>at Google HQ
>In a huge luxury room, the size of a basketball court
>filled with expensive stuff and priceless artworks, looks like a palace
>there's a throne in the room
>Sergey Brin sits on the throne
>he's hosting important guests, heads of state celebrities, billionaires
>they're all eating drinking and laughing on a massive dinner table
>suddenly Sergey taps his scepter on the floor
>laughter & the talking is suddenly silent
>you can hear a pin drop
>Sergey yells
>BRING OUT THE GIMP
>few seconds later someone pushes a cage on a wheeled trolley
>inside the cage is MOOT The luggage lad of 4 channel
>the whole room bursts into laughter
>A bard sings the tale of the Luggage Lad
>How he founded 4 chan, all the way to him becoming Luggage Lad, and how after shitty failed projects he was hired by google
>They then let Moot out of the cage, and make him carry luggage around the room
>while of the Alpha males in the room who have fucked Mallory Blair make mocking comments
this is what Moot does at Google.
