How do i get 10,000 stars on github?

how do i get 10,000 stars on github?

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Be a gril who codes on Wednesday

Make a javascript library to tell if a number is odd or even

Get one star on github then repeat that ten thousand times

mek gud sobwer

>be 10 year veteran IT professional
>still have no clue how github works

be yourself and don't be unattractive

have a 10,000 strong botnet

Have you considered a career change?

I make too much to change careers.

how do you get ONE?

If you dont write code the chance that you actually need github is close zo zero. One can make alot of money administrating applications, project management, one of the nondeveloping scrum rules and so on and on.

Consider knitting or becoming a fruitshop owner

>how do you get ONE?
Choose a good name for your repo, add an inviting readme and just wait. Eventually somebody will notice your project.
Alternatively just shill it on Jow Forums or any other board that might find it interesting.

I just learned SQL 10 years ago and haven't done jack shit since. Worked out well.

Make something useful that people need

bonus points if it's a oneliner

Basically nothing does this, either make one of the most important systems in the world or make an absolute meme

*if it uses jQuery, Angular and Vue.js (three random names because I don't know this shit)

tried that
i already did yet all my projects have 0 stars

Post links.

im not doxxing myself

>my projects have 0 stars
Then it wasn't useful then was it?

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>Basically nothing does this
Premium Job because your code is high rated as good portfolio.

HRT

>using your real name for your GitHub account
Enjoy your 0 stars then.

>>i already did yet all my projects have 0 stars
Are you sure it's useful? Go to the people who need it and tell them about your project. If it's a library, just create PRs for projects that would benefit from it.

Make something useful and shill it like crazy. But why do you care? They don't do anything, I have a project that's getting close to 10000 stars, it doesn't matter, nobody wants to get laid with me because I have 10000 stars.
If you are after a job it's easier to get a job the normal way.

you can star your own repo
I always do that

post it on plebbit and hax0r news with a clickbait title

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*kodes ftfy

nice name faggot

git gud