Why does JavaScript trigger boomers so much?

It runs the world

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more like ruins the world

I really like JS the language but absolutely zero of its applications. Webshit is an absolute toilet filled with retards. Backend webshit is slightly ascended retards doing more abominable things.

Actual Boomers(?) don't know what the fuck JavaScript is.
JavaScript is the Python of the web.
t. GenX

its too expressive so boomers can't adapt to each codebase.

12 startups in 12 months btw

Real life boomer here. I don't know the difference between Java and Javascript. I just remember that hipster coffee mug in the system tray, thats Java right? Some kind of flash/shockwave/dreamweaver app? And the scripting part I assume is like how you have RPG maker 2003 and it is written in one language but you make the RPGs in another? Anyway back to C and Assembly. Have to program this heart monitor. *burp*

Why is he barefoot?

Because the web is bloated and JS is to blame. See here: motherfuckingwebsite.com/

I think the real problem is nerds with no style being in charge of designing websites

>motherfuckingwebsite.com/
>muh purity
>still a (((gooogle JS jew)))
fucking kys

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It's called earthing faggot

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Actually the world runs on PHP 5.3

It's loosely and dynamically typed. It runs slow because of this and has some odd behavior.

Why it's so slow. Don't servers that use php have to generate a new process for each request they get?

no, any self respecting website would not use php in 2018

I program my websites in haskell

2008 called

>hating on php
retarded zoomer that thinks 90s pajeet php is how php is always.

>it runs the world
It runs front-end webpages. It's utter garbage for anything else.

>Gotta squat like ghandi and the asians!
>can't even put heels on the ground

What the fuck is earthing you fuckhead zoomer

no, I've used PHP recently (

I like IIS native modules. Compile a DLL with C++ and let that be your backend.

>muh opensource
github is free