ween from the clap

kot

Would never have happened if he had just used a sex bot.

>american
>no health care
You fucked up senpai

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Would you wear this shirt in public if i sent you a Mcdonald's gift card?

post dick
i need to inspect trust me im a doctor >:^3

Id need to own the shirt first and i accept paysafecard and steam wallet codes

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>having sex before marriage
Deserved it

Im the penis inspector, need a dick picture just to make sure everything is under control

haha that's what you get for fucking a whore lole

That's why you fuck boi puss.

Bump
Good question

at least you did something most of us will probably never do for the next 3 years. had secks with a foid

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>foid
Go away go away go away