Help me fix the loneliness issue on this board

metroweekly.com/2018/02/surprising-number-gay-men-say-theyve-cheated-partner/
Look at all those delusional cunts who unironically believe gay is a way out of a shit life

k

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just donate a bunch of sperm and go volcel

>implying a social retard would cheat on someone who chose them

f*ck,,, my (girl)dick will forever go unsucked......

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mine too ;_;

>implying social retards are capable of human interaction anyhow
Just nuke the globe and do nature a favor

>>implying social retards are capable of human interaction anyhow
that's what i want to fix

once you (you in specific) suck my girldick then all sadposting on Jow Forums will go away forever

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Stop saying girldick
Dumb tranny

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Enlighten me more with stuff I already know doc.

then come here and i'll suck your soul out of you

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I think emps would be more interesting, that way you could watch as society tears itself apart

i'll stop calling my girldick a girldick if you sucky on it
ON MY WAY

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>17 times more likely to get ass cancer

the absolute STATE of pooftahs!!!!!

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Yes goyim, instead of helping them out put more social stigma so they will all kill themselves, that sure will work.
God you people are so fucking dumb.

how big is it?

WHAT IS A GIRLDICK EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?
A CLITORIS?
A SMALL PENIS?
A PENIS BELONGING TO A GIRLY BOY?

I AM CONFUSE

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Whores have no value other than being objects. That goes for both guys and gals.

bigger than yours :^)
a girldick is a dick on a girl (me)

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You’re actually a libtard lmao
that pic triggers one of them every time

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post pics

prove it

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GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER WOMAN(MAN)

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you're goin to have to work harder than that to get a p e e k at my shlonger
i gave you a straight answer! when a girl has a dick, it's called a girldick!

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Bet its not even small and cute
Meh, keep it

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i'll do anything

how

I think you've seen enough instances of homosexuaks adopting the same behavior on this board and real life to conclude that the vast majority of faggots' sole purpose in life is getting it in the ass. Romantic and platonic love is an unknown subject to their sex starving minds and they'd feel fulfilled as long as something is filling that stinky poop hole of theirs. Long story short they aren't cut out to exist in this world as anything besides subservient, disgusting sacks of flesh who sell their bodies out for free to the first bidder.

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i'd rather cuddle up than take it in the butt user

An exception to the rule doesn't deny my statement

i bet most of gays and prison gays here are the same

They make up for their lack of sexual activity by fucking men and most of them aren't really homos

>he doesn't even realise
please stop posting

send me €50 each and i'll think about it
>he doesn't like massive throbbing girlcocks

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lol you wish
go start a patreon or some shit

if i do you'd better be my first patron

you'd have to crawl all the way here and blow me to get it user

do you do cosplay?

i am a very determined woman, i'm on my way

i could do if it made me more money

no you're not
are you a neet user?

You're not a girl, you're just a mental case

there are shit tons of people on patreon that just cosplay

nah i'm going to uni right now!
hey there's no need to be rude
watch out for my 2b thotty cosplay debut lads

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>nah i'm going to uni right now!
good luck user, i always had problem making friends, thought uni will be different but it wasn't so i dropped out

Smoke some of that dutch kush
>DUDE

Off yourself unironically fucking degenerate

idc about weed enough to look for a coffeeshop, there aren't any nearby

aw i'm sorry to hear that, i hope you find some good friends in the future !
your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts

Hopefully you'll realize what a fucking freak you are soon

rude.
that's rude.

>i hope you find some good friends in the future !
thanks

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Too bad.

Chill tho

>Chill tho
Didn't trannies say they wanted to be treated like women? Treat them like women.

I wonder how that’s worked for you so far lol

you sound like you have a lot of friends :^)
i believe in you buddy

Like a charm.

don't do it
friends are for the weak

Glad

i am weak

*ptoo*

you were supposed to pat my back

weakness warrants no reward

The new dutch doesnt seem all that bad

teach me how to be strong

there there anone

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Actually I just came to realize it's quite pathetic to constantly refresh Jow Forums hoping for new threads to pop up, or someone responses to your autistic shit posting. And I have decided to find a life out there in the world, hope you can do the same user.

uwu

I can't

then you're not allowed to bully me

if you find some, tell me about it

No uwuing
How big is your benor and how tall are you

13cm and 176cm

but what if I want to

lol

Based and based
Im 21 and 195 dutch newlad

then keep doing it, i can't stop you
how am i supposed to compete?

We dont compete in the same race though ;)

Will do, I like you Russian most in this board BTW.

what do you mean?

Im not a gay bottom
So we dont really compete for the same thing

i don't have any redeeming qualities

That is true, but not always that easy to fulfill. Good luck!

What makes you say that?
We all do have something

i'm 23 still friendless khv

Are you incredibly ugly or a sperg?

sperg even online

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why do you resist
embrace it