Apple Store app sends rare push notification to promote new iPhone models

Hahahaha

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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Posted from IPhone 6s

>literal ads on the lock screen
BBBBBUT ITTTS OKAY WHEB APPEL DOESI T!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BASED

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this stopped being funny after the first 12 threads

sage goes in all fields

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>this stopped being funny after the first 12 threads

>sage goes in all fields

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

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Doesn't Amazon do this on their $50 budget tablets? My little cousin got one to play games and shit on and it had Kindle ads. How is this any different?

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>How is this any different?
That's the point.

iPhones cost a lot more than $50, I'd imagine paying 20x+ for a device you'd expect it to not shill products as soon as the screen turns on

Lack of user accessible filesystem kills iphone for me.

Otherwise it's not bad, kinda feel raped by google/android lately.

that's quite fucked

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>Lack of user accessible filesystem kills iphone for me.
this
android a shit but fuck me it lets me use a file manager, sdcard, usb-otg etc

So the battery in my 6 (the last good iPhone) is wearing out, and I'm thinking of getting an Honor. Does anyone have one and can give me an honest opinion on them?

>sign up for the yearly iphone upgrade program
>get notified you can go hand in your phone for a new one
WOOOOOOOOOW APPLE FUCKING ADSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>Your new iPhone is ready.
wtf I didn't order one
But I have one anyway? Cool.
What does ready mean? Did it finish booting? Or shipping?
Ads are so autistic nowadays, who the fuck falls for this, is this aimed at absolute brainlets or something?

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buy a new battery

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watch samshit, shitoogle, shitG, shitotoria, shitkia do the same thing.

its over faggots ios and andorid is just another marketing platform if u defend any ur just shit eating marketing sheep

You can get a new battery installed for 30 buck at Apple til eoy fyi

u mad
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Core

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I got one from Google on Android about some shitty movie the other day. Anyone else? I never get them so thought it was weird

Samsung do the same
And it is quite anoying

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Apple has a subscription service called the "iPhone Upgrade Program" which allows you to trade in your phone each year for the newest model. OP is a faggot and doesn't know about this.

I'd like to add in that you only get that notification if you are in that program.