*kills your website*

*kills your website*

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Fuck off incel stop blaming successful women for your failure in life

Just for (you) because you posted her
youtu.be/9uIrAN4JneY

Why does she laugh backwards

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More like

*Did the best she could for a company with a broken culture and no cohesive direction before shopping it around for a buyout*

Yahoo had culture and direction and Marrisa turned it into a click bait site.

I am really getting sick of Silicon Valley execs who hero worship Steve Jobs and go around telling people who "brilliant" they are and then fuck up a company with lame ass ideas and then give lame ass excuses for their actions.

would grab by the pussy.

DELET THIS

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Would, checked

>successful women
lol

t. thirsty White Knight

She's so hot.

On the topic of Yahoo, is anyone else getting a fuckton of spam recently?
Like 4-5 emails daily, in my inbox, are spam. It's getting retardedly obnoxious. I might just give up my Yahoo.

Id let her ruin my company

I thought he was talking about yahoo

I wonder how many cocks she's had to suck to get her where she is right now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marissa_Mayer

don't be jealous user
her CV is impressive

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>2018
>yahoo mail
wew

So she also sucked cocks at Google and Stanford University. Impressive.

Good bait

Her laugh is not

It kinda is, never heard anything quite like it

yahoo email is used by pedophiles.
your post has been reported to authorities
have fun getting v8

She looks better in blue. I wish all women wore dresses as much as she did, and that's my only opinion on her.

>[laughs nervously]

Buy your website to increment sales price of yahoo,give a lot free storage,support and few rules for more views, now new own just axe unprofitable website.

If Yahoo didn't you tumblr, tumblr will died long ago.

I'm really not b8ing. I've seen posts about similar things happening on the Yahoo forums.
I'd just quit Yahoo altogether, but I signed up for a lot of shit and moving it around would be a pain in the ass.

I don't wanna v& user, pls take back the report.

>>>/fglt/

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why is she wearing stripper shoes?

yahoomail has been penetrated thousands of times by russian hackers -- its porous like ur mum

Its goofy all around and ramps up as it goes along like some retarded motor

She doesn't even work there anymore.

i would flip over her profit report. if you know what i mean

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>incel

That term doesn't work here bitch. Nobody gives a fuck, the stupid slut shouldn't have tried and turned Yahoo into a huge safe space and go Rouge with shitty news reporting.

Verizon isn't doing any better with it.

They got rid of their good email and didn't even move accounts automatically to crappy Yahoo. They deleted them entirety.

it could be worse

you could be using gmail which sends you email ads

BRB cutting all work from home positions while installing a private nursery for my kids in the office.

this, kek and based

Yahoo was the king until google took over and still had a huge presence when she came on. Her ideas drove it into the ground.

found the incel

this. yahoo is so easy to compromise and has loads of zero days for free or insignificant amounts of monero if you know where to look. but only retards and low iq retards, kids and pensioners use it, so i guess it balances out

t. researcher

I still remember when I opened yahoo every day to check the news and emails, that shit is a clusterfuck now, thanks.

My dad unironically still checks his yahoo mail he created in the early 2000's daily.

found the redditor

where do i look? Askig for my mom.

>yahoo in japan is a massive success and is basically required to have so you can buy and sell stuff because they use it like ebay
>give merica yahoo to a dumb roasty and she crashes it with no survivors while blaming everyone else along the way
>one of the first things she did was literally to go around firing males and replacing them with female employees
>even admits to giving away all user data to the goberment because they asked her to

yikearoonie

Nothing wrong abour replace women by artificial uterus

>Buy for millons starup you tutor on Google using yahoo money.

Linux-GNU Bestfriends Thread

someone can read youtube comments

3dpd doesnt matter you have to go bacm

What?

>top stories
>chrissy teigen claps back at anonymous internet user
>slut gets dress-coded for wearing bikini to school
>racist white person calls police on black person doing something inappropriate
>megan markel is black

the word 'racist' has just about lost it's meaning at this point

businessinsider.com/polyvore-ceo-jess-lee-influenced-by-marissa-mayer-2015

Polyvore close this year.

>" Lee became CEO of Polyvore, a social commerce site that lets users make artistic product collages, in 2012. "
>"a social commerce site that lets users make artistic product collages"
that sounds legitimately disgusting

why are women so retarded. there is a whole category on Amazon for products made by women led companies. i dont czre if a product was made by a man, woman or even...even a black person. as long as it works and beats the competition at a fair price, i buy. fucking fagotry feminism

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Found some poor thot that thinks she's going to insult her way out of an argument
#BTFO

im 100% convinced that making CEOs female is some sort of scam rich people run just like modern art. its sort of easy to see how the modern art scam works but im unsure how burning your own company down makes you money. something to do with stocks i assume? can you bet against your own company or something? or maybe its to cover up/distract from some shady activity youre doing?

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They should have outsourced to /b/ instead.

You have to go back.

>can you bet against your own company or something?
yes. you can short the stock.

Isn't that the kind of shit the SEC investigates? That's basically stealing.

>She looks better in blue
t. Intelcel

Yes but obviously you would use a middleman to do that sort of shit.

Stop pretending to be an sjw ironically, this meme isn't funny. STOP IT.

But she literally does laugh backwards, it's freaking me out.

This, it's weird.

Literally no one uses Yahoo anymore except for boomers and Japanese people. How the fuck are they still in business?

>unironically and ironically using the word incel
Can you cucks fuck off and die in a fire already?

shes a member of the subverted expectations crew

>expect a male ceo
>female
>expect ceo to be business savy
>idiot
>expected to laugh like a human
>gottcha

>Have fun getting V8
B-but I don't like tomato juice

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boomers and japanese people are notorious revenue whales

Aww poor little incels mad they can't get the poosy.

>t. highschooler
See

>t. incel mad he can't get a women because of his autistic tendencies.

>I don't get laid
Nobody outside of high school cares about others getting laid. You have to be a virgin.

Clearly you guys care, seeing as you're an incel, who's taking out his anger on women more successful than you. This is projection at it's finest, currycel.

>social malcontent uses "cuck," complains about "incel"
the absolute state of the aut-right

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Please dont kill Yahoo mail

>Clearly you guys care, seeing as you're an incel,
You're the only one who cares. You're also a young inexperienced idiot; otherwise, you wouldn't make immediate generalizations about other people.

>This is not an example of how to use a short-circuit conditional
>this is relevant

>This is projection at it's finest, currycel.
Funny you mention that, you could make ingots out of that irony.

Incel is a portmanteau of involuntarily celibate. Cuck is short for cuckold, which is a term that has existed
for well over a century. There's a reason your mom and daddy told you to stay in school.

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>Is on a Jow Forums complaining about how all women are diversity hires, blah, blah and blah.
>Complains about generalizations on people
Nice.
>Because a term is new its gud
LMAOING SO HARD AT THIS INCEL,

>Is on a Jow Forums complaining about how all women are diversity hires, blah, blah and blah.
I'm not complaining about women. OP's post mentions nothing about women. You making inference from context that doesn't exist. Remember you when you said something about projection?

>Because a term is new its gud
wtf did the retard mean by this?

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Can't we just go back to calling each other faggots and niggers instead of these new retarded terms?

>needing one(1) entire laptop for your astronomy 101 class as well as one(1) entire laptop for your psychology 201 class

this is one bad bitch slay qween

No, zoomers need to distinguish themselves for the sake of being distinguished.

>assuming she's telling the truth
People aren't generally that rude or care enough to be bothered. Reminds me of when women take a picture a something in their environment, only to just get a picture of them on the side.

Yahoo was always garbage, though. If Marissa actually did anything to the company, it was light a match and throw it into the dumpster where Yahoo already resided.

OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

kek

Niggerfaggot?

This, the moment they got ripped off by Paul Graham was their defining moment.

I still use my hotmail account from 2001.

That is correct!

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what the fuck is this shit

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Same but from 2006, but I hate that Outlook layout, the old one was way better.

is she doing that pose of that loli statue placed in front of that wall street bull. clothes also match

yahoo japan isn't even the same company as original yahoo

>reads books on how to powerpose in the workplace
>forgets to read books on how to manage a company

What are you on about? I use Gmail, not getting any ads

Check your promotion tab.