Computer Repair

Any interesting findings whilst repairing someone's computer?

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Once I had to copy a disk to disk and found lots of furry shit. It was sickening. If you're reading this furfag, kill yourself.

Did the furry look like a furry?

I don't know how furries look like, but I wasn't surprised.

worked at computer helpdesk at big retailer, found cp on customers pc, ratted that nigga out, cops collected his pc, never heard from cops or customer again

Yeah I was fixing your dad's computer and found his nude photos.

EDIT: Shit I meant your mom's computer.

How common is it? I can't believe brainlets actually send their computer for repair knowing there's CP on it.

hahaha I clapped reading this!

Lots of people think if they hide the images deep inside the Windows folder nobody will find them.

>found cp on customers pc
How?

Hello FBI!

This is FBI

By snooping.

What did he meme by this?

>purchase used HDD because mine died
>belonged to some old grandma
>filled with picture of her old tits and cooch

One time, I had this really high level general ask me to fix his computer. So I fixed it, and I found a bunch of top secret files and shit. He had pictures of aliens and a file about how we have a treaty with them. It freaked me out and I was all like “whoooooaaaa”.

screencapped

Sure, totally. Generals use private computers to send emails to aliens

The aliens would only ever respond with “install gentoo”

I help my coworkers with their home computers
>be me
>coworker asks me to help him decrapify/setup new computer
>ok no problem
>2 weeks later
>user halp my computer is messed up
>ok coworker
>i worgot to mention that this coworker is a faggit
>i usually don't look too hard, but I wanted to see what went wrong
>look in recycle bin
>see picture of 2 guys from the neck down standing side by side naked, with their boners out, presumably comparing size of dicks
>mickeymousedaggersineyes.jpg

Post some user, I can even pay you.

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Found lots of pics of doggos, little girls and adult females, along with plenty of art. No porn whatsoever. Sympathetic Christian guy.

where can i get free certifications for pc repair so i can get a fucken job

Hello my friend please give email and I will send you most helpful course. You will become great job of computer repair my friend.

The pajeet hast cometh

thanks frens i will for sure do the needful

[email protected]

Many thanks my friend. I will be contacting email very soon. You will be computer repair and earn much money. Just initial cost of $499 for the course. But for you my friend I only charge $399.

>Anonymous
You go to a vocational school and pay 5 grand you fucking plebian

wow my life begins now