>mom dd /dev/null'd my entire drive
Mom dd /dev/null'd my entire drive
That wouldn't do anything, you retarded frogposter.
Fucking kill yourself.
You got your (You). Bye
Go ahead and do it, pussy
my granny did
>dd if=/dev/urandom of=/sys/firmware/efi/efivars
I just found out my eleven years old son installed Arch Lunix on his tablet?! I bought it for him to play fun games and wikepedia, not to become a cybercriminal!! Which way should we punish him?
>Using systemDick
buy him an iPad. that'll show him
>having efivars mounted
shiggity diggity
It literally does nothing
>mom changed the root password
Then do it
>mom mapped the timer to IRQ2
Give me the command. It's unclear if you meant DD disk to null or null to disk but neither would change a single byte on the disk.
Did she find your loli hentai collection.
>all of dad's isr handlers are just hlt loops
OP > /dev/null
oh no
>lil bro ported the flamebuffer driver to x86 assembly
>friend added png support to the vga driver so he can watch gay furry porn
Absolute fucking [spoiler]___________based[/spoiler].
lewd
YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE /dev/zero NIGGER. NULL IS LITERALLY NOTHING. NO CHANGES.
[fluffy ~]$ sudo dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdb
[sudo] password for takagi:
0+0 records in
0+0 records out
0 bytes copied, 0.84 s, 0.0 MB/s
[fluffy ~]$
>grandma brute-forced my encrypted disks again
You mean your wife's son
>newborn son deployed another read replica sharded mongo cluster in a different availability zone
REKT
Did you tell her that cat is usually faster?
Don't worry, it's only a matter of time till the next root exploit comes out. All these delicious, massive, monolithic, root-owned executables with setuid set are just waiting for someone to find the next exploit.