How do i into philosophy

go on ifunny create an accounting and look for iphilosophy

Have an opinion

im not sure what i should be thinking of actually
no
about what

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Idk that seems pretty average. Not very provoking

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what philosophy do you wanna be?

Anything, fuckin scrub

which ones are there
well my opinion on that was that it was very rude

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Maybe you can start with this one 'Marxism and the philosophy of science'

So begins your amorous affair with wisdom, Sofia

>marxism
stopped reading right there
ok

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_philosophies

here are a handful of them

This
Marx is epic though.

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just imagine literally anything, and then try to think about why that thing is how it is, then boom you did philosophy
the best philosophy is stuff that you figured out for yourself instead of reading up on from other people, but reading other peoples' philosophies can help too to give you ideas. i'd start with thinking for yourself tho

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he has a nice fluffy beard

But be careful, your current partner, reality, might get jelly

Start with the Greeks

oh here i have an idea for you to think about, why did you immediately reject that suggestion just because you saw the word marxism? you don't have to answer it's just a small thing to think about

ok got it gonna start thinking now

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Nah, start with self. Philosophy serves as a filter and means to project oneself

marxism is cringe and bluepilled

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>Religion is the sigh of the opressed creature , the heart of the heartless world, and the soul of the soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people

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lole okay but what led you to that conclusion

fluffy beard

if i work hard i want cool things
if another guy doesnt work hard i want him to not have cool things

ask questions that only create more questions.

ok so now think about how your life experiences led you to those beliefs
Oof ID

A philosopher is a person that has no job, but understands why

i dont think thats it
what understanding so they come to

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>Implying
>The Jewish nigger Lasalle…fortunately departs at the end of this week. The obtusiveness of the fellow is also nigger like…………it is perfectly obvious from the shape of his head that he is descended from negroes………unless his mother or grandmother had relations with a nigger.

-karl Marx

>da joos
>niggers
cringe and bluepilled

Only thing i can interpret from it. Might be because im retarded. But me and a bro spent a whole class period talking about the concept of creation. With the idea something must exist to create something, so what came first?

What about
>Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex

Yer engrish is shit. Rephrase that. But to answer our question: individual evaluation

you may also like tostudy psychology instead like learning about how people think and interact and personalities n stuff instead of lame questions that lead nowhere idk i like it better personally

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to study*

i dont get it
my engrish makes perfect sense. a typo doesnt mean i have poor english skills
i might try that instead but for now im going to think while i try to sleep

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ok good luck user i get most of my philosophical thoughts while i try to sleep so that should help

Maybe you aren't cut out for philosophy lol.
>i dont get it

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Mushrooms

What doth life

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so how do you know if these horses are male or female what if you're actually gay for a horse and you don't know it

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I don't. Horses are androgynous. I've only ever fapped to horses 2 times

oh ok

That's your analysis and evaluation against mine

He's not even speaking English lol

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>If anything is for certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist
Karl Marx

Watch every episode of NGE and then write me a 100 page paper on it.

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I recommend you to be more sensitive to subconsciouss things. Like things you know happens but you dont think about it. Well think about it:)

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Show me your pinky anus and I tell you
>philosophy student here

Read AND understand everything Jung says and then debate JP

hey dumbass that quote was taken out of context

start with the greeks, or Nietzsche.

I know lol

ok i did not think of anything while trying to sleep

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SUMMONING YUUKA

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