WTF I LOVE MICROSOFT NOW

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is this copy paste from the CIA leak
I bet someone got a laugh out of this.

how about their work on an open-source uefi?

nice english

okaaaaaayyyyyy
what version will be this available ????

Can it do this?

(\/) (°,,°) (\/) WOOPwoopwowopwoopwoopwoop!

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I wonder how many of these will be eaten by sanitizers.

damn
based as fuck

okay, how do I do this?

GAS

>WinDoors (closing)

Remember when Apple made an antivirus and used a castle with an open portcullis as logo?

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this is a business-grade OS, really jogs the noggin.

Gaykeeper will become even more facist with an upcoming 10.14.x update. It'll force devs to upload their binaries to apple servers before having them signed, even if they are being shipped outside of the Mac App Store.

Two things might happen: Normalfags will all disable gatekeeper and the overall security of the whole apple ecosystem will be lowered or the devs will be gaslighted into conforming.

Everybody loses.

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>not *one* program uses an SVG bank that bakes bitmaps/pngs for DPI/resolution needs
not
fucking
one

not a single fucking program in the history of any OS

>he thinks that his lack of knowledge is proof

all phone GUIs are vectors rendered at the correct DPI

Truly the OS for successful business people.

yeah, it should instead have amazon ads built in like loonix

>ads
got you covered bro

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first of all, those are no longer in, also ads for relevant software that you can install with 1 click on the same os are a million times better than random amazon goods.

good thing those ads in loonix are also no longer in and were only part of one distro anyway right

Are you fucking retarded? Android uses bunch of pngs for everything.

>Android
yikes

>re-calculating an SVG every time the screen is modified
vs
>rasterizing a vector and re-using the raster
Guess which one is much faster and resource friendly?

>resource friendly
that is not the subject of discussion here, friendo. don't move the goalpost because you got BTFO.

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>ニガー?

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>microsoft
because you
have
soft micro penis

...

they better add (｡>﹏

How can one company be so based?

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>ads
>in first place
Not On My Machine

So diabolical

based ms

SEETHING

>take tianocore
>slap a shitty UI onto it
Good work MS

This seems like the thread to ask:
Is there any way around the 16GB ram limit on Win7 home premium? Been pissing myself off trying to figure out why I can't get more ram and it turns out it's a hard limit.
If not; Where to get ultimate/pro/enterprise without the 60-day bork?