Ugh... all these incels... when will they learn

t.alice

give me your social security quick so I can dab on the hungry americans and achieve the victory royale

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Dumb kinkshamer

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HOW DO I HELP

i want sweet eater to peg me with that giant aisu

this , but you've gotta be quick

Sorry but the only mistress available today is Poppina so you have to make do

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quick
here
33-87-9593
now beat the incels

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itll do *unzips ass*

>kinkshamer
wrong

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>two numbers before the first dash, not three
Not a real SS number.

Smart kinkenabler

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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imagine

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wtf even is a social security number

imagined

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wtf I love MLP now

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number that allows you to make friends.

(in the US) a number in the format 000-00-0000, unique for each individual, used to track Social Security benefits and for other identification purposes. Basically without it, it's going to be really hard for you to find a job.

wtf i love mlp now

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based pegasister

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>pegasister
This can't be real

>I lost the game
>I lost the game
>I lost the game
>I lost the game
>I lost the game
>I lost the game

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>americans have numerical identifications like robots
wtf is this true?

Yes

Yes. Thanks FDR.
Coming up next, RFID chips in your body.

How the workouts?

...

any of you toids wanna play some juice?

r u still here

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resummoning transsexual new zeelander

this

yes

yes

no

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YES YES YES

ok i make lobby desu

name: /onions/
passwd: aides

the idea of fucking a sad little incel

now get ready to be itchy

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They're not for this week. Been extra tired and sluggish in general.YES

i did it like 3 weeks ago so been there done that, just didn't know where to post the pic lol
well actually it wasn't too itchy because i put baby oil on afterwards but i cut myself with the razor a little so that was worse. it mostly healed now tho.

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Try some caffeine dude and what have you been eating?

would join but i don't have it installed and i should go to sleep soon because i have band championships tomorrow
have fun lads

>Caffeine
Doesn't help.
>eating
Pretty much the same stuff as before.

I used like some body lotion/moisturizer but it still sometimes got itchy
And ye just make sure you go with the grain and use a sharp blade

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yeah i started rushing because i didn't want my parents to wonder why i was in the shower for so long and i started going like sideways or something with the blade so that's prolly why lol

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(Del)
>something nice gets bosted
>you miss it
every time

It was a number originally just made for social security benefits but every other government organization started using it for identification. The problem is that it is extremely ghetto and has no security features. You can literally get another valid social security number just by subtracting one from your current one. We really either need to make federal government ID or just ditch social security numbers because at it's current state stealing someone's identity is way too easy

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just use the archive famalam

nah, not the same

akari thread

also thank you for the information i did not know this before

idk i'm not going to post it again since another akari fren is here now it's weird like incest or something

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> idk i'm not going to post it again since another akari fren is here now it's weird like incest or something
i'm not pushing you
well i kinda am, but not really

what if i post an archive link would that count

nay, and don't worry about it

You're probably losing more calories than what you're consuming. Run by me what your exercises and died again.

okay have a nice day then

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Hi

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I mean to say hi to you

*Diet
What the FUCK

Alright.
My breakfast is toaster strudels nao since so cheap and quick/easy to make in the hour I have before I leave for work.
My lunch is baloney sandwich (two slices of baloney) pretzel chips, and two ding dongs.
My dinners are pretty varied.

oh hi :)

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I have to eat 3000 calories a day to maintain my current weight
I don't wanna eat that much

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Hi friend
How are you

how much do you weigh?

pretty good how about you

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> 3000 calories a day
Are you a big guy?

>how much do you weigh?
170 lbs , 6'6"
Good because now you are here
Im kind of big but I also exercise a lot

>6'6
woah

>6'6"
holy crap

>Good because now you are here
same but for you :)

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I'd say make it six small meals throughout the day to slow your metabolism down. And I forget what are your fitness goals?

Crazy

You eat a lot of eggs

>six small meals throughout the day to slow your metabolism down
Lole, funny story, my digestion is getting fucked to the point where I'm gonna eventually have to do that anyway. Big meals make me queasy and have to take a shite to make the queasy go away, ongoing since 2016.
But it's not feasible right now.
>And I forget what are your fitness goals?
Maybe something like this. I want a visible 6-pack, but just visible, not what you would see on Superman.

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It's not good height is a meme. I'm usually too big to be comfortable in most cars or planes so traveling is difficult. Also I get asked if I play basketball like every day. It's annoying
No I only eat one egg a day. I subsist primarily on fruits, vegetables, and whole cereal grains like rice and oats.

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it can't be that bad, at least you're not really short or something. but yeah it seems hard to be a tall boi
i'm like a foot shorter than you lol

if your doctor says you need to eat 3000 calories you probably should try to, don't want to become slenderman

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I'm casually invested in diet and fitness as a hobby. That's why I Know how much I need to eat . My doctor didn't say anything about my eating habits.

>But it's not feasible right now.
All you got to do is just plan out your meals.
>i want a visible 6-pack
Here's a link to a video for core workouts which includes planks. Remember also work out the muscles around your abs.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dJlFmxiL11s

I don't remember if you have to eat a specific way in order for your abs to show.

Any reason why or just for health reasons?

Nvm my question was answered

oh, i see. still if you feel like you need to maintain your weight you should probably do it. good luck with that friend i'm going to bed, good night.

>Cute will miss this again

give me food and don't hurt me

Debs

I know right
?

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Debs