THE BEST PHONE OF DREAM

OBJECTIVE DREAM PHONE COMING UP
>16 camera lenses, all 1,000 megapixel telephoto lenses and one standard wide-angel 2mp lens
>3 fingerprint sensors; one in the display, one below the display and one on the back
>Android Face Unlock and also Iris scanning (but it has to be used at the same time as at least two of the fingerprint sensors)
>also a password that requires at least 7 capital letters, 7 lowercase letters, 7 numbers, 3 emojis, and 10 special characters after the biometric scanning
>n o b e z e l s, instead the screen wraps around the entire body, even the top and bottom
>6 Thunderbolt 3 ports
>3 headphone jacks because fuck applel
>3 sd card slots
>sim and esim
>100,000 mAh battery plus 100mah backup battery for hot-swapping
>literally the size of a cinderblock
>physical volume dial, physical OS switches (so you can switch between versions of Android or custom Linux builds)
>modular everything, fuck off anti-right-to-repairfags - no screwdrivers needed at all
>extending antenna
>8K Super AMOLED+ display
>waterproof like a submarine
>ultra-shock absorbent
>pure sapphire glass an inch thick, even a jackhammer can't put a scratch on it
>s-pen
>16w wireless charger included in the box along with a pair of sennheisers
>$15
make it happen, fags

fuck off you russian nigger

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I do a lot of drawing, so the samsung note series is actually already pretty close to my dream phone. Here's how I'd improve it for basically nobody but me.

>Removable batteries because I ain't about that life you gook bastards
>Industrial design. Ditch the glass 'oo so pretty' bullshit and make a phone that won't disintegrate if I so much as look at it funny.
Actually I miss rugged designs in general. Summing up I wish there was a phone that had swappable batteries, I could use as a weapon like an old Nokia 3315 and a stylus so I could draw big anime titties on it.

I'll get off my soapbox now.

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I want this too. Give me a beefy boi with great battery life that won't instantly break. This cannot be that much to ask.

>drawing
>on a Note
I mean...I can see why a stylus on a phone might be helpful for signing documents real fast but drawing?
that thing has one of the largest displays available on a mainstream phone but it's still tiny for drawing. it's like drawing on an index card. even the stylus itself is uncomfortably small.
I mean, if it works it works but...

>>Removable batteries because I ain't about that life you gook bastards
But user then you lose waterproofing. The Galaxy S5 had waterproofing and a removable back but the waterproof seal would rapidly get weaker because of the fact that people would peel the back off so fast.
>>Industrial design. Ditch the glass 'oo so pretty' bullshit and make a phone that won't disintegrate if I so much as look at it funny.
But user you could just get an otterbox or lifeproof case or something

My dream phone is honestly just a Nubia X with a larger battery.

>cases

Eww, no thanks.

If only it had apps, BBOS10 on the PP was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo smooth.
I just needed whatsapp and maybe 10 more apps, but nooo, they couldn't keep it alive.

Such a waste.

based

>4. ?????

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The dream phone is a new iPhone SE but with the specs of the XS

>three week battery
>can be thrown against a concrete wall and run over by a bus
>water resistant
>calls
>texts
>alarms
>nobody expects texts back, you can if you want
>flashlight
>snake
>13 USD

This is my phone. I throw it in the pocket with my keys, in fact I can throw it anywhere I want to. My ancestors are smiling at me, inspector gadget. Can yours say the same?

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>even the top and bottom

12 megapixels
11m waterproof
10 day battery
9th gen cpu
802.11
7k screen
6 physical buttons
5th gen bluetooth
4 rows of keys
3.5mm jack
2 sim slots

and a partridge in a pear tree

xd

>t. Rajesh

But with a better cpu, camera
And usb ports

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Why

>4. ?????
iOS

jamal go learn english

dope tech in matte black

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Anyone has that shooped pic of a perfect Jow Forums phone?

>thinkpad phone with gentoo

5.5 120fps qhd superomniphobic sapphire glass microled display
No notch, no rounded corners, no curved edges
Pop-up front camera(fuck CIA)
USB 3 Type-C, 3.5mm
2 sdcard slots, 2 sim slots
6k replaceable battery
Stereo front speakers
Wireless charging, NFC
Some durable plastic for the body
Water and shock resistant
No branding
Whatever camera, the biggest sensor that fits and mandatory OIS
Physical music and camera buttons
8gb RAM
512gb nvme storage
The latest flagship Snapdragon
Full source code for the ROM and firmware
Bootloader that accepts self-signed kernels
Pretty reasonable I think, all of it except microled is available today.

>THE BEST PHONE OF DREAM
?
>3 USB PORTS
For what purpose?
>SYSTEM ON SD CARD
What if the SD cards gets damaged?
>CHANGEABLE BATTERIES
As batteries get bigger and more efficient there's no need for swappable batteries

Also learn Inglish pajeet, in all fields it goes.

Also the front's design should be completely symmetrical. And stick a FP sensor somewhere I guess, purely for the gestures.

>What if the SD cards gets damaged?
You put the system image on another sd card and plug it instead. DUH. Beats entering recovery mode that won't even let you recover your files(unless you flashed twrp in advance).

Im fucking tired of sand niggers ruining this board

Ironically if I was a street-shitter I'd actually have a smartphone, can't get the 501 here in Canada

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I can manage to not drop my phone in the toilet every month. Give me a phone w/ a replaceable battery already. Also, all the things OP lists would be great. I'd love to be able to chroot into my phone to fix shit.

*rains*
oh no, better replace that battery quick

>he doesn't know about waterproof battery with replaceable battery
When did people get so indoctrinated.

*waterproof phones with replaceable battery

I already take steps to protect my body from the rain. Anything in my pockets benefits from that protection.

Like a notebook without keyboard?

see waterproofing phones with replaceable batteries is basically pointless because it wears off so fast

Hey guys. Its this guy again. I thought of one last thing for my dreamphone; A lense shutter. Back in the day I had an old Nokia N82 which had this little slider to protect the lense when you weren't using the camera. I dropped my old Note 4 and shattered the lense at one point. I replaced it but the camera never quite worked the same.

I want the option to protect my camera lense. It's 2018 so it should also have a little sensor so the camera turns on immediately when you flick it. I guess we could file this under rugged design too.

I miss Nokia man.

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i cant find the image but i fucking have it saved...
"If Jow Forums designed a phone" and it has a floppy drive and quarter inch jack and zip drive and full keyboard and shit on it

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Thank you sir
i meant to say 8 track player not zip drive
that's fucking gold though perfect
OP look here if you care, this is it :^)