What's your theory?
Theories about the recent Jow Forums outages
Aaron Reyes
Nathaniel Ortiz
Evan Green
Mason Rivera
the Jow Forums servers aren't running gentoo are they?
Carter Ortiz
/x/ thinks the NSA launched a mega-scrape and rather than handling the load gracefully, the Jow Forums servers rolled over and died.
Daniel Foster
operating a website is like hard
Brody Rivera
They didn't build their system on Erlang. erlang-in-anger.com
Charles Barnes
Would you run an Erlang distributed system on a FreeBSD platform the way Whatsapp does or on a different platform, like perhaps DragonflyBSD or even one of the Linux distros?
Luke Richardson
"Hey Shay...still doing the hand thing?"
Ayden Reyes
>What's your theory?
jews
niggers
jew niggers
or general degeneracy
Gabriel Gonzalez
/v/'s been having a lot trouble with people spamming pizza lately. Wouldn't surprise me if the outage had to do with that stuff getting scrubbed and law enforcement going through all the data or whatever the fuck do to servers with illegal content on them.
Matthew Ortiz
i hope hiro finishes this hellhole so i can move on.
John Cooper
Is DragonFly BSD production ready? dragonflybsd.org
Have you, or anyone here, characterized its performance and stability as an Erlang platform?
Caleb Brown
oh just Hiroshimoot cashing out and giving a shit about quality
Eli Green
US internet
Colton Allen
"Yes. DragonFly is generally stable and speedy at this point." dragonflybsd.org
I don't know how realistic that is...
Caleb Reyes
The mac mini's fried.
Joseph Clark
The NSA wouldn’t take down the site with scrapping. They could just use the API like all the other archive sites. Oh wait, they could just literally use the archive sites.
Christopher Butler
Theory - 007: The admins tested the backup and restore procedure while blindfolded. It didn't turn out to be as fun as they had hoped.
Jose Morgan
(((They))) planted the new botnet mechanisms.
Matthew Robinson
maybe they've been upgrading to 2018 mac minis :^)
Nicholas Green
Those /x/ guys are *so* dumb, am I right?
Landon Rivera
Negrolicious CIA jews?
Samuel Jones
Maybe testing out a system that can ban people with dynamic eyepees?
Christian Morris
is there any other type?
Ethan Howard
No, they run on mac os.
Really.
Grayson Rogers
it was a planned outage, you raving lunatics.
Nicholas Adams
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Carson Johnson
they also deleted a bunch of boards and reinstalled them. quite a few ended up with "yotsuba image board" as their titles.
AUTISM
Christopher Mitchell
Oh, my. So the FBI were collecting IP addresses, commando style.
Josiah Parker
Ayden Gutierrez
>AUTISM
It's spelled "obnoxious twerp".
Austin Harris
>were collecting
What's up with the past tense phrasing? If Jow Forums is back up so quickly then the monitoring is probably on-going.
Isaac Gray
Jesus it’s like TPB all over again
Josiah Cox
Is there a warrant on file anywhere? That's something that would be publicly available, right?
Levi Roberts
Server maintenance like the tweet said.
My theory: further segregation between sites leading to eventual degenerates btfo