Just got this laptop for free? How do I get it working. This pops up when turned on

Just got this laptop for free? How do I get it working. This pops up when turned on.

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install gentoo

If you got it for free then it's probably too shit to use.

seriously though, it looks like it's missing an OS. Install your OS of choice

step 1: lose 300 pounds, for real

No os also put a shirt on lardass

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Can you read?
Insert boot disk and press any key.
Try googling it. Also, use /sqt/ AKA stupid question thread

It probably had spyware at BIOS and hardware level. You really ought to get rid
of it

being a huge lardbarge isn't bait, it's merely depressing

this

sorry, tits are not allowed on 4channel.org. please use Jow Forums.org for degeneracy.

give it back jamal

Put a hard drive in it

Wait why would you put your reflection in it

>inb4 give it back jamal
It says no bootable device so it either doesnt have a hard drive or it doesnt have an os. How hard is it to read and use google?

Ctrl + Alt + CICO

press esc, f1, f11, or f12 to set the boot device (not network boot)

try this order: 1.cd 2.usb 3.hdd 4.network
then install whatever os you want using usb or disc

u have huge boobs

Install arch on it. Sounds like the OS that'll fit you the best.

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kek

Take it back, Tyrone
you were late, already gotcha

but yeah h

Install gentoo

how can you be so fat, yet know so little about computers?

>salami nipples
>huge bobs

how can you be this big and unable to enter the fucking bios or read what is on a screen?

is he american or does he enjoy rice
:P

install an os

>that reflection

Rufus + windows media creation tool

Are you american?

maybe Jow Forums is not right place for you if this is biggest of your problems

Looks like there's no operating system installed. Pop an install disk into the optical drive and boot from that, then proceed with the installation.

hivemind

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

Nah. Try to boot Puppy linux first to see what works and whats on there.

Imagine stealing shit from reddit.

reddit.com/r/laptops/comments/a2l7ql/how_to_i_setup_my_computer_its_a_dell_inspiron/

amerifatt wasn't a meme afterall

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Post bobs and vegene

It's missing an OS or a hard drive. While it's powering on, press F2 or F12 and go to the BIOS. Check to see if it has a hard drive, and check the boot order. If it has a hard drive, then set the SATA settings to AHCI and install OpenBSD.

Jow Forums is not your personal tech support

Sounds legit. Rooting through a previous owner's files can be fun (though I've never had the privilege of being able to do so myself).

underrated

Nice tits OP

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They look like manboobs.

Probably because they are you dumb nignog

1) choose comfy distro
2) follow distros instructions how to get their image on disc/stick
3) put cd in / insert usb
4) find out how to bring up boot menu on this machine
5) reboot & bring up menu
6) follow distros install instructions

etc.

these fucking man tits you fat fuck

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ABSOLUTE

>Insert boot disk and press any key.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ANY KEY? I DONT SEE THAT ON THE KEYBOARD

UNIT

Thicc

xDDDD

>the machine reflects its user
in more way than one

Try booting with live linux usb.

>holly fuck mantits

go away

mexicans are fatter

Are you a gril? Either way I'm going to jack it to dem titties.

See

A few things:
The PXE is a boot proticall from Intel to boot over a network. You have no bootP server, so its not going to boot over the network. It also cannot boot over wifi.

Boot order: Normally its CD-ROM, HD, then Ethernet. Turn off the boot over network, make the CD Rom the first boot device, and insert an operating system boot disk, and install it.

youtu.be/OBhu5oxWKWI?t=1m36s
rofl

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Try harder. It says press "any key" not press "the any key." Faggot.

That reflection tho

This shouldn't be making me laugh so much. My life is so sad.

looks like the guy removed the hard drive before giving it to you

get a fucking hard drive (or better, ssd)

So much autism in this thread

Worst man tits I've ever seen. Impressive.

pulled it right out of my mouth. upvote!

Its like he has pregnant nipples.