If everything you said on Jow Forums came to light, how long would it be before you are publicly executed?

If everything you said on Jow Forums came to light, how long would it be before you are publicly executed?

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I sure wish there would be a trial where all my shitposts are read out loud. I'd probably die of laughter seeing the clueless faces of the jury while hearing: "Please feed me your cummies, Daddy-Adolf."

Gay

publicly? never

i would accuse them of anti-semitism for violently silencing jewish speech

Like three days of torture before the cartel executes me and my entire family

I'd never get the rope because everything on this site is satire u fucking idiot

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Banned from facebook, twitter, dozens of forums, from Jow Forums every other day... so it's already happened in a way.

I'd last about 5 minutes before the canadian grocers sent a hit team

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>having a social life

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They ban you because the profound amount of beastiality you keep spreading everywhere

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at least it the doggo

If it aint in a collar
It aint worth a dollar.

amusingly, this might actually happen to me soon

no, imagine if all the things we've said came TRUE

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Elaborate pls

You gave yourself up to them. Shouldn't make it so easy, they hate actual work...

fuck off back to twitter with your shitty gif

moron, I got it from here. Calm your autism

>unironically reacting to someone telling you that you're not one of us.
NOT ONE OF US
NOT ONE OF US

I would probably be fired for racist and sexist comments. My bosses are a Hispanic man and a black woman.

Nice, screencapped for posterity. Thanks leaf.

>why are half of these posts only the word "SHALL" in all caps?
Everything else tends to be neutral statements anyway

Why?

I'd be universally praised.

my shitposts would start a revolution and my entire city would start rounding up the jews