Bought pic related on the cyber monday and just got ir delivered today, what am i in for? Will they hear me masturbate?

Bought pic related on the cyber monday and just got ir delivered today, what am i in for? Will they hear me masturbate?

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you're an idiot

That's a big statement for no arguments

Everything it can do your phone could do already~
Yes, they'll hear you masturbate. We'll laugh at your cute voice user.

Maybe but saying "ok google" feels retarded at least with alexa i can pretend she's a real girl and feel less lonely and horny

Can you mod it to have a tsundere bitch?

Big if true

Degenerate.

Why dont and kiss already

we're not fags, unlike OP

She already laughs out of nowhere like some crazy yandere if that's more your thing.

Weed lmao le epicfunny.jpg how will op ever recover kek +10 and upvoted

Botnet.

you are the one who fell for the gay Alexa meme... not me

Oh well that's some serious competition for my google android botnet
>inbx op is retarded for not using pic related in 2018

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good goy

>gay alexa meme
Well good thing this is 4channel and not Jow Forums i know for a fact than 4chaners are gay trap lovers

>implying is possible to be free of the jews

yes they will and sometimes play it back to you when you have guests over to just to fuck with you

HOT

It is a convenient way of turning on/off the lights

You are an idiot

hehe

no u

What will you even use it for?

Turn on the lights and buy pizza without doing clicks

Kek says the guy who bought something without researching it first.

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Congrats, you've wiretapped your own home.

You carry a personal wiretap in your pocket every day.

>what is a lightswitch

I just buy things to impress my mum and then i give them back, last time i bought a vr set this turning on/off the lights device will be less impressive

>having to get up and walk across the room

>having to get up and walk across the room
Literally for plebs

I don't own a smartphone, user.

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Dumbphones are wiretaps too you know.

much more limited in their wiretapping, plus they have removable batteries.

>much more limited
Literally how, you carry the phone everywhere if anything a house wiretap is more limited

god damn, now I want one.