I hate Rob Pike so fucking much

I hate Rob Pike so fucking much.

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Care to extrapolate why? (10 marks)

Hate google for what it has done to him

I like him a lot.
He has that rare quality of being able to convey highly technical concepts while maintaining interest.
And works on genuinely interesting things sometimes.

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This gets posted all the time and I legitimately don't get the point.
The quotes on the right are synonymous with that on the left.
Plan 9 is "what if I had to make due with nothing but a network connection" the OS.

Unix is a fucking timeshare mainframe system that you connect to with thin dummy terminals.

Upspin is probably 90% 9P.

he is absolutely 100% redpilled on software. pic related

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He works for Google.
He defends software patents.
Text editor with mouse chording?
Plan9 and Go have ugly mascots.
Plan9 is a shitty name for an OS, almost worse than GNU Hurd.
He dresses like a retard.
His head looks weird.

That's all I got.

>He defends software patents.
So far you have 1 mark.

ITT: seething brainlets who want to use C/C++/unix forever