If an asteroid were going to hit tomorrow morning, what would you do?
What would you spend your time doing, what would your last meal be, etc
I know I'm asking a bunch of retards, but
Luis Powell
Samuel Flores
>If an asteroid were going to hit tomorrow morning, what would you do?
die
Juan Torres
since there is no chance of this happening, I wont even dare thinking about an answer
Daniel Fisher
I will not die a virgin, so a day of rape then probably drink some bourbon when my dicc doesn't work anymore
Julian Carter
die
Jason Gutierrez
probably get around to doing the dishes, then posting more on bant
Noah Clark
bust a fat one inside the tower of london
Grayson Cox
considering i live out in the middle of fucking nowhere, i guess I'd hunker down in my home and continue my agrarian existence alone
Justin Myers
probably try to quickly marry my girlfriend before when we planned and then just relax together for the rest of the day
if I could get some bbq I probably would do that too
Tyler Moore
>tomorrow morning
sleep & then die, im not going anywhere tonight, also im not hungry
Samuel Smith
dab on it
Nathan Sullivan
What a lovely day then, probably just gonna chill on the couch whole day watching people having panic attack on yt.
Mason Butler
I'd tell my family and friends that I loved them, buy loads of cocaine, fuck a prostitute and probably round it off with some shrooms.
Juan Myers
this
Kevin Rogers
pls dont happen though
Jayden James
t. never done cocaine
you're not going to be fucking anybody on cocaine, user.
Ian Diaz
I've fucked someone on cocaine and weed before and jerked off a bunch of other times, never had a huge problem. I get whiskey dick like hell though
Parker Sanchez
die
Cooper Turner
Get fucking high as balls and have a battle to the death, hunger games style, with people on the streets
Angel Wilson
i'd dab the asteroid away and save the planet
Alexander Cox
finally bang my big sister lol
Ian Martin
Id post shit on Jow Forums as normal
Evan Gray
put my wife head were it would hit
it's so full of shit, i believe not even a asteroid could destroy-it all.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wyatt Barnes
Lmao best post.. I bet Jow Forums would be lit
Kayden Morales
Joseph Hernandez
kidnap a chink to live translate broly movie
Levi Bell
Confess my feelings to my crush and then probably jerk off. If there was still time watch Spider-Man 3.
Tyler Howard
Xavier Jones
Why? Do you know one's coming for us right now and you're trying to be secretive about it? Do you work for NASA? Oh God you do know don't you? Oh my fuck..
Noah Powell
kms instead
Owen Garcia
Lmao, I used to fuck on cocaine all the time, what are you talking about?
Anyway I’d fuck my girlfriend until we’re both too tired to move, smoke 5 packs of cigarettes in bed, make a giant breakfast, and play a little piano
Owen Watson
PEE id
Luis Long
Hollywood taught me that world disasters always happen in New York, so I would just go to some high place to be safe from the subsequent tsunami in the Atlantic, then go back home, grab some popcorn and watch the news.
Jackson Bailey
If the asteroid is big enough the ground zero won't matter for shit because everywhere else would get its share of death soon after impact anyways.
Joshua Torres
Weird, i can't get hard on cocaine and ive never met anyone who can.
>weed
i've literally never heard of anyone having trouble getting a boner after smoking weed
Jaxson Kelly
Will you please take me under your wing?
Jacob Nelson
Good luck finding a prostitute right before the end of the world
Joseph Rodriguez
I wouldn't go to college tomorrow
Brayden Bennett
Die
Hudson Parker
post anime on Jow Forums
Kayden Reyes
Kill my family, if theyre going down, theyre going to go down BY me, then smoke some weed and set my house on fire, open the gas stove, and use my son lighter fluid to set the carpet on fire then snuggle the bodies of the family in front of the couch, and watch how to train youre dragon, then go to sleep while listening to Giles Corey
Ryan Martinez
murder spree time