Jow Forums humor thread

Proof? Looks like a VGA port form a old low-profile card that had them on a ribbon.

He's right. Count the conductors.

That's most definitely a video card on the right with a DVI and s-video port. Left side looks like a VGA cord courtesy of those dumb rounded screw handles. It's not otherwise possible from the pic to tell whether it's an RS-232 serial connection with a DE-9 connector or a VGA with a DE-15 one, but the GPU should be a fucking clue.

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How to use the retpoline technique to direct someone to another place on Jow Forums:
1) Persuade them they were just browsing that board or thread a moment ago.
2) Tell them to go back there.

I Like how 99% of the "top 12" have negative votes.

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wow that's an idea
a programming language that no one is allowed to write down
would it work?

Could be a logic analyzer. Doesn't look like the jumpers are connected to the right pins on DVI for VGA

This should put debates to rest. Yeah, those scan lines are that visible.

fuck forgot pic.

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>jadf
Good taste

>R
>G
>B
>H sync
>V sycn
>EDID
>all connected to the right pins
>Doesn't look like the jumpers are connected to the right pins on DVI for VGA
(You) blind senpai

Hr squid with the pen is really good!

The original pic has very shitty angle on actually connected pins, but shouldn't there be 4-5 connected at the bottom of the connection instead of the 3 or so that it looks like?

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This is an ancient ATI radeon card. It has the DMS59 connector, not DVI.

Looks like one of those HD3450s with DMS-59 OEMs used to stick into office machines, yup.

>not packaging your software with a minstrel for documentation

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I would buy this gun

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Like this?

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I think a modified version of my dongle may fix that.

actually i have a documentation orally based, just because i develop for a company that dont give a shit about development. I`m the master of all software and i`m the guy who fix all the shit. If i die they would just get rid of my part, they would adapt to sell without me. So documentation relies in my brain, yes, it´s possible and i am a pioneer.

>nothing but git logs
Is missing

I can only imagine this to be an annoying character

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Several internal apps at my company unironically follow the "Oral Tradition" documentation methodology, but devs turn over ever 9 months so you end up with a system that nobody actually understands or can use.

man a86 assembler is fucking sweeet

How the fuck do you make a compiler or interpreter for it then? And once one is made, boom you have a specification written down, so you failed

>tfw used to work in the oral tradition department
On the plus side over the months there I became a guru. One area of the product has an older senior dev specialising it in, and me helping him, and you'd get other senior devs coming to ask me, a several-month-old intern junior dev, questions about it.

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nice goatse logo

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DMS-59

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i like how everything is on fire at the friendship society

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>153
poor weeblet

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Anime website

>humor (cringe and bluepilled)
>humour (funny and redpilled)

sauce on .org please

tumor thread

Getting a Glock soon
Work on weapons for a hobby
Now I know my next job

This. Nothing else matters.

That was a fun thread.

Fresh

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Don't get it

That's what you get from Jow Forums humor thread.
Never make humor thread on Jow Forums.
Only respectable fun thread is humour.
Anything else is cringe, zoomer edition.

>bragging about 13xxx series
found the newshit

>He's new enough not to remember the details of that shit show firsthand

what the fuck are you 2 talking about?

>being this new
uploaded image number lowness correlates with oldfaggotry

The screws are on male part.
On rs232 the screws are on female part

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genuinely chuckled

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shit how did i miss that

Boomeram

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hello my name it's moot
i oldfagg

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games are for children.

Comedy gold

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10/10

u r a faggt

staged or shopped desu senpai

>no VBA

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kek
well done

>new enough
Not him, but I remember that it went down, I just didn't give two fucks.

>.pdf

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lol lost at this great meme

JavaShit is such utter cancer.

Why does JavaShit look like delicious ice cream?

Because its irony. Too much delicious ice cream will make you not Jow Forums and fat, slow, and inefficient.

understandable. fuck that shit

haha

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vanilla

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I actually want this book to learn wasm.

based twentytwelve mods

What game is that?

>This is actually our "Agile" implementation's documentation strategy

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