Mommy didn't want to give me money to buy alcohol so I punched her in the face and run out with her purse

i also drink jagger (tastes like toothbrush tho)*

i guess it would be nice if it was a flourescent orange colour
i have an entire bottle that i don't know what to do with

nooo
only weird spooky dreams

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I really should go to bed

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>weird spooky dreams

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Aww shit I forgot about this

try adding some drops of it to your daily coffee, it tastes much better

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I only have drunk whisky and vodka, how does rum taste like?

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You dont drink beer or wine to get really drunk
Well maybe beer if you are on a budget, but you are going to piss so much a porn producer for Golden Shower 3: "Revengeance" may offer you a job
Spooky topping?

Its sweeter and with a taste similar to whiskey but not as clean to drink as vodka

i can piss like 4 times in an hour with a glass of frangelico, my bladder doesn't discriminate
stop drinking whisky and vodka

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yea pretty much this
but spookier

uwu

i have never tried it with coffee. i guess it might taste good. i'll have to try it.
i only have some triple sec and some bitters so i can't make anything good without going outside

ehh kinda

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>uwu
no

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most sweet liqueurs work incredibly good with coffee. before discovering them i used to add whisky to it, the taste was pretty much the same, it just added strenght. now i don't touch a whisky, not even with a 10 foot pole

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I piss a lot too
Thats why I prefer drinking liquor, it also means I dont have to intimidate as many people if I need to pee outdoors
>ehh kinda
Explain
EXPLAIN
Looks like Voldemorts face glued on an enemy from the Darkest Dungeon dlc
Funneh

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Sounds good. When I get the cash, I should buy myself a bottle of that.
But they are the most efficient and cheap booze to get myself drunk. And they taste fine.

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disgusting, drink absinthe then

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UwU
also stop posting spooky stuff you're killing the mood

what's wrong with whisky?

nooo it was a really weird dream

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>absinthe
Bad memories

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they all taste like garbage, all of them
bought a bottle of 70% green absinthe a few days ago, all for me

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Dont end the night with absinthe shots
EVER
Use it as a starter drink or alternate with others

BUT NEVER HAVE ABSINTHE LAST
Why are you posting these anyways?
I can SPOOK too

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well, that makes sense. i was thinking about using it when i had to roleplay as a bard in D&D, found a group thanks to a friend

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I'm going to bed pls watch this I did like 50 captchas.

youtube.com/watch?v=mb6pLDpbGw8
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I don't know

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This is very rude
Stop being a rudeboi, rudeboi

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what if i dont want to

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stop being a rudeboi, rudeboi

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Maybe I will try it out when I at the bar.
Pernod with mineral water taste fine too, especially in the summer time. Add a few drops of pernod into a glass of iced water, then you get yourself one of the best summer drinks.

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Remember to always drink your vodka mixed with soda or redbull. It gets you drunk much faster and gets rid of the awful taste.

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>anise
too sweet, even for someone like me
stop consuming meth and you'll stop having weird dreams

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i've already mixed vodka with red bull, red bull absorbs all its taste so you're right

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Nah, vodka taste the best if you just swallow it kek,

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i don't do meth, rudeboi
i rarely even drink

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Every time you dilute it further you will get a different feel. If you think it's too sweet for you, just pour more water into it.

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mhm...?
i love using it to prepare donuts tho, very common here. nowadays only old ladies drink anise, sadly

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what?

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why do all anglos on bant post the same way, is karen poster also the drug addict burg lover anglo?

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British boys cant stop kissing eachother

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disgusting

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noo that's not me

not disgusting

nice to know

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bump

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bored

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teach yourself analogue electronics

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i've always been more into arts and humanities, that sounds pretty disgusting desu

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real real real gay

do it now
i expect a report on what you have learned on my desk by friday

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no

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see me in my office after class

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