If operating systems which girl would each one be?

if operating systems which girl would each one be?

macos - mary sue character. beautiful, athletic, popular, gets top grades. she’s a smug elitist but is awful at vidya.

windows - always second to apple-chan. she’s the best at video games but has no style despite trying to copy apple-chan. she’s also a bit clumsy.

linux - cute autistic neet. she’s smart but extremely shy and is constantly being bullied by the other two qts. she doesn’t even play video games and probably is from the country.

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Kill yourself

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Desu wa.

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Boring thread idea, you're limiting us to only 3 girls. Why not linux distros instead?

I'll start.
arch: hoe with bipolar disorder

I love her very much

Debian: Onee-chan type, cake, dresses mostly with red clothes, Nostalgic, doesn't like to try new things right away, cares for her youger sister(s) Ubuntu.

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Which distro(s) would be a futa?

>macos
popular blonde slut who is useless at everything
>windows
stingy manipulative bitch that doesn't leave you alone
>linux
the public meat toilet in the park
>templeos
best gril

terry uses ubuntu and only use templeos on a vm, you fucking cringey larper

> doesn't like to try new things right away
Systemd, though...

Seems about right.
I like yanderes so it's ok, though.

She’s been deflowered!

used user... used.

>the public meat toilet in the park
time to delet fren

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kys
sage

bsd/mit license is the mest toilet
gpl is some clingy yandere gf

cute post uwu

I fucking hate weebs

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macos - tranny
windows - normal
linux - closet homo

>linux
>operating system

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>seL4
Yukari
>BSD
Catherine
>windows
Mademoiselle Saigou
>gahnooo slash linux
Hodor

I want to believe that he's OK

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>wangblows
>bloat as fuck
>if you add curry you have a bad time

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>MacOS
>being a cultist > being a dev
>you master gives you so.i based resources you will die slowly because of malnutrition

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Linux is not an operating system.

>android
>you have no sense for privacy
>you have a very narrow skill set
>you are easy to use

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>debian based lincucks
>like wmaf couple
>just werks but there is abyss luring

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>arch
>living on the edge

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>iOS
>all play no work no worries

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>slackware
>comfy as fuck

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>templeOS
>pure

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You guess.

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ubuntu

Linux Mint

suse?

Wrong website fren.

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Puppy linux

Top MacOS
Bottom Linux

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um my gf ruri uses windows

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>if operating systems which girl would each one be?
That's not a coherent question. Retarded weebposters.

>macos
Fat, self-diagnosed autist with short red hair who attacks men whenever she sees them outside her campus. Despite that still has the social butterfly personality and is popular in her circles.
>freebsd
Same as above, but also sucks cocks for meth and has half the IQ.
>windows
A secretary, who also knows quite a few things about vidya because of her husband, whom she games with.
>linux
A smart, not very popular girl. Also has a huge "not like other girls" complex, which may repulse some people, is hard to talk to, but over time you get used to her mannerisms.
>templeos
A nun who went full monkmode & lives alone in the woods by a small church. Spoke to God, occasionally communicates with the people whom she inspires, exclusively whenever she leaves the regular area to speak to them.

All of them would be moms in their 40s with tons of makeup.

macos would not be a girl

linux would be a fat multicoloured sjw feminist, probably a tranny

android would be a much hotter sister to linux with a rich korean boyfriend

windows would be a middle aged alcoholic who got layed off from her office work and now spends time playing games

iOS would be stacy that spends her time sending nudes to Tyrone and Chad, also underage.

BSD would be a corpse if you’re into that.

>>linux would be a fat multicoloured sjw feminist, probably a tranny
I think you mean MacOS.

not after the coc

wtf, im so glad to be a mint user now

but why

Not an anime weebsite.
Gas all weebs

>t. being 3d

Gas all normalfags.

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Windows - Main heroine, which almost always means boring as fuck
MacOS - Genki but dumb girl which inevitably loses
Linux - Thick glassed class rep which loves to scold you for petty shit

>tfw no class rep gf

Finally, a thread for people like me