Turn off smooth scrolling because I'm not a retard

>turn off smooth scrolling because I'm not a retard
>web page uses js events to smooth the scrolling
Just fucking why

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>runs arbitrary js like a retard

sometimes you have to take the fedora off and interact with the world. that includes the wide web.

or are you one of those guys who browses the web looking like a blinged up text document and feverishly clicking filters on and off trying to get the most basic of things to work, and then scribbling down in your log book "today X website tried to HURT ME, but i CAUGHT IT haha, P.S. dont block X site next time"

I block JS by default. I whitelist it where needed, which isn't very often. I allow it with the click of one button. I'm then spared from nearly all of the cookie notifications, subscription requests, autoplaying videos, and 90% of browser malware vectors. If that triggers you, then you're free to stay mad. :^)

Why are you even on this board?

how do I block JS?

delete C:\Windows\system32 that's where JavaScript is installed

uBlock Origin or uMatrix.
I also keep a cookie whitelist in Cookie Autodelete.

How can you block js when your browser is js-based, checkmate blockfag lmao

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>DIS SITE NEED JAVASCRIPT TO WORK
>works perfectly fine without

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I used ms edge via wine staging on gentoo to solve this issue.

with JS
...you ls!

>download button requires js

>uBlock Origin or uMatrix
Where is NoScript?

Blocking JS by injecting JS

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uh sauce on the vid?

>2018
>using js
shiggy diggy

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w3m?

links

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVVSfDaBdSk
georgia twinn

THAT'S WHAT HTML IS.
A FUCKING DOCUMENT.
STOP TRYING TO TURN DOCUMENTS INTO SHITTY SLOW PROPIETARY PROGRAMS.

It's the retarded brother of uMatrix.

Where the fuck do I get a Bartleby the Scrivener shirt like coke brah?

>The WorldWideWeb (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.
info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html

Where did you even get the verification code, though? Wouldn't you have to open another browser to use this browser?

>the absolute state of Jow Forums

>I allow it with the click of one button.
you must feel like a god

I wonder if she pays her taxes

and tits on demand

cron job probably

>page allowed to use js events
found your problem.

>severe autism

I fuckin hate that.

let's check on those epic gets

i hate this guy and i am a leftist.

his accent sucks and he says a lot without actually saying anything. he's one of these pseudo-intellectuals who likes hearing himself talk. he's like jordan peterson

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You open a webpage, it shows up, you click on a button, because no way to bookmark that content because js.
So you click on that button, in the same time ads and shit appears. Congrats, you just clicked on shit.
I think they knows about it and programs their sites accordingly.

Scroll-smoother js: rage.
Drop down disappearing menus : rage.
Do not leave us popup: rage.
Infinite scroll: rage.
Fuckin everything: rage.

I want a frickin lexicon ( no new or fancy, just like a txt) without your innovative bullshit.

I'm not even a leftist and I love Zizek, he's a kooky cokehead double-commie but made good movie analyses.

He's a weird mix of right and left, a deranged commie who whines about SJWs.
He's just a meme, he gets some things right by accident, but ultimately he's too unreliable to be considered anything but entertainment.