>be me
>postan on Jow Forums
>nel
>mom calls me
>she hasn't been paying the wifi bill because she doesn't want my brother on the wifi
>backstory, my brother is a 24 year old aspie who doesn't do anything around the house and frequently loses jobs, frequently follows YouTube eceleb drama and can be usually seen browsing Jow Forums
>has some poorfag metropcs data service that's capped at 4gb and often doesn't get paid, always using WiFi
>spends most of his money on parts for the gayming PC he's trying to build
>2 months late on rent but he bought a $100 PC case
>go over to house
>brother sleeping at 12pm (newsflash: he doesn't work night shift)
>reset the router
>change the password
>set up a guest connection for him to use
>only 2.4ghz band, he's not good enough for anything higher than 20mbps
>text brother the password, not even sure if he got it, his SMS probably isn't even activated
>put porn blockers on the connection as well as blocking YouTube, Jow Forums and sqrt(64)chan
>tell mom how to turn the guest network on and off
>she asks me why she would ever turn it on
absolutely based and redpilled
I don't have anything else to do so I'm gonna stay at her house until my brother wakes up and I can see him autism out
So my question is: If I can just reset the router that easily and change everything, how do I stop my brother from doing the same? The router stays in my mom's room and she usually locks her door before she leaves but what if she forget? Is there security against that?
Be me
No
lock it in a box with some holes drilled in for cables, problem solved.
>gets saw
>cuts open box
Gg
If you can get physical access to anything, it’s pwned. I’m
at least if he has to break the box you have physical evidence of his shittery, then you can punish accordingly until he stops being a sperg
Cringiest shit I've read in a while.
That's a good idea actually.
Thanks user.
Kek, if he did that my mom would throw away the router. She has unlimited data anyway and a shit ton of Ethernet cables,and she can connect her TV to her hotspot if she wants to. She's trying to give him a chance to redeem himself by giving herself the ability to give him WiFi again if she wants.
Cute blog, post feet
Is your mom sexy?
No worries, if he does continue fucking up could you post an update? This seems like a funny situation to observe
Tell your horror mom she shouldn't have had a son if she didn't want to take care of him forever. don't have kids if you are willing to just take care of them forever your brother didn't ask to be born.
nice blog Cletus, didn't know trailer parks had 20mbps internet access
t. user's brother
this seems like a great thread, keep me posted
>can't afford $30 gigabit fiber through twc, no data cap internet options available anywhere unless using a phone with prepaid plan.
>doesn't live in North Carolina
WiFi is free dumb fuck. Internet is what has a bill
Some firmware on some routers is able to disable the hardware reset button
>wifi bill
Oh yeah, I probably should add that my mom's going away for 2 days to go to NYC and while she's out my brother's throwing a christmas party with all his aspie friends. I'm waiting for when they come over and ask for the wifi password kek
Uhm sweaty my mom owns :^)
I may post an update today when he finally wakes up. I might post another one when he throws his gay Christmas party.
The next step my mom's going to take is locking the fridge and cabinets and making his 3 meals for the day beforehand since he's always eating all of my mom's shit in the middle of the night after having dinner.
Fuck off faggot. Call me (if your phones even activated) when you finally come downstairs so I can tell these lovely internet people how you react to not having your precious wifi. Make sure you don't hit your data cap bro.
>he's always eating all of my mom's shit in the middle of the night after having dinner.
wtf
I hope your brother calls the cops and has you charged with breaking and entering and trespassing.
>wifi bill
sage
Nice bait but my mom is in the other room :^)
>So my question is: If I can just reset the router that easily and change everything, how do I stop my brother from doing the same? The router stays in my mom's room and she usually locks her door before she leaves but what if she forget? Is there security against that?
You're literally asking your brother to get in a fight with your mom, and then things escalate and he ends up killing her over fucking internet service. Now, don't give me the "but he's a nice guy" crap. Everybody is a "nice guy" and "nobody saw it coming" until they fucking snap and go on a shooting or killing spree over stupid shit. I don't have to tell you, but if his mind has been twisted by stupid shit at Jow Forums, can't get a job and can't get a gf, it's possible he's a fucking pos incel. You should've done the right thing as the good son and gone over there to give him a swift kick in the ass to get his shit together. If shit ever happens, especially to your mother, it's on you and don't fucking forget it.
you sound like you're 16, what caused to to stop maturing?
please keep us updated with his sperg outs, have had this thread open for like an hour patiently waiting
Passive aggressive instead of direct. Fucking great
My mom's moving into an apartment this summer, and he's not tagging along.
His best bet would be to lock in and deal with getting cucked because he's getting kicked out no matter what, and he knows that.
He should be waking up here soon.
We've tried to be direct. 2 years ago he kept calling my mom a bitch and a whore and disrespecting her while not paying rent (not that it makes a difference). My dad heard about it, oh-ho-ho boy. He came over to the house and personally kicked his ass and knocked 4 teeth out. He was fucking bawling his eyes out on the front step.He just doesn't change.
Your brothr is only acting this way because he was conditioned too. Someone has been rewarding his shitty behavior his entire life.
That would unfortunately be my mom. There's no excuse for his behavior now. He's very high functioning, all the pampering in the world doesn't do THAT to someone. Maybe I'm wrong.
this is the most autistic thing I've seen on Jow Forums today well done, surely this will solve your problem.
Superglue the reset button. There's no way to ever get in anymore besides the web portal. It's only a $30 replacement if you ever need a new router.
Okay, so my brother came downstairs in jeans and a tshirt and a jacket. He started yelling at my mom, saying that he didn't deserve how he was being treated. He said something about wifi being a human right or some shit. Also said something about how he was being treated like a nigger, and said he was leaving. While he was putting his shoes on he was doing that choppy breathing thing people do when they're about to cry.
I told him to have a good time at [local center for mentally handicapped kids I can't say here so I don't get doxxed] and he screamed "fuck you," then he slammed the door behind him.
I looked out the window and he was literally running down the driveway crying.
This is my cue to leave but I'll stick around the house a little longer I guess.
why are burger families like this?
where's your father
why are you acting like an arbiter of justice whilst being some zoomer faggot
what happened to civil discourse jesus christ kill yourself
>Wifi being a human right
Does he normally do this type of stuff?
Disconnect the reset button from the circuit board.
/thread
>why are burger families like this?
because "muh bootstraps" or some bullshit. this story is peak larping though or his whole family--like his brother, are scum.
>because "muh bootstraps" or some bullshit
but bootstraps would be appropriate in this instance
i'm asking why is some zoomer faggot acting like the father of his brother
why are they doing this faggot feminine shit instead of fist fighting or talking it out
what the fuck is wrong with those people
no, it really wouldn't. it's clear there was a dysfunction for some time in this house and pulling oneself up with their bootstraps is pure boomerism garbage so boomers can feel secure with their property and wealth from a systemically racist and non-globalized economy.
you're a fucking violent moron and if you bothered to read you would have seen what happened when violence was applied: The correct course of action in this case is to send him to some school and make him live in a dorm. cover whatever student loans does not and basically lock him out. if after failing to use the opportunity to get out the endless loserdom he resides in, there isn't much more that can be done.
Shit parent, shit kid.
My brother stopped considering my dad his dad when he got the shit kicked out of him by our dad
Not a larp at all. I don't know how I can prove it though.
You simply don't understand. Physical violence nor talking it out have ever worked. He doesn't learn. The only way to reach him is to take away something he actually cares about (his internet).
You're right but that's kinda whiny if you ask me. The correct solution in my opinion would be to simply kick him out, but my mom's too much of a pussy to do that until she moves into her apartment and literally can't have him tag along.
this unironically. it's like people think the over dramatized shit they see on social media or TV is somehow indicative of how you should be living your life.
>My mom's moving into an apartment this summer, and he's not tagging along.
>His best bet would be to lock in and deal with getting cucked because he's getting kicked out no matter what, and he knows that.
Jesus. Even more of a fucking reason to not fucking piss him off. Believe me, it's best if you just give the little kid his fucking wifi over a dead mom. Tell me he doesn't own a fucking gun.
i bet he's from a divorced household
beating your child only doesn't work in that type of situation
it's not the physical injury itself that gets kids to stop being faggots but the disappointment of the patriarchal figure
>it's clear there was a dysfunction for some time in this house and pulling oneself up with their bootstraps is pure boomerism garbage
t. faggot nigger zoomer
face it
some people's will is greater than your own
even in the greatest dysfunction and in the worst circumstance people can bend the circumstance to their will
ie pick themselves up from their bootstraps
>systemically racist and non-globalized economy
are you some kind of nigger or something?
>dorm. cover whatever student loans does not and basically lock him out. if after failing to use the opportunity to get out the endless loserdom he resides in
the damage is probably already done
kicking him out is just cost externalization though. He will just cost someone else money to exist. Better off throwing him a chance (education) if you're not willing to do the work.
>You simply don't understand. Physical violence nor talking it out have ever worked. He doesn't learn. The only way to reach him is to take away something he actually cares about (his internet).
bullshit
your whole zoomer divorced household is shit and your parents should kill themselves for being utter failures
>systemically racist and non-globalized economy
oh this explains a lot, lends credence to
it never worked you stupid moron. maybe if you were educated, non Jow Forums tier racist monkey you'd know this. incentives trump violence every time and every modern society that isn't third world is based on this. What kind of backwater, shitsville, US do you come from retard?
Here's a panorama of his room. That's all the proof I really have.
The reason why it never worked is probably because you had one instance kf kicking the shit out of him out of a life time of rewarding his bad behavior. I’m not saying you should kick the shit ouf of him all of the time, but if you really want to see change, you guys have to stop fucking caving and giving him what he wants eventually.
He's not me.
And trust me, this is only the first step. My mom's finally tired of his shit.
/thread
>educated, non Jow Forums tier racist monkey
>imagine not being a race realist in the year of our lord 2019-15 days
>imagine still thinking being educated isn't code word for being a homogayplex neoliberal
>incentives trump violence every time and every modern society
yeah no nigger
if you've ever seen a real family (ie one without neoliberal propaganda that's stood the time for literal millennia) you would know that positive and negative reinforcement is used
i'm not saying to beat the shit out your kids (especially not toddlers and young teenagers) but the occasional smack is nothing to get your nigger panties in a twist about
>anarchy flag
into the oven he goes
>parents charging their children rent
why are americans such disgusting people
what the fuck man
as someone that has autism about orderly rooms and cleanliness this is just fucking abhorrent
also please take down his faggot anarchy flag
Why do Americans treat their family like garbage?
It's amazing that OP's brother feels justified in treating his brother like garbage because he "frequently loses jobs" (aka he's not a good enough serf)
Is that a zwei? LMFAO, hope he doesn't crack and go deus vult on you and your mom over wifi.
Because he's 24 you fucking moron. A grown man. He should have a college degree right now, or at least be out of the house.
>he should have moved out of the house by 24
Why?
Is it American tradition for families to throw their kids out at 18 in order to enrich some landlord? You're only proving my point that Americans treat their families like garbage.
Step 1: open router
Step 2: cut the wire to the reset button
Step 3: solder a switch between both severed ends
Step 4: put the router back together and make sure the switch is in the casing
Step 5: laugh at your brother as he presses the reset button in vain
IMPROTANT: make sure switch is in off position
Or you can just cut the wires and reopen the router and connect both wires if you ever need to reset the router
>expecting your children to pay rent
Amerigoys like you disgust me to no end. Keep trying to brute force your brother out of mental illness. I hope he actually ends up murdering your cumdumpster of a mother and have you live up with the guilt.
You sound like a faggot.
kys
>My dad heard about it, oh-ho-ho boy. He came over to the house
So your parents don't live together, i.e. they're divorced.
And you wonder why your brother is a fuckup and you're a faggot.
Truly a trash family.
I'm from yurop and I cannot see why you wouldn't charge your 24 year old son rent.
It's not like he's just home for a week or two, he seems to fucking lives there.
Stupid fucking question user.
>I'm from yurop and I cannot see why you wouldn't charge your 24 year old son rent.
The jews got you good huh?
Because normal functioning human beings earn more than barely minimum wage and usually already have a job that requires some sort of skill by then.
Are you meaning to tell me all you yuropoors are actually NEETS at 24? That mummy coddles you and cooks for you and does your laundry and puts up with you for 6 more years than necessary, without any sort of financial gain?
At least try not to be a fucking disappointment. Even if your mom doesn't mind you living at home at that age surely she wonders how you ended up such a failure.
Also, Americans don't just kick their kids out at 18. Usually they go to get postsecondary education at a local college and commute from their parents home or they go out of town and get a dorm. It's still pretty normal to be living with your parents up to 21 but after that it's pretty sad.
Jews have been doing a good job at turning them against each other and into miserable little shits who heckle each other for fun.
*Great fucking question user!
thats the price of failure in any country, should have to get "LOSER" tattoo'd on his forehead or something.
>without any sort of financial gain?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD TAKE CARE OF MY KID WITHOUT A FINANCIAL GAIN?
Imagine being an American where you only care about your kids so far as they can provide you with a "financial gain"
Fucking disgusting people.
Found the useless NEET
I don't think you understand. He's 24, not 17. It's completely justifiable to charge your 24 year old son rent.
you should be uplifting your brother, not fucking with him from the shadows. You're a faggot who runs from responsibility when it's in your face.
I think the miscommunication here is that you think that the parents are getting paid when what really is happening is that the parent and child are or should be sharing the cost of living.
I live alone and have for years, but I think it's pretty abhorrent how kikes have convinced Americans to kick their children out at 18-20 and/or charge them rent and how they should treat their own flesh and blood like human garbage if they can't provide enough value-add for Mr Shekelberg.
I have a cousin who is disabled but according to American faggots like OP, I should encourage my aunt to start charging rent or kick him out of the house
Amerikike culture is disgusting.
>It's completely justifiable to charge your 24 year old son rent.
Yeah, sure, if you're a jew or an American (aka jewish servants)
Autistic people are a whole different situation and i think you know that user
What's the difference? OP's brother seems kind of slow, incompetent if he keeps losing jobs and possibly on the spectrum, but he isn't diagnosed so it's okay to treat him like human refuse?
According to who?
It's his parents fault anyway if he turned out "wrong".
A family is not group for financial trade/gain, or a business. You are an abhorrent person and jewed to the final form.
Your brother is wrong, but so are you. And out of the two, you are far more despicable and imoral. You are disgusting.
Like i said, keep being a passive aggresive bitch with your mind games, keep making physychological torture over your own kin, on the basis of finance. Keep humiliating him. See how it turns out.
I hope you get to see her body before he kills you too. Only trash taking care of trash. 2 down. One to go. And the world is a better place.
if this is true God knows your intentions and in the future you will be punished
The difference is that op's brother can get a job but most autistic people can't
He is diagnosed.
It's very cruel for a 24 year-old to make his parents support him unless he has some specific plan to progress his life.
If he's 80-90 IQ and he can't get a job in our knowledge-based economy, how is that in any way functionally different from being a diagnosed autistic? He lacks the mental capacity to work in either form.
People shouldn't have children unless they're willing to love unconditionally and take care of someone retarded the rest of their lives.
He isn't being treated like human refuse you brainlet. He has a fucking gaming pc, he's getting food and as far as we can tell he isn't being abused unless you call being disconnected from the internet as abuse.
>brother uses tor browser
>gets around your stupid fucking block
You know it will happen.
Stop treating your bro like a baby.
>why does your mother have a lock on her bedroom door?
>why does the father not live there?
>why are you both mega autists?
>why is the brother just mooching around unemployed?
>why is the brother openly browsing Jow Forums?
Seriously wtf is wrong with this family?
You can survive off of working at McDonald's and there are a shit ton of jobs at the moment that don't require brains. Also if op's brother worked hard at getting gud at something he could actually get one og these higher iq jobs
better than my room *dabs*
You just triggered a bunch of NEETs, OP. Good job kek
OP's brother certainly seems to think of him as less than a person and that it's funny to fuck with him because he doesn't have a job.
I wonder if he will view himself similarly in some sort of recession scenario should he suddenly find himself unemployed.
Amerikike culture at its finest -- turning families against their own because they aren't productive enough for mr shekelberg.
>Also if op's brother worked hard at getting gud at something he could actually get one og these higher iq jobs
That's like saying if you worked hard at getting gud, you could become an NFL center or an Olympic sprinter.
If I work hard I can be not fat and maintain a basic fucking job. You don't need to be the top 0.01%.
That's just how brothers work though, employed or not.
nice work. One less Jow Forumstard running loose
Where do you draw the line? Can an 70-IQ person get a job at McDonalds? What about as a computer programmer when McJob jobs are largely automated?