Yo wtf i have a mosquito bite on my dick wtf, how do i fix this?

yo wtf i have a mosquito bite on my dick wtf, how do i fix this?

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this happened one time and it was literally right on the tip and got so swollen I had to move the bump to the side when taking a piss. Itched like a moder effer

brown recluse bit my pubic fat and it was a blessing because now i can see my dick

bro you got your dick sucked by a bug

that was a joke but in retrospect self depreciating humor is stupid and just leaves room for further criticism

self-deprecation has to be likeable, the punchline is you’re a fatass(gross)

idk, I thought it was funny

funny enough to screenshot and put on r/Jow Forums?

pls die and stay die

literally kys yourself out of Jow Forums

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based redditor

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lick my scrote nigger

what a waste of oxygen
based leaf

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No one answered my question... HOW DO I FIX THIS?!?!?

hmmmmmmmmmm

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I put alcohol on it tb h

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I'm assuming you don't have any afterbite or equivalent around, tell me about your citrus situation
have any lemon or lime juice?

Flex your dick so it explodes.

Hmmm
Nope
Im already a christian

Ok quick update. I started picking at the bite and the dry puss where the bite originally was fell off. So now there is just a weird hole on my penis.

Does it still itch?

Nope

right on
just keep it clean and your good to go

You need to get one of the multitude of gayposters on here to suck the venom out, or else you'll die.

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