How to combat the urge to masturbate

Tips on how to not jerk off. Everyone know about keeping yourself busy with activities and work etc. and not looking at sexual imagery and videos. anyone have any lesser known tips to curb the nagging feeling of wanting to cum?

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focusing on a task until you forget about it

this pictrue should help stop your urges

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Just fucking do it, it literally doesn't matter like AT ALL. Nobody cares. Nobody is "missing out" on your worthless seed. Cum all over yourself.

There. An anonymous person on the internet told you what to think and do. Happy now?

Wow that actually made the tension go away immediately thank you

You can take a match, lite it, then blow it out.
Then you can take the hot ember, and press it on the back of your hand.
If that doesn't work, you can gently flick your scrotum. Just take your finger and give it a flick as you would a fly.
It sounds unpleasant, and it is, but that's what we do here, if we have erection we want to get rid of.

I'm not asking what i should be told fuck head. I'm asking for advice on it, things that i might not have thought about that i can use to help. Did you not read what i said? Go away and be a draining piece of shit somewhere else

Have you tried asking on ??

This is the board that practices not masturbating the most. this board is most well known for this and probably has the most insight ont he subject. Wouldn't it make sense to make it here, it's relevant to many of the people on pol. Gif is a terrible idea

Also why is there an an cap flag but not an an prim flag? an cap is gay

After about 2 weeks of nofap you're test levels drop and then it's super easy. Then they come raging back.

Source: went 76 days no fap.

can i get the basic gestalt on what's going on with this person?

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Get it in your skull, that all porn is degenerate, anal blowjobs is sodomy. A real man doesn't need some fake bullshit.

Who's gonna pay for the sidewalk damage?

It's important to disengage quickly when the urges start. If you wait, it will make fighting a lot harder. Distract yourself, and also realize you are trying to master your passions to be master over yourself. Don't listen to those saying not to care. The more men fight their passions, the better shit will get.

Gay frog

I'm fairly sure that's a FTM transvestite that managed to not kill itself thus far.

>How to combat the urge to masturbate

Fuck off

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Get prescribed Adderall

>I'm asking for advice on it

Here's the advice: Masturbate or you'll get prostate cancer.

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>Jews are responsible for porn
>Jews are responsible for noporn

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(You)

Typically you gotta trade one addiction for another. Form me I traded booze and porn for autistically working out and video games.

That shit makes your cock tiny when you're high on it. And that's what you are: High!

there's literally no reason not to masturbate other than not doing it in public.
though if you're addicted to blasting then you got some issues that Jow Forums can't help with.
get a hobby that isn't masturbating.

>fight your passion
if your passion is to masturbate, you should probably ill yourself.

fix your circadian rhythm

Whenever you feel the urge just imagine a happy merchant rubbing his hands in joy saying "Yes goy, masturbate goy"

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The more shills like you push against no fap the more we want to do nofap. You guys really really hate no fap which tells me it actually works in some way. Or maybe you guys shill this extra hard because you WANT us to not jerk off, probably not though that doesn't make much sense

you're also an anonymous person on the internet

Don't just don't finnish it and smear yourself

Learn to hit on broads.

>but that's what we do here
No it's not. No need for chastity belts, self flagellation or flicking your scrotum, when there is a little something called meditation. For all intents and purposes, it's simply the willful act of turning attention inwards. Feel horny? Close your goddamn eyes and see how you really feel. Chances are that once you start doing this, you will quickly realize that it isn't actually a desire to copulate that haunts you but simple conditioning to a quick fix of endorphins. Become the master of your body again.

Fascism is stored in the balls

I'm just high on opiates that are SNRI usually and sometimes codeine that makes me not want to have a fap, but the problem is that when I'm out I want a nice fap.
But last time I fapped was 3 months ago, so dunno if opiate addiction is any help for nofap but it works for me at-least fren.

Holy fuck, no nut November suddenly got easier

Remember that crushing shitty low after you finish, half the time youll love at what your watching with disgust as soon as your essence is spilt.

Remember, PROTEINS, VITAMINS AND TRACE MINERALS COMPRISE THAT SPERM, ITS NOT JUST BILLIONS OF TADPOLES

Our bodies cannot take in these elements in our daily diet and have enough to assist our amazing bodies and brain without these compositions!

Its fucked up this isnt common knowledge.

I felt sick learning this as its legitmately hidden

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After the small talk, do you ask if they are single, or just ask if they wanna get a coffee?

Only fast and prayer helps.

>no nut November suddenly got easier
not with those satanquads

go to the gym and drink less alcohol

just do it

Don't just fight the act, fight the urge

after a week i get stronger urges NOT to jerk off knowing scum like xhamster are seething at that ad revenue decrease

Ahh, cock pushups. An ancient technique.

Just do it, give in. The Jew has won, go type "white wife cuckold creampie" into xhamster and imagine your soft girlfriend getting pumped full of cum, better yet go watch some sissy hypo. KARA BOGÃAAAAAAAAAAA

We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy when we started them.

But in all seriousness, overfapping leads to a drop-off in motivation. I'm not saying don't fap, but everyone who faps more than once a day should try and abstain from fapping for a week or so at least once to realise how different you feel when you're not chronically jerking off.

Once a day or less is probably fine though.

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>intents and purposes
I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.

this desu
lets go bust some nuts, good goys

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better start rubbing that dingus, boy
it cures prostate cancer!

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Am I the only one that knows this is from 40 yr old virgin ?

also don't go complete plebbit style nofap, noporn is much more important and if you fix other things like drinking less and exercising more then as time progresses it will become much, much easier to resist the urge to fap. it's difficult right now because of a multitude of reasons and there is no easy instant 'fix'. also go watch molyneux's interview with the guy that wrote 'your brain on porn' if you haven't already

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>A Florida man....

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Get a Fleshlight

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Grow older. As you advance through your 30s it becomes less and less of an imperative. Too fucking tired.

Ty, that actually worked.

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Wasted

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Our bodies cannot take in these elements in our daily diet and have enough to assist our amazing bodies and brain without these compositions!

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Remember joojoo literally is rubbing his hands everytime you do. You are pleasuring him. How's that for disgusting?

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>Quads and Quints
What the fuck is going on with responding to this post and digits????

Wasting the spark of life, the seed on (((them)))

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oh fuck, im so sorry

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wow you sure raised a great and insightful point
based and redpilled

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ima keep it 100 with you gunderson, im gonna need all those jpegs

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I got digits from responding to it, wtf.

Borged by the nose

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wasted, shot'im up guyz!

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>not looking at sexual imagery
so should i just lock myself in a padded room?

>29 years old
>haven't fapped since I was 16

But then again, I haven't been single for more than 9 consecutive days since I was 16 either. But those 9 days were pure horror.

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>What the fuck is going on with responding to this post and digits????
Even kek thinks it's absolutely disgusting desu.

currently on nofap for a few hours.
what symptoms should I expect walking outside?

How can a liberal look at this and still say that every body is beautiful?

clearly

a sudden major urge to masturbate when you get back.

Checked indeed.
Watch this.
hooktube.com/watch?v=46qhtA_34aY

>anyone have any lesser known tips to curb the nagging feeling of wanting to cum?
You get over it. About 2 weeks later your balls will be huge and you won't be able to think about anything except your stock portfolio. Or if you're just getting started, getting a job.

Obviously the hormones didn't do much for her tits.

I'm guessing that's a Frankenstein penis, right?

Nofap/noporn day 136 here. You have to do stuff, lift go to the gym etc.
I struggled for years before and now it's all good. Also it's really extremely hard to do if you're still a teen so dont beat yourself up for it if you cant manage it then.

(((It's))) scared.

If I stop I become agitated at the smallest thing.
fml

Nice find.

Just have a domme lock you in chasity, works for me

Can you lend me $50?

it will pass if you focus on something else, it's the same as withdrawal from anything.

Underrated

assume all women are single and interested in you. You have nothing to lose.

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thanks based user.

Yep go lift, physical exercice will get you through the initial withdrawals stages. Then it's all mental after 2 or 3 weeks.

Kill yourself nigger.