Thinking a password like Qu3en! will save you from a script kiddie brute forcing u

>Thinking a password like Qu3en! will save you from a script kiddie brute forcing u

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>I’m getting hacked
Just pull the plug

Jokes on you my password is "incorrect" so I never forget it

this is my password:

Password!21354njk.~______~Amor vincit omnia11=635241689-+21101wasdsews44458871!!@!#$@#’AZo

it took a little while to memorize, but yep

jokes on you i don't have a password so it can never be guessed

Aww but now its public knowledge...time to make a new one user

thx bro hackin ur mainframe rn

Password should be 8 characters long,contains numbers, and symbols. Password should not contain an actual word.
For example Password1 is not valid
But P@SsW$oRRD16902 is valid
also fuck u

fuck i didnt think this through

My IT company uses password as a template for their network passwords, it's kind of cute.

what about NHVRNFCP03die@@ ?

Sadly, once quantum computing comes around passwords will probably look like this

Which company do u work for? Asking for a friend

Thanks, now tell me your public IP address.

Passwords should be a shortstore

For example P@SsW$oRRD16902 is not valid
But "gay furry butt sex at father's rocking ranch" is valid

Its 192.168.0.1

10.20.30.1

Nice try, but I want to know your private IP address.

10.0.0.1 is direct access to my router.

Okay, now what is your private IP address. You gotta be using NAT my guy.

Seriously its 104.16.77.187

Passwords will become obsolete.

Nice I now have your MAC addresses.
I know where you live, I'm coming to buttsex you all.

wear a condom I'm +

head /dev/urandom | tr -dc A-Za-z0-9 | head -c 15 | md5sum >> passwords.txt

Literally the securest password generater you could have.

Don’t threaten me with a good time ;)

:P
But really though, I'm no Elite Hacker.

>write a program that creates words that don't exist
>buy a few packs of 500 sheets of A4
>printing words takes about an hour
>decide not to use (((hardware randomness))), have to do it manually
>roll dices for the number of page I printed
>roll 2 dices, first one decides the column another decides row
>pick this word, add it to my passphrase
>repeat a few times
>have some extra sheets for words of symbols
>passphrase is perfect, no crypto-quantum-nigger will be able to hack it ever

I doubt it. Say yr password was the entire first act of Hamlet. Not even a quantum computer could catch up with that

friendly reminder QC only halves the amount of bits your pw has

>write python script to do something
>proud of results
>some user posts a one-line shell script that does the same thing
Every fucking time.

>gay furry buttsex
gay would've been enough, the rest is redundant

haha try bruting my Pässwörd!1

Why are you piping from /dev/urandom into md5sum? MD5 has known collisions and the output from /dev/urandom is already random.

Diciionary attacks can still use common substitutions like 1 for "I" or @ for "a" btw is the only truly secure password here

how many passwords do you get before you run out of entropy?
also

Thanks user adding to dict right now

Unless they find your program

learn bash and posix shell scripting, faggot

password: long passwords with actual words tend to be a lot more effective

script kiddies are fucked.

Passwords don't mean shit now days.

If you don't have 2fa enabled, why are you still alive?

>hey user, can you show me something on your computer real quick?
>1 eternity later...

added to wordlist

>see mother for first time in a few months
>"Hey can you log into X credit site to show me Y"
>password is a 30 character not real phrase with two numbers
>what the fuck user

u hackers will nevr get me tho

jokes on you my password is 0XhZf1309kFZ^bR

Keepass.

I seem to be the only one who bothers. Even in my tech job. I watch people type out this 12 character string of numbers and symbols that they probably share between a hundred different accounts. It's embarassing. And how can it be convenient?

Have been using it for years too. Once had a dumbfuck tell me it was “suspicious” I would have so many unique passwords. This was in college mind you.