Laptop in bed

Quit being a pussy and take the cold like a man

>his laptop has fans

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They sell desk trays for using laptops in bed. Just look up "laptop desk" on Amazon they'll come up.

use fanlessones

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you'll screw up your lower back and shoulders, kid

my fans barely turn on and my laptop has plenty of ventilation so I don't have this problem. pretty comfortable over here

use phone instead?

Get this one, nigger. It has a fan on the bottom too. Very comfy.

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Install Gentoo

My ultrabook doesn't get hot

you can't even solve this?

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mine does... but its a toshiba

I bought a fanless low powered laptop just for this. I use it to torrent Taiwanese basket weaving how to videos

>fanless low powered laptop

recommendation pls

I use an X1 Tablet.
It has a core m7, but it's good for most laptop tasks.

ewwww too many points of contact

My hp probook sucks air from the keyboard, so it has good ventilation

i use a breakfast tray
very comf

link to breakfast tray?

If she was in my bed I wouldn't be looking at the laptop, heh.

Just fucking get any tray you shit

Ikea sells a curved piece of wood that's meant to be put in bed so that your laptop can rest on it.

i found it in a sally anne

why not?

>Women and tech

>tfw even laptop is chad and has cute fans

use the god-tier macbooks designed by steve jobs. they have they air intake and outtake behind the screen hinges and it won't get blocked by anything

inb4 hurr durr i'm poor. the good macbooks are getting pretty cheap now, because all the sheeps are buying the new macbooks not knowing they are shittier in all dimensions except thinness

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So does the Yoga 920. "Tend Mode" Very comfy in bed. Half the price.

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>"Tendie Mode"

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Have some standards, user.

>no /thread
/thread

>thumbnail

My Latitude doesn't have this problem

Buy cheap fanless laptop for browsing in bed, train, etc

Buy a better laptop.

Cut the wires to the fan.
Just let it throttle like a Macbook.

Only true chads can browse 4channel(TM) in bed.
Pic related is me.
[spoiler]Jk I'm incredibly lonely.[/spoiler]

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is this you? oh my god user I can't even express how much envy I feel right now. fuck

Basically, just put it over a flat surface. I usually use hardcover ledger book or wooden writing board.

>red glow cast on laptop
>blue Jow Forums screen
yeah you should feel bad

>laptop
that's where ya goof'd

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...oh. that was confusing me

Hahaha yes it is indeed me. You fell for my trap user thanks to my genius use of the spoiler tag on this board which I now realise does not support spoiler tags

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in fact you can even see the poorly erased bottom-left corner over the asscheck

oh no, i feel so bad

The only approved way

my mbp doesnt have this problem

Better question: how to use a desktop PC comfortably in bed? Where/how to mount the peripherals? I thought about getting those hospital-like screen mounts but what about keyboard and mouse?

urinate and let it freeze, see the magic

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It will break your spine

there is no way this would be comfortable

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FUCKING KEK!!!
dude I thought Americans have heaters installed in their houses.

Put it on one of those solid dinner table coasters, perfect size for 15" and its cheap.

t. former GTX560M notebook owner

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>Put it on your lap.
and fry your balls with heat and radiation?

I browsed like that. I don't understand how it happened, but it had. Obviously I'm not as ripped as that guy and my lovely girlfriend is chubbier than the woman in the picture, but it's still a great feeling.

>superior computing device coming through

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Just deal with it. I've done that with all my laptops and never had an issue. I even had one I set on the carpet to act as a wifi receiver for my desktop. Ran 24/7 for more than a year no issue.

ok... which distro will give me the exact same feel like the guy in the pic has in the moment he took the pic, bros

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damn
why do you nig/g/ers have to post things like this
;-;

your gf is a ghost

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Depends on how soft your bedding is, I deffo have to make efforts to keep the area behind my macbook pro clear if I don't want my balls/legs to cook.

It's not my pic anons, I'm riven with guilt and must confess. I'm a lanky skelly and my ex's are all small plumpers.
There is no substitute user, for the warmth and weight of a loving woman, for feeling the softness of her breath over your skin as she lays her head on your chest. I'm sat at home filled with pizza and regret, with nothing for company but cold, unfeeling Linux

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what's a computer?

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ikea bräda

Just a reminder that if your BMI is over 29 and you don't move at least every 4 hours you're at a massive risk for a DVT, which given your retarded brain you probably won't get treated right, will develop into a PE and then RIP in pieces.