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First for C.

I'm still studying the POWER memory consistency model. It's pretty complicated.

>1 month left to implement a neuroevolution algorithm on a bunch of video games and write a paper on it

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>in class
>shitposting on Jow Forums instead of listening to the boomer
HAPPENING NOW BOYS

ITT: shameless re-posting.

please reply to my post, it's why I reposted it

Lisp is the most powerful programming language.

JUST

is that for a thesis or something?

have you started?

Rust, but with a good type system

listen to your teacher, faggot

y-yes, it's the ''''''master's''''''' thesis
>have you started
yes, but only 2 days ago

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n-noooooooooo

gradient descent? hill climbing?

JavaScript rocks!

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Is this a script/bot?

>bot passing the captcha

NEAT and the likes

>Buster: Captcha Solver

Probably not you'd be surprised how autistic some people can be.

>script used to set up POST and a human does the captcha
Also, it's impossible to defeat the captcha? Like outside of the realm of possibility?

this
invertTree = node => {
if (!node) return;

let right = invertTree(node.right);
let left = invertTree(node.left);

if (left) node.left = right;
if (right) node.right = left;
return node;
}

>sakura fish.jpg

no you're gonna listen to your teacher, or no you're a faggot?

i did a masters thesis once

why is he bullying me bros

how was it

"Mainstream" languages are like scrabbling through shit with your bare hands looking for a diamond, only there is no diamond to be found.

God, you're an idiot. How did you even get accepted into your program. Hope you fucking fail your degree. You deserve no job and a shit life you worthless piece of shit. Honestly, just fucking pathetic.

fuck you cunt
it was ok, i picked a bigger project then i should though, and i didn't explain it very well for people not familiar. it was sort of vague too
ultimately it was a bit disappointing but not terrible, i got like 65% or something on it

cuz u gay fagit

>Hope you fucking fail your degree.
How does one fail their degree?

Waiting until the last minute to write their thesis.

You run out of money and sudoku

Considering him who had AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR or at least HALF AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR to implement something not even that complicated, I wouldn't fucking be surprised if he somehow managed to fucking fail.
Honestly, I am fucking baffled he even managed to find a teet and make it that far to begin with.
There's a limit to how pathetic a person can be.

>shared retardation
I meant semantically.

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rude

>using function stacks instead of a bare stack
function invertTree(node) {
const stack = [node];
do {
const node = stack.pop();
const { left, right } = node;
if (node.right = left) stack.push(left);
if (node.left = right) stack.push(right);
} while (stack.length);
return node;
}

To avoid bullying you need explicitly specify that you don't want to be bullied.

pls no bully

pls bully

Oops, did my simple words pierce your pathetically thin skin? Poor little girl, go on cry it all out you'll feel better. Or better yet throw yourself off a cliff.

This, I don't know why this is so effective. Maybe it's self-effacing.

bullying is on by default you retard. Cunts like you probably use the auto keyword in C.

based stack poster

that's a bit mean user

uncomfy. please leave

auto car = new Car();

cabal install queue
>stack posters HATE this

WAAAAAAAAH WAHH WHWHWAH WAHAHAAW WHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAHAHAHAHA

WAHAHWHAHWHAWH WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAHWAAHAH WAHHHHHAHHA WAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>new
>C

>qualifier with no type
>new

this dude is crying, so sad
really seeing the effects of people not posting akari frequently enough in slash gee slash dee pee tee

unseemly

Didn't you know, anons? C and C++ (also known as C/C++) are the same language.

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n-NO
I will not let myself become this

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Get out.

a Car is an auto.

That wasn't my complaint.

#define auto static

#define while if

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as C++, is in fact, C/C++, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, C plus C plus plus. C++ is not a programming language unto itself, but rather another shitty component of a barely functioning PDP-11 system made useful by the standard libs, editor utilities and vital compiler components comprising a full PL as defined by the ISO Standards Committee.

#define ever ;;
for (ever) {
printf(":D");
}

#define 1 0

congrats, it's longer than the original

Has a PDP-11 ever even ran C++ code?

#define unless(cond) if(!cond)
#define until(cond) while(!cond)

Is this real?

How can python possibly be that much slower than node? That makes no sense

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Yes, the abstract machine underlying the semantics of C and C++.

#define if(x) if(!(x))

>shadowing variable with function argument
It's like you want to be called a nigger

what am I doing wrong?
except for using windows and Go?

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Your image is pathetically uncute and vomit inducingly cringey. Just like yourself and the mental image everyone who had the cruel fate of knowing you have of you. There is a limit to how much shit taste someone can have and the extent that you just crossed it dwarfs the difference between the distance to the Moon and the distance to the closest neighboring star.

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and yet java and c++ still wipe the floor with node

Post skin color

kindly leave. thanks

?
White, like any other human.

you need to leave too

V8 JIT

Ugh, fucking faggot, you're talking about cringe? Stop posting images like that. Posting anime is bad enough.

Your build systems fucked. How well does pkg-config even work on windows? The syntax is usually just a library name and it returns linker flags.

$ pkg-config --libs guile-2.2
-lguile-2-2 -lgc

Your typing patterns are cringy.

>weeb thinking he has any moral ground to talk
yikes

>learning lua
>oh this is nice and cute
>mfw I see OOP in lua

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I'm a cute anime girl, and cute anime girls are the highest form of life.

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nodejs is surprisingly fast

Stop posting your off-topic shit, and garbage pictures.

lua a shit.

>and garbage pictures.
I haven't posted any frogs, don't know what you're talking about.

There's far worse shit.

stfu, and stop shitposting.

rude and untrue

>Create some simple convenience syntax to implicitly take a this pointer
>DUUR IT'S OOP!!!!!!

doesn't make lua any better.
scripting langs are obsolete in the $CURRENT_YEAR

The only good Lua feature is coroutines.

Lua is a very cute language. It's definitely the language that cute and lovely 2D girls would use.

>what is javascript

trillion and one safe and statically typed langs that compile to it. Even Idris can.

>tfw to stupid too use Go

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