Mom dd /dev/null'd my entire drive

>mom dd /dev/null'd my entire drive

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That wouldn't do anything, you retarded frogposter.
Fucking kill yourself.

You got your (You). Bye

Go ahead and do it, pussy

my granny did
>dd if=/dev/urandom of=/sys/firmware/efi/efivars

I just found out my eleven years old son installed Arch Lunix on his tablet?! I bought it for him to play fun games and wikepedia, not to become a cybercriminal!! Which way should we punish him?

>Using systemDick

buy him an iPad. that'll show him

>having efivars mounted
shiggity diggity

It literally does nothing

>mom changed the root password

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Then do it

>mom mapped the timer to IRQ2

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Give me the command. It's unclear if you meant DD disk to null or null to disk but neither would change a single byte on the disk.

Did she find your loli hentai collection.

>all of dad's isr handlers are just hlt loops

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OP > /dev/null
oh no

>lil bro ported the flamebuffer driver to x86 assembly

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>friend added png support to the vga driver so he can watch gay furry porn

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Absolute fucking [spoiler]___________based[/spoiler].

lewd

YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE /dev/zero NIGGER. NULL IS LITERALLY NOTHING. NO CHANGES.

[fluffy ~]$ sudo dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdb
[sudo] password for takagi:
0+0 records in
0+0 records out
0 bytes copied, 0.84 s, 0.0 MB/s
[fluffy ~]$

>grandma brute-forced my encrypted disks again

You mean your wife's son

>newborn son deployed another read replica sharded mongo cluster in a different availability zone

REKT

Did you tell her that cat is usually faster?

Don't worry, it's only a matter of time till the next root exploit comes out. All these delicious, massive, monolithic, root-owned executables with setuid set are just waiting for someone to find the next exploit.