>at Google HQ >In a huge luxury room, the size of a basketball court >filled with expensive stuff and priceless artworks, looks like a palace >there's a throne in the room >Sergey Brin sits on the throne >he's hosting important guests, heads of state celebrities, billionaires >they're all eating drinking and laughing on a massive dinner table >suddenly Sergey taps his scepter on the floor >laughter & the talking is suddenly silent >you can hear a pin drop >Sergey yells >BRING OUT THE GIMP >few seconds later someone pushes a cage on a wheeled trolley >inside the cage is MOOT The luggage lad of 4 channel >the whole room bursts into laughter >A bard sings the tale of the Luggage Lad >How he founded 4 chan, all the way to him becoming Luggage Lad, and how after shitty failed projects he was hired by google >They then let Moot out of the cage, and make him carry luggage around the room >while of the Alpha males in the room who have fucked Mallory Blair make mocking comments
>the bogs watch the spectacle from the balcony, only they know that Brin and his guests are next-gen androids designed in Bogdangrad's labs to control the Earth with an iron hand
I still remember canv.as and now, years later I feel really sad for m00tykins. He was in his early 20s and that was his first project involving really big money. You can imagine how excited he was and how he believed he became a serious entrepreneur about to build his empire, but all that happened was launching a shitty website, burning through the money he raised and then closing the shitty website nobody ever cared about.
And now at 30 he's a funny luggage lad at Google.
Blake Torres
he still has plenty of time to pursue his true dream
I miss moot. He would have never done this 4channel thing and tried to push malicious scripts on this site like that chink yellow nigger does.
Nathan Allen
desu i wish i was a funny luggage lad at google for 6 digits
Jason Bailey
What's to learn at this point? All he had to do was give them the source code and tell them how to use it. Its been years, they have a huge staff, you should be more concerned about all the bots among you and text crawlers feeding every post and location into a databank.
