“shift” button

>cmos reset
>computer still plays dead and smells like burnt plastic

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>enter key
>still can't enter any vagina

>home key
>WORKS! im at mom's!

>Home key
>family still dead from the house fire

OMG every 14 year old hacker knows this feel

>F4 key

>Vietcong still around

>* key

>still get an F on my homework

>thinkpad
>still a brainlet

>F1 key
>computer still slow

>alt key

>still have mainstream beliefs and tastes

>underscore key
>still don't score anything at all

>S3 button
>still no season 3

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>Volume button
>Still can't hear anything

>scroll lock
>jews still find new scrolls by the dead sea

>"space" button

>still living in a 6 feet by 6 feet cell

>9 key
>still a zero

>break key
>works perfectly, posting from highsec nut ward atm

> / key

>No one in front of me

>end key
>we're all still here

>F
>no respects were paid

># key
>still no big-cocked black man using me as he pleases

>"Alt" button
>Doesn't send me to Jow Forums

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>: key
>still blocked up

>trackpoint
>still the closest ill ever get to feeling a nipple

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>ctrl button
>still have no control over my life

>mute button
>i can still talk

>+ key
>still alone

>delete button
>hopes and dreams are deleted

>volume button
>computer size doesn't change

I was afraid to press that button until I was like 11
I imagined it would destroy the computer because we didn't have a printer and it would try to print inside the computer case

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>J key
>E key
>H key
>STILL FUCKIN HANGIN

>? key
>none of my questions are answered

>press =
>niggers still hanging from trees

>> key
>this is all there is

what does the hashtag key has to do anything with black men?

>~ key
>nothing is tilled at all

> - Button
>My intel still runs at a perfectly safe 87C

>menu key
>still hungry

thanks for the chuckle

>pound key
>I still have no money
>I still weigh 220lbs

>delete button
>still can't delete all of the unpleasant memories

>pound

>sleep key
>nothing happens

>num lock

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this is a pound you retard £

>white key
>still a nigger

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>on button
>wife still cold, distant and cucking me

>press "shut down"
>the goyim still know

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>| key
>still virgin

>function key
>still can't get it up for 24yo secretary

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>∞ key
>still on Jow Forums

>Alt+Arrow key
>Doesn't take me to Jow Forums

>C key
>sounds like F Lydian

>windows + p
>i'm not peeing out of a window

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Underrated post

Whole thread is amazing.
Pls screencap.

no thanks

>:
No shit

>C key
>still blind

>. key
>no blood anywhere

>!
>Still silent

>page down key
>can still see this stupid thread

>ctrl + u
>no slaves

>°
>none

checkem hitler quads
>C key
>page still bloated javashit

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>°>
>󠀀 3
>still no shekels

Does people who use linux have windows key?

>
>no dubs

>8/9
>Serial killer still at large

don't include him in the screencap

>{[(--;--)]}
>Target Locked On!

what a chad cat

lel that fucking cat

LOL LOOK AT DAT CAD :DDD

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meta

ITT: retards

> % key
> blacks make up 13% of the population and 52% of all homicides

>backspace key
>my chair doesn't disappear

>SysRq key
>exists

>ctrl key
>"since when were you the one in control?"

>press "go back"
>newfag doesn't go back to plebbit

>press SysRq key
>the system doesn't grant my request

>press calculator key
>calculator pops up

>press page down
>page is still online

>; key
>still have all of my organs

>mute button
>still have schizophrenia

>turbo button
>does nothing

Shit, those are childhood memories

>volume up
>still skinny

>volume down key
>computer does not decrease in size

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