One of my internet friends suddenly said that he's coming to where i live yesterday and wants to go out with my tonight

one of my internet friends suddenly said that he's coming to where i live yesterday and wants to go out with my tonight
i've never went outside with anyone and im pretty fucking sure that itll be awkward and cringy but i cant say no bc he's already here
i dont even know where to take him
please help me out here im really scare i never thought that it'd come to this

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take a trip to prison gay saudi

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i wish i was in prison right now

Don't worry.
You're a cool person with a good heart.

Just be yourself.

You don't have to impress this person.
Take them for a walk, talk to them, maybe play games? whatever.

take him in to Austin for some bbq

suck him off

Just go to a movie and have a dinner together, it's not that hard.

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>just go to a movie
lol

>that grammar

Although I am not a native speaker, I don't think my previous sentence has any grammatical mistake. Would you be so kind to point it out for me, user?

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You're a german speaker, right?
>In einen Film gehen

Go to a place with food.
Eat something wierd and then complain about it after

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why though

Thanks for your feedback user. I shall watch out for that in the future.

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Take him for a camel ride through the romantic oil fields.

His grammar was fine...

not funny
kys

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Take a shower wash your teeth
Make up an excuse for leaving early if you need to

> Brush your teeth, user.

Nobody likes to put soap in their mouth.

shut the fuck up retarded incel

AM I TOO LATE
IS SAUDIBURGER STILL HERE
SAUDIBURGER SPEAK TO ME

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yeah i just came back home
turns out he was an autist just like me which is good
at first it was kinda awkward but then we started chatting like we knew each other for a while
first i took him to a cafe and then to a restaurant bc there's literally nothing else entertaining to do in this shithole of a city
eh it was okay not as bad as i thought it'd be atleast

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were you surprised by what his face looked like
did it look like you imagined it looking

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i saw him before he sent some selfies of himself a couple of times
but i never did and he was actually surprised with how i look
and he said that i looked better than what he imagined ;3

did you play any games
ffs there's got to be more to do

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there's literally nothing to do i just realized that spending all my time on the internet and vidya and not going outside wasn't a waste of time after all

but its not that bad we chatted for a couple of hours it was okay

yey
I love comfy chats
would you do it again?

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definitely but i prefer if i went to his city instead bc there's much more stuff to do there