11 casualties in failed 9900k overclocking attempt

THEY BLEW IT UP

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Don’t be a disengenuous cunt fuck you liar
Sage goes in all fields

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>You don't have permission to access "kgw.com/video/news/local/11-people-hospitalized-at-intel-campus/283-8347344" on this server.
Has it already been covered up?

Everything at Intel right now is fucking disastrous, i actually feel sorry for them, they are like an obese man struggling in quicksand not realising they are making it worse.

They are "really shut it down" mode

>feeling sorry for a multi billion dollar company that got where they are today by illegal anti-competitive business practices
are you retarded?

>11 employee's complained about breathing difficulties before they were hospitalized
>breathing difficulties
The second holocaust has already begun.

They only complained of breathing problems. Nbd

literally housefire

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Mirror my.mixtape.moe/hadcqy.mp4

We're reaching the limits of silicon. Intel reached the end faster due to their architecture but AMD is going to get there within 5 years.

This was not fake marketing, its happening

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based ayyyyamd

Trying to search for Intel 11 casualties instead gives results for 9/11.

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Found this.
oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2018/11/11-intel-employees-taken-to-hospital-after-report-of-toxic-exposure.html

CPUs catching fire would release toxic chemicals would it not?

INCEL BTFO, INTEL HOUSEFIRE

Intel is still stuck on 14nm since they couldnt get 10nm to work, AMD's equivalent of 10nm (7nm) appears to be coming along nicely. Physics is not the thing stopping Intel, its incompetence on an unprecedented level.

Life imitates memes.

>14++++++++++++++++++++++++
>limits of silicon

Intel Corporation, blunder after blunder.

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What's the reason though. I doubt that it's because Intel's engineers aren't smart enough.

Shit, it's actually really?
So is Intel gassing its employees now?

That's a very complicated question, it's most likely due to their materials choice. A metal in the CPU allows them to blast the cores with hrz at higher processes, but has thermal limitations and cracks at smaller processes. AMD chose a metal which scales down better. Either way it's definitely not the limitation of silicon, you could make a transistor gate from a single atom if you wanted to.

Bumping for ultimate keks.

Intel tried to excel in power consumption, performance, density all at the same time. They tried risky techniques to meet unrealistic expectations and it came back to bite them. Thats pretty dumb imo

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an intern tried to overclock the i9 9900K, didn't they?

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This is great. I can't stop laughing.

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Best defense is a good offense, right? I mean, if they're trying to gas (((you))), it's better to go and gas them beforehand.

Intel stopped being based past sandy bridge and died completely after Haswell
prove me wrong.

Plus the yields are GTX 380 levels of pathetic.

intel is trying to diversify their operations because of the 10nm failure. They probably diversified into nuclear fusion reactor technology

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>YOU CANT GAS ME IF I GAS MYSELF FIRST

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>pentium 4 burns your pc
>pentium 5 (Coffe-lake) gasses you
Whats next Jow Forums?

I could see them being strangely good at it too, given that their products have a recurring theme of being hot-running.

There was a nanotech fusion reactor concept I saw not that long ago that involved a metal mesh being used to trap hydrogen and make it hold still so that more hydrogen could stick to it and fuse. Intel's semiconductor fabs might actually be able to produce this matrix and make said fusion device viable.

That or somebody accidentally mixed the wrong chemicals and made a batch of FOOF.

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kgw.com/dish
Based Dish. Fuck kikes.

>you could make a transistor gate from a single atom if you wanted to.
Isn't a spin change in an electron below Planck's constant of detectability?

It's a physical manipulation of the atom to complete the current

>it was not a hitler wannabe employee
[X] Doubt

>intel

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>i9 gasses everyone in the same room
>fermi lights up like brick of thermite
its like having a portable single use auchwitz in a PC case. who needs gas chambers and ovens when you can turn any room into both at will

t. reddit gold 89x

meme magic is real bros

>10nm will be delivered in FIVE MINUTES

LOL THEY ARE LITERALLY SHUTTING IT DOWN XD

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>declaring sages
Yup, that's gonna be a report from me

wew

what business practices are you talking about?

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Look it up, zoomer. They sure are easy to find.

8/10 and I'm being critical

How the fuck can a CPU blow up?

3MB version for dataplanlets. VP9. Also for mirroring sake, and to prevent the kikes from hiding this.

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How can it be legal to just call Intel "competitor" when they're the only other company making those kinds of processors (besides the hipster shit you pedantic faggots)

>intel literally in flames right now
>0 pink wojaks in the entire thread
Step it up G

Holy shit he mad

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>pink wojaks
We're not Jow Forums. Also get out.

why dont they like, stop using cobalt and stuff

They are testing intel gas lake

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anything can allahu ackbar if you jihad hard enough

>bingbus too strong
>blows roof up

I bet it was one of their diversity hires that did it.

Raj has channeled the spirit of Bose and is gassing the jews!

Did they do this?

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pajeets aren't diversity hires

>overclocking incident resulted in a meltdown
>their workers are now spectres

It's like poetry.

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thank you for you service, user
although there isn't much worth mirroring in that repot. just google "intel campus fire" plenty of articles and videos in the past day

Too bad they didn't die

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>Liftoff! We have a liftoff!

DELID

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>water
too bad faggot didn't get green mile'd

The computer isn't connected to anything

AHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAH

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So this is the power of Cascade Flake

>Blows up PC with retarded setup
>Does not cut the power
>Pours water on electrics
Moore's law? Looks Moore like Darwins law at work to me.

Intelaviv
>'Intel: ‘no hazardous materials release’ in incident that sent 15 to the hospital'
Well they would say that wouldn't they.
oregonlive.com/silicon-forest/2018/12/intel-no-hazardous-materials-release-in-incident-that-sent-15-to-the-hospital.html

>There have been several accidents in the regional chip industry since the 1980s.
>Most seriously, an Intel contractor servicing a manufacturing tool died last year when he was crushed inside the machine.

> Industrial grade housefires

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>an Intel contractor servicing a manufacturing tool died last year when he was crushed inside the machine.
>crushed inside the machine
Must have been a Cascade failure.

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For one: paying manufacturers to use their chips instead of AMD. They were fined a billion euros or something for it nearly 10 years ago.

>11 are injured
>on 11/29/2018 (or 11/11/11)

Yep, more then what we see is going on.

What happens, I ain't watching that shit.

>>on 11/29/2018 (or 11/11/11)
was it autism?

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APU's hold charge for good 3 minutes

so it was the diversity quota that did intel in...seems common to failing businesses...

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funny, i was in a thread in /x/ that pointed out 1111 also, had my own 'synchronicity'

now this...i wonder what the message is...

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guy flips lever and fire erupts, both are okay.

>besides the hipster shit you pedantic faggots
What does the hipster shit refer to? I'm not aware of anyone else at all making x86. Except VIA, I guess, but that's hardly hipster shit.

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>Comet lake
>Surprised it vaporizes as it heats up

It's just firecrackers

>set off common fireworks hidden in HDD mounts while camera is zoomed in
>electrical fire

Jesus Christ how stupid are both of you.