Why does Apple always brick half their products every time they roll out an "update"?

Why does Apple always brick half their products every time they roll out an "update"?

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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Paste and redberried

An update a year, keeps the goyim in fear.

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Sataniaposter strikes again

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Because iSheep will buy new apple products when the ones they are using stop working

>an Infinite Loop
kek

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OY VEY

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>Why does Apple always brick half their products every time they roll out an "update"?
Steve Jobs would have begun mass firings if this type of quality control was let out the door. But Tim Cook can't lead, and no one fears him. So they just keep using customers of 1st generation products as beta users.

>it's another "Steve jobs was based and redpilled anons!!" poster

>it's another "it's another" poster

>this is what itoddlers actually believe

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>blowjobs

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Based and best girl pilled.

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>apple products get updates
unlike every fucking android phone

>killswitches are updates
The absolute state of iToddlers.

itoddlers have defended this

>applel

>iShit
Found your problem.

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itoddlers have defended this

This, plus those who go to get their shit repaired will be forced into a trademarked Apple vending store which also furthers the company's goals. It's like free advertisement but instead of free they get paid and instead of advertisement it's an 'infinite loop' of brainwashing.

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>Anime
>wasn’t ever funny
>spending this much time on Jow Forums
>Clever
>funny
>not anime
The chad Infinit loop poster vs the virgin anime faggot

>The chad Infinit loop poster
You mean the faggot parroting the Register joke vs retard who doesn't get the joke the first time

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>Why does Apple always brick half their products every time they roll out an "update"?
because:
It just works (TM)