BURN RICE

>grabbing a katana

I hate women

>tfw no yandere gf to make me bento and slash my throat

she waited until he was asleep, just like a typical roastie and had plenty of time aim and steady herself to stab him in the neck.

Good riddance, yellow fever is a mental illiness

you watch too much anime

>unironically wanting to break up with qt yandere jap gf

I'll take her. I love crazy yellow bitches

Fuck off, a psycho woman does it when your back is trustingly turned in the kitchen or while sleeping etc
Around gash never relax

Holy shit my biggest fear is my soon to be girlfriend killing me while I sleep

>tfw no nip gf to slip a blade thru eye
why even live

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An example of why Japanese cartoons have a yandere character type. They parody their own culture.

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still less likely to die japanese women than to die to gunman in american :)

>Still wasting your time with 3D women
Pathetic.

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Americans have been molesting and raping Japanese women for 70 years in Okinawa, this is just retaliation.

you've posted this 3 times already you fucking faggot

>if I type english very poorly they won't think I'm an english teacher/proxy
dumb gaijin

>I didn't want to break up, so i killed him

Wut?

Peak Chink IQ here.

Hahahaha that's the best photo they had of him

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He let his guard down and she got in close.

>mfw no yandere nippon gf
Lucky bastard

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I need a tsunadere gf like this

Rice burns like crazy you fuckstick

;'(((( so mad

youre more likely to die of bear attacks than japanese women

Asian women are almost as bad as nigger women. They just hide it from public knowledge. But yeah, they are all crazy.

Lmao serves amerimutt well
Now if only all of them died..

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U mad

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He could have been shipping out.

>YOU FUCK 3D
>POO POO PEE PEE

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its true. I have never touched a woman

Says the leaf who obviously doesn’t have a wife that cooks. You eat that fucking burnt rice motherfucker. You eat it and you say thank you.

Never take naps around Japs.

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I guess he got a nasty nip with that Japanese lady's knife.

Around Jap, never nap!

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I agree with you there. I used to talk to this one Japanese girl on msn messenger years ago, once in a while. I left it running when I went out to party, when I got home that night I had like a hundred messages all paragraphs long. She was messaging me and thought I was ignoring her so she went absolutely apeshit. Never talked to her again after that.

God I wish Asian women actually looked like this.

>you will never get killed by your qt nip waifu

Why even live.

>Around Jap, never nap!
With a Nip, don't kip!

fucking weeb ngger

Was he shipping back home and she didnt want to live without him or was she just passive aggressive about breaking up and snapped?

Sensible

Still less likely to get killed by jap gf than get emotionally destroyed by an american girl

Some "soldier".

Never fall asleep if you're Japanese wife or girlfriend is angry at you.

She was scared you didnt want to be her gaijin no more.

>Holy shit my biggest fear is my soon to be girlfriend killing me while I sleep
Yeah. Hide all of the knives before you go to sleep. And don't cheat on her.

They cant be angry if you dick them hard enough.

Why would I cheat on a qt Jap gf. They are less likely to cheat than any other women on earth and will go out of their way to make you happy.

>Asian women are almost as bad as nigger women. They just hide it from public knowledge. But yeah, they are all crazy.
I've been saying this to the simps here for years. They're shit house crazy.

I could only dream of getting killed by my qt japanese wife at the height of my life.
But that's likely not the end I'll get. Alone, decrepit, and in a hospital is my guess.

he should have teleported behind her and hit her pressure points to make her unconscious

>fry the rice
>pay the price

Its in my will that if I ever become crippled to a point of not being self sustaining to bring me to the mountainside and put a bullet in my skull

Kek

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Hey nip. What do I have to do to live in Japan permanently. I want to contribute to a culture that respects traditionalism.

they’ll get angry if you’re taking the dick away

it should be 'boil the rice'

>didn’t die for Israel
Based

I had a yandere GF one time and it was a complete mind fuck because she was also bipolar and borderline so you never knew if she loved you or hated you and eventually I couldn't tell and it seemed like she hated me most of the time and she said awful things to me but I also think she loved me.

I didn't really know what to do, she never really seemed 100% on me so I let her drift. I think its a bad time if you can't legit tell if she can't stand you or actually loves you.

If I had a traditional nip wife she would get dicked everyday, possibly multiple times depending on how I feel in the morning and I would never have to worry about another man entering my temple.

Around yellow, never mellow.

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kek

She necked him in front of other people. Full-on yandere.

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>""""""he"""""" bumps Jow Forumsddit cancer

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yes it does

If only her hoodie said University of Nevada...

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