Confess

Confess.

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Arrays starting at 1 is totally acceptable in languages where you do not have direct access to memory.

I fucked my mom and sister in a surprise gangbang

I secretly like google

Gaymes are a comfy past time when not programming.

I found a perfect office PC(which was even working and no dust at all) back in summer of 2016 and I use it's 1Tb HDD for collecting TONS of porn.
No fucking regrets!

What do you mean "found"?

I own an iPod.

It's a first gen ipod touch and I use gnupod to copy music for it, I hate apple as any proper Jow Forumsentooman, but I'm a poorfag and that shit is the cheapest decent music player I can find for the price.

i kinda like working in python...

I don't think I'm that passionate about pro/g/ramming or technolo/g/y, but I stay in the industry because of the pay

If I had a billion dollars, I'd retire and just travel and enjoy life.

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i'm a nodejs one trick pony

I moved, my career as a front-end dev seems to be ending, having many negative thoughts.

people just shit on games because linux can't into them

You can retire and travel with zero dollars fyi, it's called being homeless. Those guys are woke.

Gimme the scoop

No they're not, and shame on you for the terrible advice.

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I actually don't mind tik tok

>what is proton
>what is wine
people shit on them because of the "I gonn mak gaym so I need cs" meme

I think pie is great and Android is getting better with time

Same, I actually like staring at the grills

I think he's implying he has dark skin

I had no clue all the belle Delphine shit came from there

Android is great and I enjoy using it even knowing it collects all my shit

I use Windows for my webserver

...

I use Windows 10 Home

These. Been using Oreo for a year now and it's the comfiest Android experience yet.

people who use statically typed languages for personal projects are a little faggy

I use a chinkberry for the keyboard and I know those Canadian faggots cannot for the life them keep anything up to date so I'm stuck with Oreo but android has become so polished that I don't think I even mind

but intellisense tho

Look, I never steal anything in my entire life and my skin is MUCH whiter then your.
That pc was near of dumpster and that was really good day of my life.

fucking kek

I appreciate your honesty, Tyrone

>t.

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Here is my photo.

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I can't read that but I'll accept it for the maccas mask

This will help you(link on the picture).

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tiktok thots is what I live for

I'm too dumb for linux. I use a password manager. I use windows. I program in C++. I like google. I'm sorry father for I have sinned.

I wish I learned a trade and never went to university.

>windows 10 is free to install and use without activation
>Jow Forums would rather game with WINE at 40% lower FPS

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I own a Thinkpad and post in /tpg/ but I use a Macbook 95% of the time. I also use an iPhone and have never used android.

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b-but Jow Forums told me that all windows programs work faster and better on wine than on windows

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>falling for the muh fps meme
I'm not running modern AAA
I'm just playing some old ass titles from before 2010

So then you're shitting on modern AAA exactly like user said

I enjoy JavaScript and unironically think prototypal inheritance is much better than the classical structure.

i browse Jow Forums at work, causing a ban while shitposting. Forgive Me pastor. May the HR team not get me

I paid retail price for Windows 10

Early leader for the 100 Hail Mary prize, here.

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burn in hell, heretic

I mainly program in AHK. With GUI and everything.

The only thing wrong with this is that you consider it "programming" - it's scripting at best.

I just bought an FX 6300 for 40 dollars. Mainly because my 8350 is still serving me well in my other computer.

Where's the difference in that, other than that I don't have to compile before I can run the program and I don't need to import standard libraries?

50 Hail Mary's - also, consider murder-suicide of everyone you're related to.

10 Hail Mary's. Get a real job.

5 Hail Mary's, and consider the direction your life is going in before it gets any worse. I don't want to see you here again.

5 Hail Mary's, but what can you do? Going to iOS would be 10.

2 Hail Mary's. At least upgrade to Pro, or preferably step into the LTS channel's light.

I enjoy JavaScript
20 Hail Mary's, consider rehab.
>and unironically think prototypal inheritance is much better than the classical structure.
Commuting you to 10.

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I bought two hard drives last month but I haven't installed them because I don't want to deal with my rat nest wiring and bust out my motherboards manual again

No one ever asked for your feedback, opfaggot.

>bust out my motherboards manual again

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I'm not a clever man and this is my first PC.
I didn't think I could daisy-chain the cables

It's legos. The drives will run if the PSU has the juice.

Genuinely curious. I know it's a scripting language, but why even bother differentiating if there's little to no difference?

I thought they had to be connected to the Mobo in some form?

Me too actually.
They might be dishonest but they make great software.

can someone edit pic to make it resemble templeos morw?

I store my passwords in plain text files. I also email them to myself.

can't we have something more Jow Forums related than a Hail Mary?
going with the catholic priest theme it should be something very conservative (opposite of progressive) and straight ..

What about
"Write 10 Hello Worlds in C89"
or
"Write 50 fizzbuzz in x86 assembly Motorla syntax"
or
"5 time a program that outputs the GPL in emacs LISP"

"Though shall run a program any way you want!"

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I bought Airpods to use on my Android device and I like them.

SATA cables, son.

HOLY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I thought you had to have one cable to the Mobo and one to the PSU. I've had a few drinks so maybe I'm not comprehending correctly:

If I put one of my SSDs next to the other and SSD 1 is connected to the Mobo and PSU, do I only need to daisy chain SSD 2 to SSD 1?

Two cables per drive. Power and data.

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Thank you

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You are most welcome.

My rig at home has 3 laptops, two if them being scavenged from old laptops i found or had brought to me, and another on its way soon. I can't be fucked to install them properly, so they're in the case sitting on What ever i had lying around to keep them separated in the hd rack. I also use a usb wifi antenna, though i intend to get a proper wireless nic card soon

I use a gui wifi daemon on my riced debian install because I'm too much of a brainlet to use the command line wifi tools

The games I play don't even work correctly with wine...

>my rig at home has 3 laptops

Meant to say 3 hard drives, forgive me father

>only 2 (TWO) hail mary's for using goddamn motherfucking winblows
Repent.

Constantly run 8-20 GB of memory computations on a 4GB RAM machine.
With the pagefile on SSD.
And only 20 GB free space.


This is how poor stay poor.

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4gb of crucial ddr3 is 24 dollars right now.

I'm employed.

So you're suggesting I spend an unthinkable sum of $96 to still have insufficient RAM.
No thanks. Even if I could afford it I wouldn't do it.

It'll just kill my SSD soon, that's it. HDDs are cheaper than RAM anyway.

Im not
I'm just saying your fps drop meme doesn't affect me playing games

I use Linux daily, but i think Mac OS is probably one of the comfiest Operating Systems out there

There is a world of difference between 4 and 8 gigs of memory. Consider that 3gb is the minimum for running Windows 7/8.1 without hangups.

There is a world of difference between $0 and $48 too.
To be more precise, a third world of difference.

Besides, I wouldn't want to stop having hangups.
This way I don't know what I'm missing out on.
Ignorance is bliss.

>I don't think I'm that passionate about pro/g/ramming or technolo/g/y, but I stay in the industry because of the pay

#MeToo user. i started programming because its fun to tinker and build stuff, but now that im employed, its not that fun anymore but i still do it for the pay.

What do you mean by direct access? Like taking a pointer to the address of that first array element?

I lick GPUs

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I harass people about privacy and security irl and on g but use regular chrome, windows 10, and the same password for everything.

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Yes

Have a look at Self.

Same here bro, Family wouldn't let me get a CDkey

I prefer windows because setting up and maintaining any Linux distro on my laptop takes more time. I still have it as a second os but if it's possible on windows I do it on windows.

Have you tried Ubuntu? I spend 0 time on maintenance other than clicking the "install updated" button, so I don't know what the problem could possibly be.

I use the non-free NVIDIA drivers

(You)

I completely agree but I'm against mixing 0 indexed and 1 indexed in the same language. For example VBA

I unironically miss Windows 7 and think it was best OS so far for normal consumers.
I also only am childishly interested into video games and PC builds for gaming, I lurk here for random memes that I somewhat understand and think it might be funny to share with friends and others, and don't know and don't understand most of shit you guys are talking about here.

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I would like to have two different words
one with the meaning of 0 indexed
one with the meaning of 1 indexed

as from natural language, `indexed` should start with 1. and keep 0 as the bottom element.
e.g. the nullpointer is used as bottom element and not as the first possible correct pointer.

maybe to use the word `position` or even better to call it the `offset` with the meaning of how many places you have to move right to get the desired element.

mixing offsets with indexes would then always result in failure to compile

>Nujack
Fuck outta here with this shit