I want to play a Jow Forumsame

Hi lads, lets play a game. You post an image of your computer, and the others will try to find out
- your home country
- your age
- your occupation
I'l start, I hope you like my setup desu

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>burgerland
>32
>neet

I'm from Hungary, 21 and currently working as a big data developer at a media company.

Post desk

Lol I was going to say that setup looks so Eurotrash

Honestly the best desk I've ever seen

Why is it so low?

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>iso layout
>burgerland
Moron

Roast away

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>canada
>35
>manchild
you have a red buttplug on your desk
but comfy setup overall, good job

might take a pic if my desktop later but this is where I'm studying right now.

EU
early 20s
student

US
early 20s
Engineer/CS

Canada
18
neet

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Poland?

>canada
Not even the right continent bruh.
>35
In my thirties, yeah.
>manchild
I guess.
>red buttplug
It's supposed to be a blood drop kek.

Should be ez

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i was tempted to say switzerland at first for some reason ...
by the shape of your ceiling and the heater, it must be somewhere where it snows
maybe a central european or nordic country

Sweden
28
White Gay twink (my job is to get fucked in the ass by my black master)

Lmao, is that IKEA metallic plate on the background?

Left is main machine, right is homeserver. Should be easy.

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that coating did not age well, wow.

Well fuck, my palms are really sweaty.

Yeah, it is in Central Europe.

It's not low, I'm just tall(nearly 2m).
Central EU, Austria or something. Around 30, finance.
10/10 gut. I think you are europoor too, 25 or a bit more, and neet.
You must be a student, 21-24... Are you from russia or some shit? Ukraine?

>Central EU, Austria or something. Around 30, finance.
Spoilers because I'm going to sleep: Czech Republic, 30 y.o., software dev.

gratz if you guess

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16 year old american high school kid

I'm . Chile, 24, Student and freelance programmer. Why Canada?

germany, 22, goyim

US, 35, IT-Guy

All of them completely wrong. Not even close, in fact.

>5:4 and 4:3 monitors
Nice.

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USA, 2006, Student

>USA
Was it the soda or the keyboards?
>2006
???
>Student
No.

Spain or South-America

Yup, Spain. Though Tajo isn't its hostname anymore, I just feel bad about removing the tag.

>having RW-CD cases
>old style monitors
>implying you aren't a time traveler from 2006

Gives in on first guess. Why?

>home country
Poland
>age
25
>occupation
developer

>home country
burgerland
>age
23
>occupation
software engineer

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You motherfucker. Delete this! You have no idea how much trouble I'm gonna be in if they find out I used the machine again.

Italy
23
Unemployed

>Italy
Nope
>23
Very close, 22
>Unemployed
Nope

Damn, the only demographics I know still using Vista-era consumer laptops are spic inmigrants in Spain and Italians. Went for Italy because of the timestamp on your pic.
>not unemployed
>has a housefire Vista-era HP, a VGA monitor and a Xiaomi
Man, I live off neetbux and I can afford more than that.

Is no one going to point out this belly???

I'm around that region yeah, in a sandnigger country. Poor as well. Student, guess that works as unemployed.

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Spain
25
Something to do with IT, the HP laptop was probably decomissioned from your employer and the ThinkPad you bought from InfoComputer

brazil
28
bum

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A fellow spick user? picante

that sparc machine is fucking AESTHETIC

United States
22
Engineering student
Africa
82
Head Tribal Shaman Priest

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he made the thread to brag

Pic is my temp setup

Eastern yurop or a house in the US that hasn't been remodeled since 1983.
24
Entry level IT

Switzerland? No idea what kind of outlet that is.
28
Some sort of technical design/engineer

USA
19
College student

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Id say
-American
-mid 20s
-either NEET or undergrad

Should we still care about filesizes or hiroshitgook should go choke on a fat one?

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this one should be easy :^)

>euro
>25
>IT
>'straylia
>30
>office
>burgerland
>20
>student

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>anywhere poor
>20
>neet
>murica
>25
>posting on reddit

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I can see why you would think I'm a student.

I'm 21, net/sysad in the USAF, currently in temporary quarters since I'm moving next week and the movers have packed up all my shit.
Gonna be stuck with this twinkpad setup for the next 2.5 months.

Brazil, 21, EE student.

There are a lot of us but we generally keep it down to not be harassed by Jow Forumstards.

Paraguay

guess away fags

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ugh

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close but no lol. uruguay

USA
25+
IT guy

Europe
25+

almost
not quite almost

I guess Europe is a country now

its a shitty country
but 28 canada wage slave

>USA 19 College student
Who the fuck are you and how do you know all this? A year off but otherwise spot on.

The main this is that the whole setup just... "looks" like college.
>Bed built into desk
>equipment is not poverty tier, but on the level of "I don't make my own money yet"
>Alcohol displayed because under 21 - but empty because under 21
>Functional papers taped up on sides of desk

Honestly quite good tho for a college setup. You didn't go full retard and drop your student loan money on a SICK GAYMING BUILD or $2600 macbook air. Brings back good memories!
What are you studying?

At least is nice to see there are more of us in here. Until now I had seen more brazilians than hispanics.

Did you get one of those Linux provided govt laptops?

Nice sailor jerry bottle.

It was the fact your cigs don't have a green packet

you keep the stickers on the PC.
what are you gay?

It's actually my bedroom in my house, my city college doesn't have dorms or any campus, it kinda looks like a prison. The green text is pretty much spot on too.

I never really liked Apple and frankly I think my desktop is too overpowered since my ThinkPad actually does everything fine. I'm studying computer information systems. What did you study? Was it worth it?

Good luck

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no. that was for public education only (middle school and highschool). I went to a private school

I bought it for very cheap and I'm keeping it intact in order to sell it latter. I want a P51...

Where those the little laptops with a crank? Or just regular consumer laptops with Linux on them?

image screams underage

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Jow Forums is so gullible for glow in the dark tricks

Good luck figuring it out.
Also, quality is shit because phone camera is shit.

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UK
30
Vim autist

>i3wm
>Czech
>Software dev
Wtf, are you me?

Do it

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> You must be a student, 21-24... Are you from russia or some shit? Ukraine?
Almost right. 19, Belarus, student.

Uh no, these posts are made by different guys.

Is this a dildo on the right?

Russia

American
22+

I guess I'll post.

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good luck guessing

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A really powerful PC is only needed if you're gaming or doing intense computational work like running operations on huge datasets/content creation. Otherwise a Ryzen 2400 would satisfy just about everything else. I'm actually writing this on my x240 right now because my desktop (and everything else I own) is currently getting shipped to the UK.

I'm studying IST (information science + technology) which seems to be roughly the same thing. I didn't go to college, instead I joined the USAF right out of high school to be a network admin. I did nothing but fuck and drink my junior and senior year of high school, and I'm glad I had the foresight to realize that if I went to college, I would end up wasting my time and loads of money.
The military has proven to be well worth it, since I've had the chance to earn a decent salary, take online classes, and get experience working on a massive network (I think over 400k systems on the unclassified network).

CIS should be a fine major if you're looking to get into IT, the best advice I can give you is take the first IT related job you can get - like now. Experience is king in this field, so see if your university's IT department has room for a helper. Starting out, no IT job is beneath you. Once you gain experience and exposure to different systems and how they're used out in the wild, you'll become very attractive to employers.

Or, do ROTC/OTS to commission as an officer in the military and make a ton of money telling retards what to do. If I had gone to college and commissioned instead of enlisting, I would be making $100k with the same years put in, instead of the $65k I am now.

>UK
Nope
>30
A few years too far
>Vim autist
You got that one right
>Is this a dildo on the right?
Nope. Pipe for Marijuana.

Germany
25
Sys admin

>kekistani flag
>leather jacket
>half full cola 2 liter
>bare ass room
>is that a fucking ashtray?
100% yikes

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Have fun

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